Brit/pol/ - Detached (from reality) Lords Edition

wrong start stockpiling super noodles, pot noodles are for virgin nonces.

Who's pissed here?

Attached: 20180829_214941.jpg (4032x3024, 3.67M)

Do you guys ever talk about current events or is it just tripfag drama and the occasional 'fuck pakis' post?

Did you meet Colonial Scum when you were in Thailand.

>Iran’s supreme leader: Tehran may abandon nuclear deal as Europe cannot save it
rt.com/newsline/437149-iran-nuclear-europe-khamenei/

Is that a fucking ping pong bar? Looks like a top night, lad.

Attached: 1508468835157.png (408x332, 44K)

all of the above

We inhabit a post-political reality

super noodles are far too soft and they're shite.
Proper nonce food.

>be theresa may
>hear the changos island issue has become international news
>get Jeremy Hunt (UN Security leader) to announce theres a genocide in Burma

kinda getting to like her, plus shes got other MPs to say current eu offers will have to be a no deal

is she, dare i say, becoming /ourPM/?

he didn't show up but that was expected

bet you wish it was a ding dong bar instead you massive poof

Is this the real Brit/pol/ thread?

Got to let them sit and dry a bit. Or just smash them up out the packet and snort the fuckers.

he's never been to a pizza and ping pong night

Attached: Girls.png (449x401, 490K)

One of many prepaid for bars lad I drank far too much far too quickly lad usually pace myself

There is literally nothing wrong with Deanoboxes

They are relatively cheap.
They look neat.
They are more energy efficient than older houses.
If people who hate them now were alive in the 16th century they would be complaining about all of the Tudor newbuilds, but now everyone loves them.

Hello John Podesta.

Only two reasons to go to thailand and -and it wasnt the "muay thai" you did a bit of at 13 - kiddie diddling or ladyboys. So which are you, a nonce or a faggot?

>alex salmon gone
>mccain gone

whats happening lads

>implying Deanoboxes won't fall apart within a few years.

>it wasnt the "muay thai"
seething fightlet

worthless loser

lmfao

Attached: 1ca82fbea696a3054bcfb19642cb8ae6.png (770x69, 7K)

Anything can fall apart in a few years if you treat it badly.

Go chat up the blurry blond in the jeans, she looks fit.

YA THINK YOURE HOT SHIT DONTCHA

why is there two threads?

Remember when Trump visited and there was all that talk about him giving her "suggestions". I rate that old Theresa, while an astute political navigator, couldn't negotiate her way out of an outhouse. Hence your man Trump may have laid out some form of long-term strategy for her.

>b..but she isnt an astute political navigator.
Fellow Imperial, her snap-election was pure fucking genius. She and the Tories knew that they had such a commanding lead over Labor and the Corbynistas that they could put all kinds of ludicrous shit in the Tory manifesto. It was a one in a lifetime chance for the Tories to push some truly audacious policy, fucking fox hunting and all that.

Although, she a bitch for saying land expropriation in South Africa is cool.

>hit mitts

Thats some nonce code is it? Nonce.

I doubt you'd have to treat a Deanobox badly for it to fall apart.

The usual, idiots not announcing theyre baking so we get a split.

a seething virgin poorfag chose to threadsplit because he's never had sex and he doesn't even own his home lmfao

moving to australia lads, what do you reckon?

You have experience in construction then?

shout on your mum to make you another pot noodle you talentless loser lmfao

Attached: gear up edition.png (276x275, 34K)

Look at this.

Attached: the rat pack.jpg (898x748, 140K)

Theresa May is in Kenya begging for a deal. 60 years ago my granddad was shooting Kenyans. Fuck politics

you seeing whats on channel 5? bunch of tumblr blue hairs talking about multiple personality's, funny stuff.

is this the manc one?

Nah she's bribing them with shekels to deter chinks or some shit.

>shout on your wife to make you another pot noodle you talentless loser lmfao

Ftfy. Shes says to say hi btw and call you a nonce.

>leave eu
>british business expand heavily in africa with help from theresas deals
>get cheap shit from africa
>get richer than any eu state

Stay mad

I win

she's fucking obsessed

where's eddie?

Why aren't you replying to me now.

who are you?

Four fucking billion quid in (((aid))) to SA ffs. She sucks their collective dicks over farm appropriations, meanwhile trump makes a couple of tweets and they decide maybe its not such a good idea.

No. But Deanoboxes are poorly made aren't they?

>he doesn't own his home

reading some books i bought for alevels years ago but never read/finished
Currently reading The Road to War by Richard Overy

Guess.

>dick ovary

Srsly?

clara?

No.

>Vag Scrotumly

Roxys lad yeah it's the Manchester one

who are you then?

fu

no wonder everyone thinks you're queer

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich

Attached: Pube.png (500x500, 131K)

how long are you gonna be there for?
we could have a mini britpol meet

dann suck meine dich

Stop
sge

I know lad just got rejected twice I've been oooft
For another half hour hour maybe lad, I feel like it's worth mentioning that I used to be fit but I'm genuinely near twink tier

LibLabCons finna be gulag’d and the rest is gucci

Attached: A946E4A7-E8A2-421B-9997-B194208B7604.gif (327x251, 2.29M)

Watch out for the apex gang

In de cuba now lad

Attached: 20180829_224713.jpg (4032x3024, 3.34M)

Why would you want Kenyan feces?

thats melbourne m8

Where is the Leader of Brit/pol/?

Dead clearly

He’s on the lamb after stabbing that mother and daughter in solihull

>on the lamb

Ffs he was a sheepshagger too?

I felt sorry for him, he was feelsposting one night about how we all hated him etc....

i've done a number on him

Lads are trying to get me with a Co worker I really don't want a one night stand lads
Blame emotional issues

Are you gay laa

I'll ask this question again at a more optimal time, but something just struck me and I really want to rectify it quickly.
I know basically nothing of all the various cultures and communities of our fair isle.
I only really know what it's like to be Welsh, and after that I only have some kind of immersion into the London life simply because that's where 90% of our fucking culture and media is based and set.

But after that, I have almost no fucking clue about anyone else, which is a shame, because you're all my countrymen!

So please, recommend me as much as you can that will give me some experience about the people's of this nation, I'm talking books, films, TV Shows, music, even fucking YouTube channels etc, anything and everything! Please, teach me to be a Jock, I want to know about the life of a Geordie, what is in the soul of a Brummy, and what's it like being a pikey?

For example, Irving Welsh for a Scottish life in literature. But try to keep it quality, I'm not gonna start watching cunting Coronation Street for the Northern Town Experience.

And I say, this is quite important to me, because I'm writing a rather ambitious novel, and your help will greatly contribute to it.

CURRENT THREAD WITH LINKS

I don't think so lad it's just I keep being reminded of how my mum kept brining randomers home from one nighters

Really am unsure whether I want this or not

Fucks sake retards in the other thread have split again instead of recycling this one.

>get cheap shit from africa
you mean immigrants?

might as well move here lads

This is the usual 5 boomers tripfags and some assorted kikes.

God this hits me in the nostalgia

... Rimmer is never coming back is he?

Fucking thread splitting is back.

He's been back multiple times as an user

I'm tired of lad posting boomers and kikes.

You know what else is back ?

Karen-posting!

Attached: 1472345765811.jpg (1280x720, 68K)

England hasn't existed for about 400 years so I've saved you time on that front.

>what is in the soul of a Brummy
Brummies don't have souls