Aus/pol/ - Vote Labor and Vote Often Edition

>Opt Out of MHR
myhealthrecord.gov.au/for-you-your-family/opt-out-my-health-record

>Chinese Influence on our Major parties
pastebin.com/uA67FWaj

>Scandals for Labor and the Unions
pastebin.com/pNq9nvvP

>Lee Lin Chin’s Very Serious Push To Become PM Now Has Greens Support
archive.fo/zornM#selection-1078.0-1078.3

>Melbourne African community comes together after vigilante Facebook posts
archive.fo/w0oh2#selection-272.0-272.1

>The usual suspects commit the usual crimes in Melbourne
archive.fo/OiqBQ#selection-344.0-344.1

>Julie Bishop: The Coalition's ultimate survivor runs out of puff
archive.fo/eYp1T#selection-332.0-332.1

> Treasurer or PM, Scott Morrison has the same problem: wages
archive.fo/UQ7Km#selection-1332.0-1332.1

>Sydney house prices still need to fall by about 60 per cent to be affordable: report
archive.fo/omm78#selection-240.0-240.1


>Overland train service between Melbourne and Adelaide in doubt
archive.fo/7m3SG#selection-272.0-272.1

>Scott Morrison vows to move on from spill and make Australia 'even greater'
archive.fo/EBKrf#selection-1330.0-1330.1

>Scott Morrison tries to switch focus to drought as WhatsApp messages reveal backroom bartering ahead of spill
archive.fo/5hJRi#selection-332.0-332.1

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First for fuck kiwis

FUCKING BASED

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SAY IT WITH ME:
PRIME MINISTER BILLY SHORTEN

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first for unemployed

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would labor have a better chance of winning if ms wong was party leader?

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>shills are outing themselves
finally

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any tips on learning mandarin?

SAY IT WITH ME:
CHAIRPERSON WONG

>absolute state of leftist protesters
Canberra will never recover

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Labor looks after the workers mate. Liberals just look after their back pockets.

Conservacucks need to fuckoff
Liberal party always was and always will be centre-right land

Labor just look after their back pockets mate

Can Austfailia fix it shitty government by asking Britain or America or even the fucking EU to do something like fucking nuke Canberra?

move to Sydney to get an authentic accent.

>he copied the links
Thank you user.
>he didn't link to previous thread

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Why does the typical leftist dress so fucking lame?

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Liberal had a chance to change and they managed to become even worse time to give Shorten a go.

yo lads real talk is it possible to do a part time apprenticeship while im at tafe?

i spot one qt, and one qt only

I almost hope Labor wins and she rolls Shorten just for this fucking kek

>its "cool" to be "sjw"
>in aus/pol/
>on Jow Forums
>on Jow Forums

hehehe

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Actually laughed

Knock knock

BIG WILLY POWAH
I'D GIVE HIM A GOOD GO

how else will they to remind strangers that they have an iPhone charger and back up AIDS meds?

Chairperson Penny Wong of the People's Republic of Australia

GAS BIKES RACE WAR NOW

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Is he gay?

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Ex-Australian Prime Minister Confirms Israel Attacked America
(Israel Apologists on 9/11 and the USS Liberty: Jon Faine and Josh Frydenberg)
>youtube.com/watch?v=Xs1L4nVRWXM

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>in aus/pol/

To be fair, it's been a commie infested shithole for quite some time now.

Reminder that the ABC is unironically the best national broadcast we have; SBS is a close second.

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I've actually wondered that user

crypto maybe but never overt until recently

Will SkyNews ever come to Adelaide?

Still government suck ups for any party in charge

Say it with me:
Prime Minister Josh Frydenberg (circa 2024)

soo how about them based abos, amirite aus/pol?

Scott Morrison is literally Malcolm 2.0, where the 2.0 only refers to the fact that he is the second iteration; it has nothing to do with changes, improvements or updates.

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>voting for a bunch of fabian shitlords
not even once

>crypto maybe but never overt until recently
Wrong. People here actually complain about Australians buying foreign produce because it is cheaper, despite being outed that it reduces the cost of living for Australians.

>Labor
someone explain to me why anyone would vote for Liberal-lite?

yeh but an apprenticeship requires you to also go to Tafe so the workloads gonna be extreme; like having three jobs

Get the job and then RPL it after a few years is one option

But he doesn't like fag marriage. Too bad fag marriage has already been legalised.

Occasional reminder that aus/pol/'s guy is BILLY SHORTEN

Because "Government LITE" is always better than "Government".

#RESIST

Australia is shit tier country. all of you kangaroo fuckers neck yourselves

If anything, Scott Morrison is worse. Total empty suit. Will keep us on the same course of turbo charged mass immigration, absurdly high house prices, and economy totally dependent on banks and mining.

We are so fucked.

Probably, after all it's Labor's ultimate goal to hand our sovereignty over to China.

LET'S GET THOSE FARMERS PAID.

THE NDIS NEEDS TO BE FUNDED, NOW AND EVEN MORE SO INTO THE FUTURE.

HAVE A BLOODY GO.

FOOTBALL.

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That shitcunt cuts his own hair and always looks like he just crawled out of bed after a 3 day bender
The commie faggot has no chance

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>Wenny Pong

Theres nothing more disgusting than ching-chong bull dykes

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and no that's not a good thing

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She's not Chinese dumbcunt

lol no

PRIME MINISTER

WILLIAM SHORTEN

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>Theres nothing more disgusting than ching-chong bull dykes
and they're stupid too. you just know she turned dyke after having to fuck teachers for a good math grade.

>wong
>not chinese
k

>LET'S GET THOSE FARMERS PAID.
>Implying this is a bad thing

What the deal with communists and wanting to starve to death?

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> labours gunna save us goys.

Nihao

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Why do failed farmers keep getting more gibs?

FUCK ME, WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?

Theyre already there. Adelaide beureu chief stacy lee has enormous tiddies. Top tier mommy

Fuck I hate this piece of shit dyke.

PM
DI

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wether hes gay or not doesnt matter. he is still a fgt

Father is.
She's a clear CCP subversionist.

Bill Shorten literally traded a pay rise for cleaners for a party donation.

>What the deal with communists and wanting to starve to death?
>wanting to cut government spending means you're a communist
Fuck off retard. Australian's buy the imported food mostly. We export our farm produce.

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How do you get to watch it?

why don't you go jump in front of a train you fucken queer cunt

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Funny thing is that Pine took over stockings and high heels Downer's seat.

Literally NBN is the only thing I'm voting for.
FTTN is going to be rolled out here in 2020, if Labor gets back in at least I will likely get FTTC.

I was planned to get FTTP back in 2015 and half my street has FTTP, so fuck the Libs and they are never getting a vote from me because of it. Don't get in the way of a weeb NEET and his internet.

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t. failed farmer
NO MORE GIBS

100%.

Not be a poverty fag?

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Farmers literally made record profits last year and have record amounts of billions of dollars just sitting around in offshore Farm management deposit accounts.

Farmers also generally fall into the top 20% of rich people in Australia, only 10% of Farmers fall below the median income.

Farmers are not poor.

I live in the City you fucken retard shill faggot

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BASED Ahmed

You're a fucking delusional retard. No other business -yes, farmers are businesses- get coddled as much as farmers. Could you imagine if coal mining got coddled as much as farming? Fuck people would lose their shit. Farms are businesses, if the farmers cannot survive, they need to fuck off and let proper farmers takeover who can do it more efficiently.

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afr.com/news/politics/nsw-farmers-dont-deserve-1b-in-drought-aid-20180731-h13dnm

Giving farmers handouts and more aid is actually against what experts say to do and just rewards the bad behaviour of farmers.

>Not be a poverty fag?
gr8 help mate. I meant how do I set it up on my tele. Do I need to buy Foxtel or someshit?

im with you after already being fucked by the Lib pullout
but consider the following, instead of the Labor half-measure.

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BILL!

meme flaggot shill

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I unironically have the same attitude towards our foreign aid budget. Why do we keep bailing out the failure countries?

Jesus christ that fag is insufferable
his entire speech that went viral was 10 mins of retarded squeals of "what about muh immmigrantssss"

this, they have their fat years then as soon as theres a bad harvest they turn into welfareniggers with zero accumulation skills. there a plenty of other jobs that are equally important to the nation like truck drivers etc but none other lobby the government and shill donations through the media

INPEACH

Yeah, what about them floods in India?

to be fair, Libs have kept foreign aid down pretty fuckin low and have used it primarily for trade relations - we're not just giving billions so some niggers in uganda can buy new Ak47s

This so much,

Worked on a few properties mustering.
Owners literally made 200k in a single days muster and we did 10 that season.

His family also owned a few businesses in the towns nearby.

>this was not an uncommon thing to see

>treat workers poorly and underpay them whilst overworking them.

Don’t fucking tell me how poor the cunts are, I’ve never met a more privileged group of cunts in my life in this glorious country.

Off topic question.
im visiting the UK in a month, is my Aussie drivers licence valid or will I need to get an international licence to drive over there?

Farmers are our jews

Fuck off to South Africa or even better Zimbabwe where you belong.

>Australian's buy the imported food mostly
Actually, we are pretty fucking strict on imports of food because of our "unique environment" and the potential to import foreign pests. For instance After Cyclone Larry, the Banana prices shot through the roof as it wiped out ~90% of the supply, with a restriction on imports.

there wasnt an insane drought last year that heavily affected most of NSW farmers dummie

wtf I hate farmers now

Go eat some dim sims you fucking retarded traitor

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no, the chinese are our jews