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Michael Harris
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Daniel Lewis
Luis Gutierrez
>that'll be £1,300 per month and 3 months deposit then m8
Austin Hughes
island gang report in
Jaxson Nelson
Another decisive victory for the British fleet
Brexit by force if necessary
Frogs on damage control
Charles Peterson
Wow, why the homophobia? Don't knock it till you try it.
It's literally 2018. Girls with dicks are IN (in more ways than one). Especially if it's a cute slender shaved feminine penis that wiggles at the same time as the girl's weak whimpers every time you pump her ass with your masculine energy. Just imagine holding down her soft hands as she tries her best to reach her penis and release the tension, while you whisper unholy things in her ears and wait for her penis to spell out her daddy's name with its cummies.
Justin Garcia
Former Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has been criticised after missing a close Brexit vote so he could deliver a speech about his views on gay sex.
Carter Parker
Wyatt Anderson
Just imagine rule Britannia playing over it. Glorious.
Mason Foster
LOL
>The Virgin Rock Throwers VS The Chad RAM
Josiah Perez
>going full retard at work
Henry Brooks
varg is based.
Blake Morales
Colton Jenkins
Jose Taylor
Fuck no way
Camden Nelson
*WHEEZE*
Charles Gray
So what is the deal?
I fear the reason why he has suddenly accepted is that may has cucked out and made tons of consessions
Landon Young
>only asking £3k deposit, i'm trying to be reasonable here m8
Carson Gonzalez
>During the hearing Mr Marr admitted to making physical contact with the boy
le pedo face
Colton Allen
Do we count
Henry Cook
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE NEEDED NO DEAL
Jaxson Garcia
I can’t imagine may cucking is out
Ryan Kelly
>find out Jack Buckby is engaged to thot Martina Markota
>all kinds of jelly
>find out Martina is a "performance artist" called lady alchemy
>literally dancing nude pouring paint on her tits
>actual burlesque dancer with pictures at after parties with celebs
>obviously been on the cock carousel for years
The alt-right are such disgusting degenerate hypocrites, never forget
"If she looks like a thot she's a thot"
Benjamin Gray
no. must be self ruling.
Hudson Adams
orkney any good?
William Morris
why?
Xavier Perez
I was being sarcastic
Parker Richardson
is this why the middle class are so BASED?
Nathan Ross
agreed.... but not everything he says should be taken seriously
Nicholas Campbell
Guns and Gingers should be your name user.
John Parker
yeah... you guys count. i wonder if there is an user from Isle Of Wight in here
Isaiah Cook
It was till a bunch of english sjw's came, they mainly stay to the main towns though most small ones are fine
Jacob Cook
Kevin Gutierrez
Was tempted to call myself "Guns and Roses" user but thought I'd be shooed away if I did but Sabrina is very HNNNNNNNNG
Logan Wilson
BASED ESTATE AGENTS DEANO TOP LAD M8. PWOPA NAWTY DIVERSE AREA THIS ONE LOADS OF GREAT KEBABS. U LIKE GRIME MUSIC? COME LOOK AT THE BATHROOM THEN CHOP CHOP.
Luis Lewis
And who is this lovely? I’d breed with a ginger but only if the baby came out a girl and the rest where blonde.
Cameron Reyes
oh, they better not start infesting the rural areas with their shite.
Connor Hall
Are you that Jersey lad who got arrested for larping as an isis member on .Jow Forums?
Lucas Rodriguez
Lol
Adam Brooks
>honestly trying to attack british ships on the high seas
Kevin Mitchell
The rest meaning boys
Dominic Parker
Implying we have any backbone at all these days
David Cooper
no
Jacob Jones
>it's a steal at £600 a month m8 i'm giving you a special price even got room for your bike great views good access can't go wrong m8
Christian Stewart
Madeline Ford iirc.
Don't worry lad I understood.
Fucking hell lad.
Joseph Edwards
Q-Boats
>
British First World War Q-ship HMS Tamarisk
Q-ships, also known as Q-boats, decoy vessels, special service ships, or mystery ships, were heavily armed merchant ships with concealed weaponry, designed to lure submarines into making surface attacks. This gave Q-ships the chance to open fire and sink them.
> A Q-ship would appear to be an easy target, but in fact carried hidden armaments. A typical Q-ship might resemble a tramp steamer sailing alone in an area where a U-boat was reported to be operating. By seeming to be a suitable target for the U-boat's deck gun, a Q-ship might encourage the U-boat captain to make a surface attack rather than use one of his limited number of torpedoes.
>The Q-ships' cargoes were light wood (balsa or cork) or wooden casks, so that even if torpedoed they would remain afloat, encouraging the U-boat to surface to sink them with a deck gun. There might also be pretence of "abandoning ship" with some crew dressed as civilian mariners taking to a boat. Once the U-boat was vulnerable, the Q-ship's panels would drop to reveal the deck guns, which would immediately open fire. At the same time, the White Ensign (Royal Navy flag) would be raised.
Do It Again HMS Kingfisher!!!!
Cameron Sullivan
Fuckin kek
Carson Miller
>>During the hearing Mr Marr admitted to making physical contact with the boy
Yeah, he put a bowl on his head.
Asher Flores
fuckin bastard frenchies. me grandad dint shoot napoleeon for us t’be srendering are fishin water
Aiden Phillips
>this Chinese takeaway that does munchy boxes
Evan Gray
I hope they dont too. They keep trying to get refugees sent here, so far they got the government to send 2 syrian families but they keep trying for more.
Brayden Harris
>a newspaper actually printed this
when do we institute public lashings for speaking this way?
Nathan Green
Lmao fucking animals
Sebastian Cruz
>box o carbs
how is this satisfying?
Camden Parker
ALL. KEBAB. POSTERS. MUST. HANG
Matthew Cooper
MON THEN YE DAFTIE ILL SQUARE KNOCK YOU OUT FIR KNAWKEN MAW COMMUNISM M8.
Jeremiah Brooks
The absolute state of Scotland
Leo Hall
arghh, bunch of cunts.
Jeremiah Wright
p-orr-idgin english
James Smith
A cannae be thwait hoch hay och daglas mon ye phwonay cab mai pessed maself monach englesh fakin cant
Joshua Gutierrez
>implying it's not just me posting them 95% of the time
Here. Have a new one.
Ryan Young
>you're the kind tenant i like do you have the £5k deposit on you in cash m8
>banks 3 roads over won't take 5 minutes
>wait, is that fucking DOG HAIR on your shirt sleeves didn't you read the description
>NO PETS
>NO DSS
>NO TIME WASTERS
Noah Hughes
>supporting the Islamic invasion
Lucas Cruz
well then, can it?
answer this amerilad.
Ryan Davis
>on main bus route with en suite ensemble this property is ideal for new families
Grayson Nguyen
I visited the UK about 7 years ago and some guy approached me talking like this and I could not even remotely understand him. Another guy had to translate that he was asking to bum a light for his cigarette.
William Murphy
Jaxson Anderson
based theodore
Anthony Taylor
its ridiculous. its such a pleb accent but they're trying to package it as a cultural thing fit to be printed in a newspaper dicussing political topics. total joke.
Camden Gutierrez
>fucking millennials and zoomers are so lazy and entitled they are ruining my business
>we all had to start from somewhere that's just how it is
>i'm trying to help them here
>at least i can trust aamir always bang tidy and on time
Benjamin Mitchell
do you speak jerriais?
Connor Russell
no. only did a couple lessons in year 5. bit pointless.
Samuel Hill
looks like Brexit is cancelled boys.
Angel Morris
it would be good for cultural reasons
Josiah Long
i'm not really bothered about preserving small languages.
Austin White
bitch ass
Colton Ramirez
Oh my, the salt must flow.
Cameron Flores
fuck out of my face
Logan Jones
t. a literal subhuman nigger.
Liam Cooper
this
Colton Ortiz
so do you just piss and shit in the sink or do you have to go up to the top floor a join the queue for the shared bathroom?
Carson Nguyen
don't. whats the point? languages have evolved and changed constantly. french still exists. don;t need to preserve every small tiny dialect.
Luis Butler
>listen i want to help you m8 but this double latte isn't going to drink itself
>come back tomorrow
>shit i forgot i'm off on holiday then
>give it 2 weeks yeah?
Dominic Walker
>french still exists
Oliver Wood
t. a literal subhuman nigger failing to comprehend the speciality of local languages
Juan Garcia
lmao who cares? if every small territory felt the need to preserve its little differences it would get rather annoying.
preserving race > language
Jaxon Green
>*drives away in his car on finance*
Liam Murphy
preserving race and culture > picking and choosing
Asher Rivera
Speaking to some uni students about some house share and they can barely talk in english
wtf is going on
Caleb Anderson
but culture is somewhat arbitrary. most of it gets memory holed anyway, literally couldn't give a fuck about preserving cornish or brythonic dialects. preserve your people.
Gavin Green
>slags now have rotten pussy disease
Has God finally answer my prayers and unleash its wrath on ze rosbif ?
Aiden Cooper
how can you study to degree level and not be able to speak
Andrew Rogers
you're probably a zoomer. when you get older you'll come to your senses. and from what i read, jerriais isnt brythonic, its french
Ethan Nelson
what city is this?
Nathan Jones
>can't pay we'll take it away
!!!KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!! ''Could you come to the door sir we know you're in there''
Hunter Ortiz
i know. i'm syaing i don't care about regional stuff desu. it's such an insignificant part of the whole. was just referring to other small dialects.
language has changed constantly.
Nathan Hall
>be english
>fuck a slag
>have dick rotting
Aaron Mitchell
>zoomers will be saviours of the white ra-
Colton Barnes
>taking the piss out of little kids having a wholesome time