> 6'3'' man named Egg
> found without head
> in his own fish tank in San Fran
> homeless people took over his home, likely killed him
> his fucking neighbour is called "Scott Free" as in "he got off scott free".
This is like the build up of a joke. Whats the punchline?
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Are you stupid? Nobody is going to read your buzzfeed trash.
How decomposed has the body have to be for you to not be able to check if there is a dick or not. Or if there are boobies or not?
>man named Egg
Yeah and they took his head.
As in... EggHead
They put Egg in a fish tank
fucking pescatarians
>6'3"
got some news for ya
Was he a bus driver in Chinatown?
>his fucking neighbour is called "Scott Free" as in "he got off scott free".
lol, I saw a guy come up to the bar last weekend and order a drink under the tab for "Arruz"
aaaand I'm the faggot would didn't read no coffee yet I'll take the L on this one
Yeah don’t ever trust the homeless. Except maybe veterans. Only group of homeless we owe a debt to.
I assumed you were saying he wasn't 6 foot 3 any more because he was beheaded. Lets roll with that ;-)
Not surprising. Literally nothing about that place surprises me.
Where were all the king's horses and men?
As a soldier that is the last person I would trust. Bunch of sick fucks here in the army, I only imagine how much more sick a homeless man is
Gotta break a few eggs to make a homelette
>the police could not immediately determine its sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Caring old man lets the homeless stay with him, in return they cut off his head and took money.
Probably a bunch of niggers too, I hate this planet.
Lol.
You could also say
> Gotta break a few eggs to make a manlet
as he was 6'3 and beheaded to make him shorter
Is a homelet a homeless manlet?
Has the homelet uprising begun?
there once was a bloke named egg
who was found without his head
along came some tramps
who stuck him in a tank
and lived in his hosue instead
Not bad, 7/10
If you're going to San Franciscooooo
Be sure to weaaaaaar your heaaaaad
wew
>buzzfeed
Nice try faggot
It's a real story, poor man.
>“He was kind of fringe,” Free told the Chronicle of his neighbor. “He had no job and lived on the margins. He was eccentric. A vacation seemed very implausible.”
>Approximately two weeks ago, the Chronicle and KNTV reported that neighbors called 911 after seeing a suspicious person with a private crime scene cleanup truck outside Egg’s home. Days later, officers returned with a search warrant and cadaver dogs, and made the gruesome discovery.
>The Chronicle reported that Egg had lived in the home on Clara Street in San Francisco’s South of Market neighborhood since the 1970s. The paper reported that he had worked as a bartender at a gay bar in the 1980s, but had not had steady employment in recent years.
>Police said they had identified two persons of interest in the case. The Chronicle reported that 39-year-old Lance Silva had been arrested Aug. 16 on suspicion of fraud, theft from an elder, grand theft and motor vehicle theft in connection with the matter.
>No homicide charges have been filed in the case.
Please archive these garbage sites.
Homlet made a headlet
this is what happens when hippies get old
Gassing the homeless is step 6 in making America great again.
>Buttfeet
OUT
LMAO feral packs of heroiniggers got to E G G
WOMP
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Wtf Egg worked in a gay bar too?
Cause of death: he gave head
she had a feminine penis but it took a lot of convincing to figure its pronouns
>old homo is feeling lonely and unattractive
>invites in some homeless twinks who'll give him blowjobs and tell him he's smart as long as he keeps paying them
>when the money runs dry they kill him and run off
It has happened here a couple of times too
no, the mohalet is coming for your penis.