England and France are going to war over who has the right to catch scallops off the northern coast of France in international waters. The Fench and British ships fired fire works at each other since neither have any guns. Two British ships fled in fear of the French fireworks. French also accuse the British of taking all the scallops!!!
HAPPPENING!!!!
Liam Foster
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Cameron Taylor
Scallops are fucking disgusting. I work in a fish market, and want to vomit every time I crack open a bucket of them. One of the most fowl smells you'll ever encounter.
Josiah Rodriguez
Ever eat a scallop? They are delicious
Justin Wood
shouldn't seafood be comped at all times?
Angel James
Makes sense. Scallops are fucking tasty.
Ethan Reyes
>The Fench and British ships fired fire works at each other since neither have any guns
Wyatt Martin
oy vey it's another scallop shoah
Christian Johnson
You can't compare the smell of thousands to the flavor of one.
Asher Parker
Scallops are one of the few decent things to eat in England, let them have them.
Ryan Thompson
I'm surprised it was the British that fled and not the French
Jackson Thompson
British fleeing from the continent is a specialty since 1000 years now, they became so good at it that now they claim it as victory and make "heroic" movies about it 60 years after.
French even have an expression called "filer a l'anglaise" which means basically ducking out.
Isaiah Scott
So did the British win the fight if they fled first?
Carter Richardson
>Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, US ships surrender to the Iranian navy
Blake Martinez
nice memeflag, pierre
Thomas Gonzalez
Hahahahahahah
Eli Reed
It seems like we are in the wrong in this case. The french are saying only little boats can fish at this time of year as they need time to grow, then everyone can fish in October. Then these big industrial ships are coming down from Scotland which seems like a long way away and are just saying fuck it we're fishing.
Colton Sanders
They are now waiting on their island begging the americans, the germans and the russians to intervene so that they can erect a nice statue to Theresa May somewhere in London in 30 years and claim they did most the fight by themselves.
Luis Baker
They're tasty so whatever
Now have you smelt squid? That's some spermy shit
Brody Perez
And now only the French will enjoy their taste
William Moore
Oh man, I fucking love scallops. Could eat that shit every day but they're expensive.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Some twisted propaganda everywhere holy shit.
Caleb Perry
Scallops really are worthless. Just empty stinky fatty garbage for disgusting British dogs. No nutrition at all.
Asher Smith
That's kinda sad. My grand pa made quite a bit of money back in the days fishing lobsters off the coast of Africa. Then the EU voted some retarded law which opened the fishing to the Spaniards who came with their shitty outdated nets and wiped out the lobster population in just a few years. My grand pa almost shot one of the bastard with is Erma 22lr M1 Carbine he once told me. Word is that he's still salty about it.
Mason Diaz
Do you need help, Brits?
Nathan Collins
We must invoke the treaty of 1373. Join us in the fight Portuguese, our oldest ally.
Wyatt Russell
Yes please. Kill our entire government, civil service and journalist class then we will be just fine.
Jordan Moore
i hope we sink one of them the french are either burning sheep or ramming our boats they need to be taught a lesson.
Nolan Martin
pathetic. why can't we find a way to live on this planet without grinding up the last 5% of life in the sea?
these fucking mollusks are doing vital work filtering seawater
Goddamn it
Grayson Rodriguez
Thanks for posting video (not) faggot OP.
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