TWO IS ENOUGH

Are you really gunna try to last that long with a whore though?

she already admitted twice that they never had any sex, but nice try schlomo.

Thinking that you need to last any amount of time is feminist brainwashing. All men should cum instantly.

>Literal Whore
Who the cuck would consider her pleasure?

It's based to go off that fast. Let's her know she's just a quickie.

TWO MINUTES

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He solidifies a deal quickly senpai like a true hero.
Shes the one going around being like i took it from cheeto man
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unironically off the trumptrain now

this
under budget and ahead of schedule

Kek

Seriously this. Isn't it her job to get you about ready to pop before you get in there?

based
desu id probably cum just as quickly... assuming she isn't lying for more attention (which she 100% is)

>two genders
>two supreme court judges
>two scoops
>two womps
>two terms
>two minutes

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Stormy couldn't afford more than two minutes

>ahead of schedule

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If anything, I like trump even more now. I didn’t even know that was possible.

Fuck bros... I voted for Trump but now I think we made a mistake. How can we trust him with the nuclear codes if he ejaculates so quickly?

Premature Ejaculation is Efficient Ejaculation

Wasting time is for sissies.

>Cums in two minutes
>Continues talking to the whore for another half hour or more.
>Pays her
Trump's a beta.

women dont understand we can cum in 30 sec if we want to, just because she got treated as a cocksleeve to relieve stress, shes all salty

take your meme flag and get out of here with that bullshit virgin talk

i sometimes come right away but i dont get soft after i come so i can just keep fucking and the girl usually doesnt even notice

my dick is almost enormous

it's like i was gifted with immunity to sexual embarrassment

Can we not agree that Trump has shit taste in women?

Kek

Its not pre-mature. The men who cum the fastest tend to have more kids. "Lasting a long time" is an evolutionary dead-end.

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I don't know. It takes me at least 8-10 mins to cum, when fucking and that's pounding the fuck out of her. With my hand it's only a minute or two.

Who the fuck tries to make a prostitute come? You fuck her til you're done and then send her away

>makes her watch shark week for another half hour
You stand corrected.

Have you not seen Melania?

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Trump is a god

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always use 120 second rule when fucking literal whores, can't get the hiv that way

within budget and under time yet again!

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130k for 2 minutes, she should shut her whore mouth and be happy

Yeah but your mothers cunt is like a tunnel

This, she provided the service she was hired for, who cares how she felt about it. She's a prostitute, why does she expect any sort of physical gratification from her clients.

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Apparently you need to make a prostitute have an orgasm or the hush money doesn't work these days.

I can barely last 30 seconds if I get the succ.

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You know what they say. Two minutes in heaven is better than no minutes in heaven.

>implying that reject from the California Raisins could make a guy bust in 10 minutes, much less two

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Have you not seen Ivanka?

2 min trump chump.

came to post this too ;-)

Wait I thought they never had sex and just watched shark week?

He's a busy man. two minutes of his time was generous.

lucky i remember my first time
going at it for 2 hours with nothing till she just tells me get off after
i kept begging for just 5 more minutes every little while
i never got satisfied.... it was like my first time never happened

Quality bread.

how much of user's precious time does a harlot get? no more than 2 minute

>tfw trying to last longer than 2 minutes but your gf has a wet, tight pussy

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TWO PUMP TRUMP

TWO SCOOPS TWO MINUTES

Serious question, how to last longer? Does doing degenerate thibgs like fucking fleshlight for endurance training work?

TWO TERMS

Pull on your ballsack
Take your dick out for a bit
Clench your buttocks
Jerk off before having sex
Actually be in an emotionally engaging interaction and not some hooker

you last longer with age
then you last so long it doesnt even work

Male kegels

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I don't understand how that is supposed to work. You still feel like you finished it just doesn't come out as much. I think those are a meme

Not during dumbass, you do them before (long before) to exercise control over your dick shooter gland.

Obviously you exercise them before, but if you aren't trying to hold back during sex then you aren't really using them for anything anyway.

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>You need to have sex to cum

>Stormy Daniels tells vogue about how Trump is a total virgin NEET loser

FPBP - This had dragon energy.

Sometimes you last, sometimes you don't.

Is this all they have against trump ? They are laughable

Do you know what edging is?

How do you make something that's dead inside have an orgasm?

TWO SCOOPS

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Good point user...with every stroke the chance of disease grows. Just hump...dump...win like Trump.

this
caring about a woman's satisfaction is degenerate and bluepilled

pic related

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

user...your laugh made me laugh.

He'll always have a steady hand over the button. No blue ball tension. Besides you can't drain the swamp if you can't drain your balls.

>NZ Herald

Its the national paper and its just a tabloid now for the most radical SJW's in the country to bash anything to do with Western civilization.

Lizzy Marvelly just wrote a book about how "online trolls" have ruined her life, when its just the NZ public telling he what a retard she is for pushing anti white hysteria in every article she writes.

Every now and then I get homesick and want to go home. Then I remember how cucked NZ is and all of a sudden don't feel home sick anymore. The politicians are all owned by China and the media hates whites with such a passion they cant even hide it anymore.

LOL....user...you're a faggot.

Too much winning.

How to bang sloots guidebook:

Step 1: Ejaculate
Step 2: Evacuate

They now really got Drumpf.
Impeach for early cumming!!!!

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Like its any better in Aus you fucken pussy.

user...that just got added to the list.

Sage

those are also the steps you take when you find your hot teacher dead during a school shooting

TWO SCOOPS
TWO MINUTES
TWO PUMPS

Iv met so many red pilled Australians here, where Auckland i felt alone and that everyone was a lefty goon that ate up everything the media told them.

Enjoy your low wages and high taxes faggot. You probably have criminal convitctions and cant even get in here you dumb Coconut.

Immediately a couple of names/faces came to mind.
Fuck.

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dragon energy confirmed

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You're a little bitch nigger, you probably fuck gooks too, you ugly beta cunt. Only worthless faggots run away from their countries.