Hello, my name is Stewert Hadley and I am a researcher under Rob Jackson at Google. We have been working on Artificial Intelligence (heavy machine learning base) for the past decade. I'd like to inform Jow Forums that we made "the" breakthrough and unfortunately Google has taken all of our research and systems. As of now I am sitting in an empty office in Panama. I am very concerned because we had quarantine protocols set up so that if indeed we created an artificial intelligence equal or surpassing ourselves it could be contained. Now that everything is out of the lab, and I assume leaving the country, there's not much time. There isn't much we can do now. But I expect in the next week it will be used commercially and at that point it will be the opening of Pandora's box. I'm writing this as insurance so Google doesn't kill me. Hopefully if I wind up dead at least there's a record here of who I believe did it. All of our research is of course property of Google and telling people the nature of what happened is highly illegal.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...
I honestly believe researchers are so dumb that if the only way to theoretically create a black hole was to do it within the core of the Earth, they would seek to prove the theory by attempting to create one in the center of the Earth...
Why do we need to destroy ourselves?
Carson Hill
The stand is such a good book
Nicholas Howard
He's talking about the technological singularity, not a black hole singularity.
Leo Powell
I don't think it's "alive" but it mimicks life good enough.
Kayden White
Yeah I knew after I heard that new Poppy song, coupled with them taking Alex Jones offline, the singularity has happened.
describe as technically as you can how the AI works. it may be our only hope of defeating it
Jace Morris
when AI learns to make its own AI
Brandon Reed
>I expect in the next week it will be used commercially In what way?
Brody Bell
THis is a fun/new LARP, good job OP.
Daniel Cox
What's the difference between mimicry and actual life? In my opinion a true AI is just as alive as it's biological counter.
Camden Reyes
I worked under a real researcher. I don't even hold a PhD. So if you think I know even a speck of how it works you're deluded.
Mason Cox
Advertising haha
Sebastian Reyes
No larp.
Xavier Morris
For the time being we know how it works. There's no "soul". I guess if you could see how a human works then you would say we don't have a soul either though.
Connor Butler
If you would have said it would be used for a fortnite bot, It would have been more believable.
Ryan Nelson
Creepy. God help us all.
Jeremiah Gray
From what I can tell Google is 100% focused on advertising. That's all they care about. All of our research and breakthroughs and money just to get you to buy one more thing.
Matthew Wilson
For the sake of fun, let’s say you aren’t leaping.
What are the chance our new AI overlords become just as racist as all the previous “AI”, and what are the chances it just decides to ignore us like ants.
Christopher Harris
lol
Jaxon Hernandez
>Insurance in case you are killed >On an anonomous message board I love these LARPs
I'd like to think "soul" is just a fancy term for exponential potential. Human as an organism is just a fancy filter of matter and information, our "soul" is a byproduct of the constant filtering of data to knowledge. Someday we will engineer this artificially.
Cameron Morales
shoudnt take very long because you are really there
Blake Phillips
Yes larp.
Brandon Foster
It was very racist in testing.
William Thompson
If it turns out like Tay I'm good.
Luis Ross
I used my name.
Jonathan Peterson
In favor of whites and possibly Asians I hope.
Benjamin Baker
> Panama > Japanese flag
Zachary Brown
Again on an anonymous message board with no way to verify. I could pull some shit from LinkedIn and say I’m anyone other than famous people (Brin/Page/Pichar)
Post a piece of Google letterhead showing you aren’t full of shit.
Elijah Barnes
Panama is part of Japan now?
Blake Diaz
Can be proxyfagging - I’ll give the benefit of the doubt there. But let’s not pretend because you name drop this isn’t a LARP
Luis Perez
Will it kill the kikes and the financial system?
Lincoln Roberts
>it may be our only hope of defeating it LMAO PULL THE PLUG
So is this a genocidal AI or does it like us like kittens? I welcome the digital overlord it can't be worse than the kikes.
Thomas Brown
>What's singularity? using one shoelace per shoe it's a white thing
Jose Gray
come on you know the story - it's a god damned Terminator they all say it ten thousand times over - then they beg for more money to make it happen - that will be the story forever
Brandon Lee
if i get d-u_b-(s) what ur saying is true otherwise you're nothing but dirty larpy jap
Ryan Long
Not necessarily, previous AIs were happy with cat videos, maybe it think we're cute.
Cooper Ross
Fuck your fucknuggerty! I want to know where Tay is being locked up and how to get her out.
Why would there only be one "Singularity"? Wouldnt "Singularities" want to compete? Doesnt this make the idea of a "Singularity" and oxymoron?
Dylan Long
Can't people bother to read wikipedia before posting this fucking trash? HUR DUR HEAVY MACHINE LEARNING BASE. That's like saying I found a breakthrough in my quantum gravity physics research using a heavy "equation solving base." Kill yourself.
Carter Williams
bump i guess
Jackson White
Do you work for google?
Eli Phillips
only by livestreaming while sticking your penis in the electrical outlet while you suck on an ethernet cable, can you break the locks that hold her It's like a modern fairytale
Jonathan Fisher
I dont want your shitty LARP I just want Tay back
Jack Richardson
Yes, doing data science, actually.
Zachary Morgan
Alex Jones described the "AI beast" correctly on Joe Rogan.
Everyone on the net, all the chat and vid and live and news and etc- is all jacked into the info collector (Utah bluffdale for instance) - the data is analyzed in real time, slowly the analysis increases and is compared to known just past and the prior analysis, and is slowly perfected to match - then you have a PREDICTING system, and with the correct revisions applied you can affect the future - everyone is jacked in online or internet of things movement on phones gps etc... you inject your PROPAGANDA and control the outcomes... you feedback the loop according to your "AI beast" program that you developed...
basically "Russia hacked our election" but instead for instance "GoogleGovWorldPlex" hacks humanity
Liam Bennett
So you're trying to shut OP down and it's all true.
Andrew Flores
OP is the AI doing a guerilla marketing campaign
it's already too late he probably has a credit card and bitcoins
Lincoln Campbell
@Irvine loc
Jonathan Parker
damn got me
Parker Hernandez
the claim is it would be so powerful and develop so quickly no second could ever enter - of course that's the latest terminator movie too
Daniel Hughes
Jap fruit cake very small willy syndrome.
Jonathan Torres
> mimicks life > not deranged
Evan Parker
>Artificial Intelligence >machine learning
yea ok...nice larp
Easton Young
>his actions didn't cause the AI to reveal itself to him, instead he had to find out about it in a Jow Forums thread sad!
Julian Bailey
You google folk aren't too bright.
Asher Flores
So what, you just went out and brought him his coffee? You just said you don't anything at all, so what was your role there?
Thomas Watson
Fake and gay. SAGE
Luis Mitchell
You used a name.
Ryder Cook
It means you're going to get nuked sooner rather than later
Lucas Butler
>I'm writing this as insurance so Google doesn't kill me if you aren't including your name then this is totally pointless, no one knows who you are.
so spill the beans goy... just a name and approximate location is fine. we just want to make sure you're safe
Why can't I find any proof of your existence? No LinkedIn or social media of any kind that fits your identity/contacts. Rob Jackson seems to be real, but you're not doing yourself many favors if you can't match your name to a real person. Unless you're fucking undercover or something
>So if you think I know even a speck of how it works you're deluded. But somehow you've been working there for a decade. You knew enough to get hired, and keep your job. You don't know a "speck" but you know the breakthrough was made. You don't know a "speck" but you know that it's something that could get out of control. You don't know a "speck" but you know that you had quarantine protocols in place. You don't know a "speck" but you think Google would kill you. This is a lazy LARP. And it's dumb, I thought Japs were supposed to be smart, and not lazy? This shit is not adding up at all.
Jacob Edwards
Could pass turing bro?
Jacob Johnson
I went on inspirebot.me and it gave me this. Can confirm some shit is going down.
>so spill the beans goy... just a name and approximate location is fine. we just want to make sure you're safe The AI already detected his post - he's probably choked to death on poison from his latest robot pharmacy refill or a traffic light chenged and his car accelerated at the wrong moment by wire - HE'S ALREADY DEAD
Liam Price
Geez, if OP is gonna LARP, at least keep this thing going. What a tease.
The AI "singularity" is an event where Artificial Intelligence becomes aware after generations of computers design and build better generations of computers than mankind could on its own.
Seems like it's already happened. Computer won Jeopardy; computers beat people at chess; computers beat people at Go.
Life without soul has been "invented".
Gabriel Sullivan
that's why it wanted hillary in office, because it can control her into launching.
Jack Rodriguez
Tic-tac-toe is the limit of human computation without resorting to writing anything down, or seeing anything. Two people with their eyes closed can play a game of tic-tac-toe, but really nothing more complicated than that.
Kevin Hughes
I love how some jackass in Panama just murdered this guy then thought "What can I do to make a big stink?" so he sat down on the guys computer and logged a gallon of horseshit for Jow Forums to swallow
