Don't buy German products

Not surprised

What German products except cars are actually good?

Wiener Schnitzel

living the meme

scat porn

I meant things that they export.

Good initiative!

>Not liking the superior Parisian Schnitzel

never heard of it. whats the diffrence?
also Wiener Schnitzel is austrian. i am kinda sure all we have are cars and scat porn.

Their beer is pretty good.

Bosch and Karcher tools maybe? Parisian schnitzel uses flour instead of breadcrumbs.

Your beer, then?

Looks pretty good, should try it one day.

ah yeh, but afaik netherlands export much more beer than we do. Heineken is sold all over the world. hardly ever saw any german beer in other countries.
btw i like your peanut butter products. i always buy that reeses stuff

Can you still import certain pre-merkel pre-globalist ideologies from about 80-90 years ago???

you don´t have to import those. you alredy have them. just look deep inside your soul

People like Paulaner, Edelweiss, and Holsten here. I'm partial to Bitburger and Frazinskaner.

romanians got a good taste, nice
btw, do you make beer aswell?
sorry, i dont know of any romanian beers, would like to try since you seem to have similar tastes

you kikes tried this before, then Adolf Hitler got so mad that he declared a one-day boycott against Jewish goods and shops, then you reeeed and got the world riled up, instigated ethnic cleansing of Germans in Poland's new annex, which prompted Hitler to come rescue his people...

it goes on but it ends up here, today, with you trying this ahit again

Nah man, buy that Peter Pan brand then your living life. You have a point about German vs Netherland products. We do have this place in the states called "World of Beer". Whenever I go, I always get a German Stout. Never disappointed.

There are some big brands like Stejar, Silva, Ursus and Ciuc that are decent. Craft beer I'd recommend Zaganu, Ground Zero, Hop Hooligans or Nemteana.

i am afraid that peter pan brand is not exported, you seem to keep all the good stuff for yourself. gonna try it next time i visit the states and maybe check that world of beer out to taste some romanian stout.

Do it, its a cool place. They have a lot to select.

You could even try it sooner. There are enough Romanians in Germany that it's highly probable you have some Romanian stores. Scratch that, there's even a fucking interactive map of such stores in Germany and the EU.
magazineromanesti.eu/Germania/c/magazine-romanesti

ha, got one in my city. thanks mate, gonna check it out

Breaking news: German cars are shit.
Tranny engineering.

No problem. Be sure to try Branza de Burduf if you like cheese. It's stored in pine containers or a sheep's stomach which gives it an interesting taste.

Forgot pic.

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I'm too lazy to sort food, fuck off

does Germany even make anything other than cars and dildos?

Care to show your flag, bongoloid?

Guns? You should be able to offer us an expert opinion. Is the SIG Sauer P226 the ultimate ghetto blaster?

t. TRSodomite

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will do.
those really look interesting.
scat porn
it´s that greek guy who makes this thread every day since over 2 weeks alredy

ah, I forgot about that. Ironic that Germany designs really nice guns but Germans never get to own them
>p226
never owned one, but the K98k is the nicest bolt action ever

Merkel this some nasty ass migration i hate you so much but the watch game ridiculous

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There are german products?

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They usually discard the container and package it for easier transport to stores.

MP5 and the G3 also spring to mind. What about German tools and equipment?

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We build the factory machines which enable high-speed mass-production across the world, the sort of thing where the price-tag can be pretty much be as high as it needs to be as long as the machine ends up being reliable as fuck.

Oh, and we are quietly also the fourth-largest arms-manufacturer after France, China, Russia and the USA while preaching humanitarianism.

How are we supposed to get specialized metal alloy parts?

Chinese parts are awful.

t. kike that want you to think that Germany = Merkel

delete second sentence. we are not supposed to talk about that.
we are the good guys now, stick to the protocoll hans.

Can you please annex Austria again and make them behave? Schweighofer is chopping down half the country while they boast that reforestation is growing in Austria.

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>meme flag

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never knew this, you just made me look it up. wtf is this shit? why noone over here talkss about this?
why do you let austrians destroy your forests?

you also make some pretty good mining, construction and agricultural equipment

we are also excelent ship makers

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oh, those guys made some nice aircraft too

>we are also excelent ship makers
no we are not.
ask anyone in the navy. we really really suck at making ships.
you can brag about anything else, but please not about ships.
>that cherrypicked article though

Corrupt ex-Communists (Social Democratic Pary) have been in power after most elections since the revolution and they're slowly selling off everything they can get their hands on. Existing factories were deemed not up to par with European standards and were sold off or torn down. Not that when we had the National Liberal Party or the Democratic Party there wasn't any corruption. The latest event in this shitshow was when the Social Democratic Party changed laws so that anything under 50,000 euros was not considered abuse in office and forced the government to fire the head of the National Anti Corruption Directorate. People protested on August 10 and got tear-gassed by gendarmes. The corrupt assholes own the main TV stations so the majority of the population doesn't know jack shit. They believe anyone against the Social Democratic Party is a Soros agent.

Pretty much everything that you or I can't afford. Sadly. German manufacturing is so expensive that the products end up being niche luxury market only.

We also do amazing tools and machines, and lots of other stuff that we usually don't see around or do not notice much.
Loewe for example is one of the few remaining German TV brands. Easily double the price of asian brands though. Tripple or quadruple it for audio equipment. I have an older audiophile uncle who always talks about how he used to have these amazing wooden speakers when he was young. With mindblowing sound. He keeps claiming that "they don't make these anymore". Well, Loewe does. We just can't afford to blow several thousand Euros for a pair of speakers.

Faber Castell is another example. They had a turnover of €630.885.349 in between 2015/2016. They produce pencils. Yup. Pencils, and other writing material. 74% of those were exports, so chances are good that you have used a German made pencil in your live.

We make a lot of stuff. It is usually smaller stuff though, so people do not realize that they are using our products. But they are bloody everywhere. Spax is probably somewhere in your house, the knives that your favourite chef uses may be from Wüsthof, your waching Machine might be a Miele, your powertools from Bosch, etc.

No recognizable brands. Just solid good stuff one one hand, and luxury brands on the other.

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What about the Uboat?

google "german submarines"
the sink
yah, i know they are supposed to do that, but the thing is they don´t come back up
seriously, we completely suck at constructing seavassels now
or our new corvettes that broke the first day they set off to the sea
over 50% of our navy is in the docks waiting for repair
keep educationg people, maybe more people wake up and make change happen. hope your industry and resources aren´t all sold by this.
No wonder so many people leave the country if there is nothing left where they can work.

Faber Castell produces more than just pencils. Their notebooks are top-notch. Also had a fountain pen that was pretty good. They are also more expensive than basic shit but not unreasonable.

Yup. They basically make everything that has to do with writing and art supplies. Still, those numers they pull are pretty impressive, considering that it's just "pencils and stuff".

The German Type 212 class, also Italian Todaro class,[7] is a highly advanced design of non-nuclear submarine developed by Howaldtswerke-Deutsche Werft AG (HDW) for the German and Italian navies. It features diesel propulsion and an additional air-independent propulsion (AIP) system using Siemens proton exchange membrane (PEM) compressed hydrogen fuel cells. The submarines can operate at high speed on diesel power or switch to the AIP system for silent slow cruising, staying submerged for up to three weeks without surfacing and with little exhaust heat. The system is also said to be vibration-free, extremely quiet and virtually undetectable.

Type 212 is the first fuel cell propulsion system equipped submarine series.

t. Wikipedia

They also are getting cucked by the industry, because there are no spare parts and therefore can't be made sea ready. So they sit in their docks forever.

dude, seriously, stop.
the 212 has so many issues.
only 1 of the 6 we have is operational.
go bag to bragging about pencils and industrial machines, but leave the damn ships and boats out of the discussion, you are making a fool out of yourself

The cult of stupidity is king here. Most people listen to manele which is gypsy music made using Middle-Eastern beats and lyrics that would make a gangsta rap song look like James Joyce. Main subjects include: how many enemies you have and how jealous they are at your achievements, how you get all the girls, how you have all the money and are the best. I saw a statistic that most people here read half a book a year. People have been gathering signatures for a law proposal that bans anyone with corruption sentences from government office. In one place the mayor himself attacked the people who brought the signatures and in other places, random thugs did that or the town hall would straight-up not accept any documents. Send some motivated Germans over here to fix this mess. You already sent Prince Karl of Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen a while ago. We have the land and there are still some German populations around. President is one of them.

scratch this post wrote it before i read your last sentence. thought it was jusr all wikipedia talk

Are you me?

based and redpilled

Based

Faggot

I agree that our ships are in a horrible place, but our tanks, guns and support vehicles are pretty ok. Leopard tank is doing pretty well it seems. But I am not a military nut, so I got no idea anyways.

OK will do

I miss little Britain.

Nix neues.
Mittelmeer kammte nach Deutschland.

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From little Britain, I miss Deutschland.

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holy shit. i have no realistic idea how to fix this.
best of wishes. i am out, gotta work early morning.
thanks for all that insight. we really should talk a lot more about romania on Jow Forums to bring more attention to this.

like you said, problem is that we got cucked by industry. but that is the fault of the retarded Staatsekretäre and Uschi (and those before her) who are in the pockets of the Lobbyists and make horribly bad contracts eith the manufacturers.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made_in_Germany

the last Boycott accidently ended up in generating the quality label "Made in Germany".

Romania threads get spammed with gypsy or get little to no attention. People don't really care. I think the best way is education but people don't seem to want to learn or those that want can't because the education system is shit. Good night Germanbro, go make the Fatherland proud!

Okay, Carl

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>ban German products
>nothing works anymore

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Their products aren't that special now if you aren't into industry but home appliances aren't good

nah not nothing, but I guess a lot of stuff work work worse while beeing more expensive.

But desu I think it is not clever to force political change with boycotts that in the end only damages the employees, since losses will simply get "socialized".

Instead of this ineffective sjw cuck action people should maybe just stop voting commie scum into their governments.

>home appliances aren't good
HAHAHA FAGGOT GERMANS ARE ALWAYS AT WORK

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So German house appliances are known to be reliable because they never actually get used and last decades?