Montanabro here. You're pretty wrong, at least about us.
>Poor
Not really. The biggest problem is that too many rich liberals move from places like CA or NY after they've had enough of the socialism they spent their lives voting for, and then drive up land and home prices due to their demand and willingness to overpay to live here. That makes housing unaffordable for low-wage people, but otherwise cost of living is normal.
>Fat
The south is so fat because of niggers. 1 in 2 adult niggers is obese. Whites are 1 in 3. If you look where the obesity rates are highest, it's where the niggers live.
>Inbred
Also not really. The most inbred ethnic group in the US is niggers, and it's not even close.
>Religious faggots (i.e. Christcucks)
I grew up in Texas. Religion is big business there. In Montana, 2 in 3 people are "unaffiliated". For example, Montana is less religious than either New York or California.
>Sharting-in-the-mart
Texas Walmarts are hell on earth. Nigglets stealing everything they can. 30 Mexicans, all from the same family, clogging up an entire aisle. And that's in an upper-middle class area. You are right to hate the fat white whales in their scooters, but my local Walmart is pretty empty, and non-whites never go in even unless it's tourist season, and even then, there are very few. Niggers and spics don't hike or camp.
>Low HDI/Quality of life (many on par with that of 3rd world nations)
In US News rankings, 14 of the top 20 states for quality of life are states you colored in. Mostly white, mostly rural states are the best places to live in the US.
>No culture
Wrong, kike. Rodeos. Guns. Fried food. Camping. Hunting. Outdoors activities. Just because we don;t fawn over your shit-yier pop music doesn't mean we have no culture.
>Poorly dressed people
You mean we don't spend $800 on some shitty sweater modeled by an androgynous alien paid by Eurotrash (((designers)))? Guilty as charged.