Tries to take over your country?

Wat do?

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Join a well regulated militia.

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>but muh tea taxes

kill em and their russian pets

These guys are still around?

Ask them to show their "Army" Loiscense, run them over with a truck of peace and when put on trial, claim it's Islamophobic to not let me practice Allah's will

Hm, british intervention would've been nice about 40 years ago

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Aesthetic af

Post more renaissance era armies

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Only poofs drink tea. Coffee is for real men and Finns. (One Finnish woman is as good as ten British men.)

Oi mate, where's your invasion loicense?

Fuck off Brit shits.
The only reason your empire was big, was because it was extensively uninhabited land and the few people who lived in there were near cavemen savages.

Their empire was shit and their shitty Island has been conquered already.

Call my bro France and BTFO them like it is 1810
LMAO

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I'm a loyalists
RULE BRITANNIA!
youtube.com/watch?v=akbzRuZmqVM

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where would the world be without superior Anglo semen?

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Muttland and Bongland destroying one another when ?

T. Pajeet

Join the Kings Own and get a spiffy green outfit.

USA was a mistake. New world would be comfy as fuck if it was still colonies.

>Be Brits
>Get buttfucked and humiliated by France and Poland
>I-I-It was nothing, really !!!

>The heroic defence of the castle in Fuengirola was one of the few times in history (other than Maida and Albuera), in which Polish soldiers fought against the forces of Great Britain. It was also one of the few decisive British defeats in the Peninsular War. Although, in his memoirs, Lord Blayney tried to downplay the importance of the battle of Fuengirola, he himself remained in French captivity for nearly four years, until 1814. His surrendered sabre is currently on exhibition at the Czartoryski Museum in Kraków (Cracow).

Start a war to last for nearly 130 years.

And later abolish slavery when governing a province?

What a fag.

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Be ireland.

Send out the police to arrest them.

>Every black British soldier dies while unarmed.

Take over theirs

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You need us more than we need you.

Whoa, a skirmish

Destroy them

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By what, letting them dictate where to worship now?
This is a mosque in England topkek

Take over their's

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Indian

>Gentle wind blows
>Lose Armada

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There will be an armed mutt behind every blade of grass... bring it on you lobsterback fucks

>pic related

I get it, but a soldier on a battlefield? We're not talking about a battle wits here.

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>Gentle wind

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We made such great enemies. Oh how I yearn for one last dance

Best answer itt so far

win.

We'll find out soon. Apparently, it dried up.

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>Renaissance

Victorian*

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>american attempt at philosophical conjecture

pretty much this.

You got btfo battle of Trafalgar m8.

Is this satire?

I would laugh as most are stabbed, run over, blown up, or scalded with acid before they even leave their shitty island. The rest are imprisoned for hate speech for flying the British flag. While in prison they get to hear stories for their children being gang-raped.

Came here to post this.

> Takes cover behind rock.
> Shoots dandies in bright red target coats.

tea is super gay, you know? this is common knowledge.

You don't invade anymore you just get invaded. I know that feel bro.

>tfw no well regulated militia

>Tea is gay
Yes, as is washing, not talking with a full mouth and using cutlery at the dinner table...apparently.

>1750-1835
>Victorian

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mate quit while you're ahead

those aren't Victorian uniforms.

who needs cutlery when you have burger?

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Hold a referendumb and leave the british union

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You won the battle bust lost the war.

You work for us

>he doesnt cut up his burger into pizza slices

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Well, we're both sinking ship at the moment, probably the worst cases throughout Western Europe, we should mend up our shitty situations first and see for one last fight afterwards (even though you'll just hide on your island and stabbing us in the back, as always).

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Nope

>Be poles and French
>Get buttfucked in both world wars
>Yet the UK fought at the very beginning to the end for them to remove tyranny with the allies.

Feel free to say im wrong. But you'd be be speaking german right now cucks if not for the Brits.

Thanks for helping us out France. Sorry we give you shit.
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KILL THE ANGLO

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Not sure, we failed two times, once we could have taken all their army prisoners but we were nice and let their boats ship em back to their little shithole island.

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Based.

>we were nice
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_human_experimentation

this

>Get buttfucked in both world wars
what
WW1 is the best thing that happened to us

Our right and left wing realised what is going on ( Central power were doomed from the very beginning )
our left wing ( Polish Legions in Austria and Polish wehrmacht in German Empire ) started sabotaging German and Austrian armies.
More than 100 000 Poles either deserted the German army or silently worked with France against them

our right wing encouraged Poles to join French, American and Russian armies
> pic rel Polish Propaganda in USA

WW1 was a tremendous success for Poland
Both Left and Right wing marvelously accomplished their objectives

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We still let your boats pick your pussy kids up.

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shut up germ

Hahaha nice one oh shit thats funny

I'm off for a little cry.

buy their goods and then fall into a debt trap, and give them land in exchange for money until they set up an entire army base and invade your entire country stabbing u in the back

200 years later take over their country
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Indian
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Pakistanis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Bangladeshi

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For real what is Europe going to do with all the foreign invaders?

I seen that movie too

It's the Enlightenment not the Renaissance or the Victorian era you brainlets.

Imprison and gas. I hate those faggots.

Beat them with superior will

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Are you scared to be reminded about the time your whole army behaved like the most cowardly pussies while the French and Belgiums fought to buy your kids time to fuck off home?

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Good bait

Do you get to taste Merkels shitbox before or after voting for her? Or do you get to double dip?

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Destroy invasion fleet in Channel, invade UK instead. Become king. Go to Ireland kill some fags, just for the fun of it.

Down with the Raj, up with the Saffron.

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>flood with migrants

say no, import a lot of niggers, and call it America

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Ahmed, why do you get so upset? It’s not like the new Sharia Britain ever went to war with us. The country we fought died years ago.

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Even your Nigel Farage keeps on saying it is really bad that currently white Europeans can easily come to the UK, but Pakistanis, Nigerians and Iraqis cannot.

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He never would have been allowed to get close to mainstream politics if he had said anything about nonwhites.

Invite them in for a nice cup of tea and comfy chat.

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Let them. Last time the British army rolled into Belfast it ended up propelling Irish nationalism in NI from a basically illegal past-time to being actively encouraged by the government. Come on over Nigel!

Be part of the glorious force taking the country.

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Slowly initiate an emigration to the aggressor state with the objective substitute the native population of the country
>making England a Muslim country

god you're a stupid cunt arent you

I hope you meet your god soon

no

Just stating facts.

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>Not sure
>We failed two times
>Could have
>We were nice
>Shithole island

Okay then :^)

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lies*

Is there something you want to say, lowlife Brit?

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