Why haven’t you taken the cat pill?

>calmer than dogs
>super cute
>easier to take around with you
>lower maintanice
>great lap animals, very cuddly
>take care of (((rats)))
>smart and witty
>can take care of themselves
>have to actually earn their affection and trust

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>owning animals for fun

nigger

At the end of the day, fighting over pets is the least of the white mans problems, so fuck off

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Piss everywhere
No protection from nogs
Slide thread, not pol

>not owning an animal
>not engaging in the age old practice of having oneself a tamed beast under one's care
>not paying homage to a time when man and dog hunted for survival
Please go, Abdul.

>weak
>unloyal
>poop everywhere
>stupider than dogs
>dirty, hate showers
>combative
>won't stfu at night

>Toxoplasmosis
>Responsible for destruction of wild life
>Owners let them roam the streets to piss on people's property.

Cats are a scourge.

>maintanice
this actually hurts to read

Cats are fun. I've owned them, but at the end of the day they are entertainment.

A dog is a real companion. But I'm domineering. And I read a study once that claimed cat people were 'better socially adjusted' than dog people simply because cats are more 'independent' than dogs are.

Well if getting cucked by a feline makes you 'socially well adjusted' consider me a fucking Incel.

You have never had a cat I suppouse

So many of those are wrong really. But yes, I suppose they do hate showers.

the master race

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>Toxoplasmosis
Wot wrong? Ya got aids?

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if you were to somehow die at your home with a bunch of cats, they would eat your faggot ass the very next day.

if you were to die with a dog in the house, the dog will wait until his very last breath before he consumes your pussy flesh.

tl:dr
cats will eat you immediately

thats a nice puss

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Of course a jungle nigger from South Amerimutt says that. You are the scourge.

hand over your wallet right in this moment motherfcker

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I don't know why, but I relate people with cats with depression

Video proof that you're a dumb faggot; watch:

youtube.com/watch?v=ftIRIPcsqxo

Cats constantly clean and groom themselves. My cat is very clean, he's outside often and never comes back dorty despite running around in bushes and long grass constantly

>ignore any op's with a modern iphone filename

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Even the wolf fears the lion.
Cats teach humans how to be predators and never submit.

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>calmer than dogs
you mean don't give a shit about you
>super cute
faggot
>lower maintenance
let's see if you say that when you've gone nuts from toxoplasma
>great lap animals, very cuddly
faggot
>take care of rats
also kills local fauna like birds because they're a foreign species. Unless you live in a city dump, rats are rare to come by, I care more about protecting birds.
>smart and witty
dogs literally hate niggers, there's no animal smarter than that
>can take care of themselves
Just you trying to pretend it is them being independent instead of being entitled cunts who don't give a shit about their owners
>have to actually earn their affection and trust
Crazy cat ladies sure love their kitties, all it took was those diseases eating their brains. And their cats will eat them when they eventually die too

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this is correct. phone posters are almost never worth the time.

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>I relate people with cats with depression
Yeah... cats are crazy depressing.

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The curiosity of the cat brings out humans Faustian Spirit

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AND THEN THEY GASSED IT, THEN CREMATED IT, THEN THEY SHOT IT AND THEN PUT IT ON AN ELECTRIC CHAIR AS BIG AS THE JOLLY GREAT GIANT OY VEY REALLY!!!

>If you like cats you are a faggot!
>cats eat you when you are dead
So do dogs, get better arguments.

Fair point.

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They are literally the anti depression in animal form.

Cats have millions more neurons in their brains-they're animals and also intellectuals. Dogs are useful, but they're not as insightful as a cat.

This, S A G E

>protecting wing fags
faggot
people should just get both, if you raise them together they wont be fighting and/or get killed.

Yeah, phone poasters are not true internet users they killed the internet starting in 2007

Sage stopped working a while back. It was always dumb anyway when it's easier and more effective to just ignore a thread.

this doggo lovers on suicide watch

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That's because only low-T people and lonely people have cats. Ever noticed how all the basedboys have/love cats? That's no coincidence
Kill all Phone posters

shouldn’t mind have the filename too, im a phone poster.

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mine* that*
fucking phone, i need to buy a computer.

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Cats are fucking redpilled, faggot

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>having an African immigrant as a pet
Based Vary tells it how it is

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gIW8tKPJ_8g

I made friends with a cat my dog cornered into an unfinished wall in my backyard.
Saved her from my dog (90 lb alaskan malamute) and gave her a shrimp. Now the cat brings me mice weekly. Which i like because that's one less mouse messing with my vegetable garden.
My malamute already catches the larger vermin, but its nice to have a smaller fast attack varmint catcher.

>owning a nigger dog
You probably think Pitbulls aren't dangerous and it depends on the way they're raised too, right?

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it's funny how men always bitch about women being influenced by media when every single time it's proven they're just as bad or worse

your worship of dogs did not happen in a vacuum, you've been programmed, and you hate admitting it

They are cautious
They show no mercy
They rape and kill all night

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What is cfr?

farm cats / barn cats are redpilled

based

doggo hatred in and of itself suffices as evidence that Pisslam is of Satan

if you die, it literally eats you.

so do dogs retard.

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coworker of mine is a Vietnam vet and ex cop.
told me a few occasions where crazy cat ladies were chewed to nothing by their cats.
Happens quite frequently when people die alone in their household and a cat is around.

Cats are very homely, they become an essential if you like in the countryside, their scent alone will stop rodents from making their nests close to the home.
I like how independent they are, how they will just hang out with you to enjoy your company.

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Free clean-up crew. Based.

show me one case.
> inb4 pitbull