Brit/pol/ - Total Disrespect Edition

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start buying warships

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I don't think you understand mate. He's 15 and I probably wont have any grandchildren. This is a huge fucking deal. I also, personally for him don't want him in that kind of dirty degenerate lifestyle.

What's yer hing

just random. they'll be doing mad stuff with fertility and insemination so i wouldnt worry about it. Id be worried that the new kid is a tard

you must feel terrible. i am very sorry.

Murder-suicide?

Just tell him to read the epic of Gilgamesh

can you get his mum to extract the sperm, i'm just thinking outside the box. I also deliver kebab meat to shops in east croydon

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And your other Brit/pol/ thread is awful too, just awful.

faggot

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>ali baba brand meat

Yeah i'll pass thanks

How did you not notice it before? I mean he must've been mincing around with his high-pitched voice, trying on your wife's clothes while you're at work, etc.

it's like you didn't even bother to look at the image

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>i also deliver kebab meat to shops in east croydon

there isnt a kebab shop in "east croydon"

you think he's the giver or taker?

John McCain is dead apparently lads

Satisfaction Guarantee, well that changes everything then, i've sure got egg on my face right now

spike his drink with viagra and pay a slav to have his baby

let's see ou back that up or face ridcule for however long this particular general lasts.

Liar liar pants on fire

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What did you mean by this?

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>German donor kebab

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Never a frown...
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reminder theres not much time left to buy link
youve already missed the bottom but your future is still available to you

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This really makes me want to smoke heroin

Would never happen because the Jock is toooo busy being piiisted and the Taff likes to fuck his cousin and sheep.....

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i can't believe i didn't think of this

is the kebab meat people? beef? pork? what is it? any horror stories?

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Lamb or ex rape gang victims

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>German donor kebab in London

its and amazing example of multi-layered irony

There was *literally* a young white girl put into one by a paki who raped and murdered her.

No riots.

Our country is fucked.

it's £3 a kilo collected so i can't see how people could be cheaper even if you got them for free the butchering costs and cleanup and maybe 20KG of meat would be less than you could meake selling one body part.

operative word being "one" not many or several , one

Yes, we all know.
Why are you posting like that?

dont try and fucking test me on the knowledge of my own area

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Good.

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Wow you are so ignorant don’t you know muslims died fighting HITLER why don’t you post about white people murdering and eating little girls then wow just wow

I'd apply a circle of lipstick to her anus and kiss her ring whilst imagining i'm kissing a circular alien mouth and get her to fart in my mouth to simulate the atmosphere she breathes on her home planet

no way can it be lamb. kebabs wouldnt be so cheap.
I know. Thats why im full accelerationist.
ok. is the meat prepackaged in the big spinny thing? or is it loose raw meat that they cook and compress into the big lump we see behind the counter that spins?

Press D to dance on grave

You know who I'm talking about

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>my own area

implying you live in that circle

mods deleted the funny op
joyless prudes

i was lying , you may have found me out tonight but what about tomorrow or the day after, you'll never know when i come for you and turn you gay

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Tried heroin for the first time the other day

Now I know why people are junkies and ruin their lives for it

Ditch them both. Sell your house without telling them, take the money and start a new life. Your wife is too old for more kids but your not.

I'm only larping. I'm still a virgin myself.

Same lad. Not chased the dragon in a long time. I do however have a hoard of subutex, a weed, some barley wine, some zopiclone and some benzos so that will suffice for the evening. Decent cocktail that. Takes the edge of modernity.
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you need to keep yourself occupied and busy to escape the desire

It's probably the shit parts of the lamb that aren't used for anything else.

not very dedicated to the larp, faggot

lambs the most expensive meat on the market. i think its filler meat (mixed, compressed meat + onions, etc)

say that one more time faggit see what happens

the absolute state of /bti/pol/
i'm off, goodnight.

i live like 3 minutes away from east croydon lol

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Stop taking heroin

You BTFO

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Reprehensible action. Quit now before it kills you and hurts everyone you love and hold dear.

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go fuck your faggot son, faggot

>living in Croydon

You fucking idiot don't fucking touch that stuff again.

this isnt a fucking map of kebab shops looool

Anyway i'm off too, threads are shit tonight

I hope you all shit the bed

Take benzos and subutex instead. And a weed too. Less social stigma and a better high desu.
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and thats not fucking east croydon either

Nah I won't become addicted I just wanted to try it but fuck me, I can understand why they flush their lives away though
It's like the first time trying coke I had similar thought of "Wow, I better keep well away from this shit because this is made for me"

I was just curious

>Try it once
>Quit
I already did, doubt I'll ever do it again

I won't be, I'm not some junkie, but I can see how they ended up one after trying it

I don't care about social stigma on anything but that's not the reason it's not for me
I mean it was incredible, but it's just not worth throwing my life away for
But I can see how someone with nothing could easily do exactly that

Post me some tunes so I can get my jam on lads. And no grime or wog shit. I want quality.
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kebab shops feel free to check, fuck you you don' teven know your own area and I still hope you shit the bed

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If you injected its already too late. Your an addict and must seek help.

user posted his music in here the other day
m.soundcloud.com/adambyrne1995/animals

You lot are truly a bunch of boring cunts.

I'm going to bed. Nighty night.

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:)

now what

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Being on herion insulates one from emotional pain. Its like the world is a blanket of cotton wool you can wrap round yourself and you are totally content. Thats the pull of opiates tbqh. They are a nice drug. Folk wouldnt do them otherwise.
Iv no time for bagrats though.

just binge watched game of thrones.
piece of piss to work out what's going to happen

Go on then

fuck off back to /tv/ you utter pleb

shite, isn't it?

Cheers lad. Keep em coming. I got a buzz to maintain.

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oh yeah ? well riddle me this

when gimli was running down that hill what sword was jon targaryen carrying

It was intravenous because I specifically wanted to try that since it's more intense than smoking.

I think you people have been sold a lie on heroin. You won't become an addict if you try it once. The heroin stigma runs deep though and that's obviously a good thing at the end of the day, but yeah, it's not THAT good.

Yeah I'm not exactly a depressive person to begin with so it was great, but I'm not running away from anything anyway so...
But as I said, I can see why someone who is already struggling would go all in on the stuff.

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Honor killings are legal in Muslim countries, so at least you have that going for you. Kill them both and start over.

Lightweight
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Morphine is almost as good desu lad. Cleaner too but also harder to get.

>You won't become an addict if you try it once.
Exactly what i'd expect an addict to say. The first step to recovery is accepting you have a problem.

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Honestly how the fuck does anyone stand Radiohead? Makes me want to fucking kill myself.

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