Were you qualify to join the SS Leibstandarte?

Fill out everything expect for the fact im 1/32 Jewish.

But atleast i get plus points for eye and hair color.

>tfw 1/4 kike with 20/50 vision
So close, yet so far

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Sure pal

>6ft
>glasses
>grandma is a kiwi
>have fillings
>strong and smart
not really :(

>no fillings

lmao might as well only take people that are able to fly too

>6ft
99% of the population were barely 5'8 back then you dumb fuck.

So discriminatory I have shit eye sight

>unmarried
only point I would've failed at, but that's not exactly a negative thing
would've gotten the extra points as well

My father's father was SS. Participated in their human genetic engineering program.
Directly.

Thanks, but I'd rather stay half Hebrew. Fuck a crypto-azenkazi. Fuck your deluded drones.

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So the top 1%? Sounds exactly like someone who's elite.

>dental fillings
fuck

When the only thing you have got going for you is you are 6’3 with no Jewish blood

I would if I wasn't such a fucking moron

and impeccable dental hygiene

Lol sure
I bet you Aren’t even MGII on csgo

I am MG elite and would be accepted and fast tracked to squad leader

All that bullshit didnt help them win lmao

>tfw 5'10

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>6'3
>100% germandic
>single
>no record
>nope
>Jow Forums and 147 IQ
>not 2020 but just about
>one filling (chipped tooth)
Light brown. grey eyes

Eyelets btfo, KEK!

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>6ft
5'9" manlet
>100%
Only 87.5%
>unmarried
Check
>no criminal record
Check
>No jewish or gypsie blood
Check
>Physically
Nope, overweight
>intellectually
Sure, have a doctorate
>20/20
whoops, try 20/1000, not even shitting you
>no dental fillings
check
>blonde and blue eyes
sry, grey eyes m8

Are you going to gas me?

>>+185cm(+6ft).
Check
% Aryan master race ancestry (Germanic) traced back to 1800.
No, Slavic ancestry on one side
>>unmarried
Check
>>no criminal record
Check
>>No jewish or gypsie blood.
Check
>>physically and intellectually superior.
Im a weak skelly
/20 eyesight
Check
>>no dental fillings
Check
>Extra point if you were blonde with blue eyes.
No.

Close enough

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if only he had been a little taller this wouldnt have habben

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Same but I'm pretending the blonder hair and blue eyes bonus point cancels out the fact that I'm a manlet and I can play nazi super soldier.

Damn. Trace family back to saxony 1100AD, 196cm, perfect vision and health. Shit dental care growing up. Have fillings.

Anglo and Aryan with blue eyes and terrible sight, also STG44s weren't left-hand friendly tho I'm ambidextrous. Kill me now anons. It would ve an honor to die by the hands of you all.

I'm probably retarded but i don't see the point of not having any dental fillings

>actually my family is more culturly German than people in Germany
t. never been to Germany, typical better-off-dead amerimutt

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I find it hilarious that Hitler literally sought out the purest, strongest, smartest Germans he could find, then immediately sent them off to die in Russia. It's like he was deliberately trying to make the German gene pool worse.

Hey, blame that on my dentist
Was forced to stare at a bright florescent light for an hour and a half
I used to have 20 15

>so what qualifies you to join the SS
>I watch murdoch murdoch you know that nazi cartoon

One chance in life, born 5'11... Untermensch indeed.

are green eyes ok?

lol

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I'm from Germany
I can assure you that if you live in America you're closer to a sewer rat than you are a human

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Not tall enough, married, blonde with green eyes, pure Norman DNA

So no

>tfw 184cm manlet
why live?

This.

Hitler = Walt Disney, look it up

>6'8
>150% Germanic
>negative record
>Jews literally burn to death looking at me
>god of Jow Forums and 1488 IQ
>20/20
>no need, not British so I don't have tooth decay

>+185cm(+6ft).
Yes
>100% Aryan master race ancestry (Germanic) traced back to 1800.
None
>unmarried
Yes
>no criminal record
Yes
>No jewish or gypsie blood.
Yes
>physically and intellectually superior.
Above average
>20/20 eyesight
No
>no dental fillings
No
>Extra point if you were blonde with blue eyes.
Yes

>tfw half german/half native american
why exist Jow Forums?

No I'm too short, I would have been good in Luftwaffe though. I have 20/8 vision.

the SS was the multicultural dream of current day europe, all that pure aryan to be in the SS is jewish propaganda

I'm all those except shitty vision and partial celtic ancestry

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I never got the no fillings thing, that's a requirement for the Gurkhas as well. Anyone know why?

hitler was none of those and still managed to get an iron cross after assaulting a mortar position through machinegun fire by himself and taking 5 french POWs

no :(

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>>no dental fillings
Lmao what kind of bullshit requirement is that.

>round up all the people in your country with the best genes and have them die in a war

based himmler

Back then? It was not even 100 years ago you retard

Yes, I would actually

im 33 with no fillings no cavaties.

>tfw Irish, juvenile record, poor eyesight, dental crowns, and 5'7 turbomanlet

Might as well kill mein self

Mad rock chewer?

I'm a 5'9 American wrecking ball. I'd love to see one of you Nazis try and take me down. I fight for FREEDOM.

Everything but the eyesight. Even blonde haired and blue eyed.

All of the above, except
nearsighted as a Chinaman

-no
-no
-yes
-yes
-no
-no
-no
-no
Brown hair and eyes.

Alex Jones in the building

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hitler couldn't have joined his own fucking Chad Squad!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Doesn't matter, the Commies slaughtered these faggots like sheep in the end.

one would only need a tiling manager and fast touch typing to join the modern army

Can I be Freiwillingen SS?

Not tall enough. I would probably be Stuka Pilot

Would be, but...
>5’11

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>>unmarried
Why this?

Yes to everything. Except manlet..

Yes! I'm ready to join

The only thing i miss is complete ancestry back ro 1800, however I am white af. Very germanic, mother is norwegian and father is from Midwest

Nein.

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Not leaving a wife and kids behind when you die ?

>+185cm(+6ft).
183cm
>100% Aryan master race ancestry (Germanic) traced back to 1800.
don't have that
>unmarried
check
>no criminal record
check
>No jewish or gypsie blood.
check
>physically and intellectually superior.
check
>20/20 eyesight
not check
>no dental fillings
not check
>Extra point if you were blonde with blue eyes.
check

how'd i do?

>manlet
>half Jew, half Slav
>unmarried, 100% Jow Forums
>no criminal record
>extra Jewish
>weak as fuck, somewhat smart though
>shit eyesight
>all teeth have fillings
>brown hair, green eyes
Kill me now.

>>no dental fillings
I'm out

-183cm
-slav
-yes
-yes
-yes
-Dunno, never did serious tests. PE class was among top and i finished Stomatology so iguess its enough.
-10/20
-no,have 1
-no extra points ( have green eyes and kight brown hair)

Where would that land me ? Inb4 oven.

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They burned through men who held these qualities pretty fast. By 1944 they would take 4 foot tall, married, black 11 year old girls with no teeth.
Just saying.
No tattoos was always funny, cuz they immediately gave you a blood group tattoo.

I literally have all those traits except for height, I'm a 5'6 Norwegian/German/French/English manlet, Norwegian and German being the most recent. Sucks that my ancestors were a bunch of poor farmers otherwise I could've been taller...

>TFW I meet every qualification except wear glasses.

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No 20/20
Fillings
Extra point

I am 30% slav the rest is pure germanic. I have green eyes blonde hair. An IQ of 140, 5'11" buff af. I would have shrecked some slavs

soundcloud.com/user-284726618/ree2018

a half jew with *extra* jew.. egads.

>Hitler couldn't have joined his own fucking Chad Squad!!
It's not uncommon. Napoleon couldn't have qualified for the Imperial Guard, either.

High quality shitposting. Made me laugh; thanks man, I needed it.

5’9 manlet :(

Otherwise yes

>100% superior australian ancestry
>100% victorious against krauts

fight me, you cabbage eating cunts

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great grandfather
>+183cm
>he could trace his mixed blood back to 1750
>unmarried
>no criminal records
>had little drops of gypsy and tatar blood
>physically superior
>not intellectually superior since he choose loosing side
>15/20 eyesight
>dental fillings
>ginger with green eyes

still fought since battle of westerplatte
100% aryan larpers btfo

I'd join the Blackshirts instead, they weren't glassophobes.

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No but I get a extra point

Closest you get to the ss is in their oven kike.

retard

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