Any Intelligent People Here Tonight? Want your ideas

Need /pol'acks critique
>(ie, "fuck you cunt" and "you're a fag omg kys", all the hits lol)
Not a faggy personal army request , I'm halfway done with a draft satirical redpill version of JP's "12 Rules for Life"
>It's 12 Marxist Friendly Rules for Life
>An Antidote to Rightwing Lobster Heiracies
It's formated like a crazy leftist Marxist rant from a Liberal Marxist professor, but with all of the hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance on the left in full display

IT IS NOT PRO MARXISM OR SUDO "PROGRESSIVE" POLICIES!

I had some help a while back from /pol'acks in the formation of the meme rules, and through all the "kys fag" and CIA Nigger accusations, there was some level of decentralised collaboration that was fun. Yes there are genuine fucking retards here, but I keep coming back to /pol all the time because of the odd well articulated posts that are far more honest and genuine than any virtue signalling on other platforms.
>once your here your here forever

If "you" want to add stuff in yourself, you can, either by writing something intelligent in a post here, or using something like "temp mail" to make a disposable wattpad account to edit the text and send in material yourself (wattpad link below, my GF got me on there it's pretty gud:)

"The Goyim Archipelago" is a satirical version of "Overture" and "The Gulag Archipelago" from 12 Rules, and its about Juden Pewterschmidt working with the JDF to infiltrate Jow Forums only to end up suffering a mental breakdown on account of the uncontrolled free speech.

I am well aware of reddit spacing, don't care FFS, it looks better, I'll post rules and blurb below, meme flaggers should be permabanned
>Link to wattpad
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Rule: Racial pride is bad, unless you're a minority, then it's self preservation

(Once again, satirical version of 12 Rules For Life by Jordan Peterson)

Rule 1 - Take your SSRI's bucko, your gonna need them to last till rule 12

Rule 2 - Assume the person your talking to knows way less than you do

Rule 3 - Why clean your room when you can just narc on everyone else?

Rule 4 - Take the blame for things you didn't do to make less privelaged people feel better

Rule 5 - Honesty is overrated, because it's often painful and uncomfortable to deal with

Rule 6 - Earning stuff for yourself is overated, because it's painful and requires effort

Rule 7 - Systemic oppression by the patriarchy is not a leftwing victim point scoring game

Rule 8 - Defining Toxic Masculinity does not via proxy define anything like "Toxic Femininity"

Rule 9 - Internal" cultures are dying in The West, and that's a good thing aye, aboot time

Rule 10 - Don't revere the culture of your ancestors, "if" you are of primarily European descent

Rule 11 - You can't be racist unless you are "White". Deal with it bucko

Rule 12 - Jews are White, unless people who are identified as being "White" are being steteotyped as evil and racist, at which point, Jews are victims again, remember the Holocaust?

!!! Bonus Rule !!! - Traps aren't gay, because women can have penises too you bigot

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i dont open links i dont wanna get a virus just cupy paste it here in a few posts if it wont fit in one

Everything archived here that isn't kys shill I'll go through
The way you put it trims the fat down, simpler the better

No probs, if you duckduckgo wattpad you can type title in search bar and find it

Good stuff my friend

>"The Goyim Archipelago"
I like the idea of a story about someone being in a modern gulag ran by progressive SJWs, it's probably not the same as what you are doing but it'd be interesting

does it work if i bing it instead? can i bing it on duckduckgo?

>Blurb

The Western world is torn between good and evil. It balances on the edge of a knife, swaying in a gale of hot air from all sides.
On one hand, is social justice, progress, racial re-equalisation and fair, impartial, twitter based privilege adjudication.
On the other hand, are bigoted white males, Nazi sympathisers, and their SSRI addled Lobster compatriots.

Ladies and "gentilemen" , we are running out of time.

Previous attempts to walk the divine path of Marxist enlightenment have led to somewhat less than stellar results historically, but that's only because it wasn't done the right way all those other times. This time, its different.

Join me, Juden Pewtershmidt, world famous University Lecturer on "Race and Gender Privilege Truths", along a journey of your own self discovery and woke'ness re-evaluation, as we pave the way to a new (red) dawn, using the "12 Marxist Friendly Rules for Life" to light the way forward for all people-kind.

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Goyim Archipelago is Jow Forums in the eyes of JDF, ie "Shut it Down"

Yep, wattpad does like a bitly thing where it shortens the url, don't click link I posted if that's your policy fair enough

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bumping. You're a phoneposter though, right? That filename looks suspicious.

Why, is doing the long code thingy? Jow Forums has been flooded with them for weeks, thought it was post tracking

I'm using Omnichan on android, it has all the "Chans" on it, I'm on a walk now typing, pic related

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WOW and they called you CIA nigger??? They must be RETARDED to do so, I mean YOU, CIA???
>Where there's smoke there's fire.

Yeah. It's weird.

I trust you though, you seem legit and this is a cool idea. I am so fucking tired of uncreative and shill threads so this is a breath of fresh air.

Thank you. I'll try to contribute in any way I can.

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There's another thread saying it has something to do with an IOS update, I copied pic from another thread, but on /gif it changes videos with names into numbered webms, so maybe it's a server end change?

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M8, where there's memeflag retards there's timewasting

It could be something like that. I heard about the datamining stuff and started to get a bit paranoid.

Based on what you've told me though, it probably isn't just data mining, IOS updates probably account for some cases like yours.

i dunno, its kinda gay, i do like Rule 2, thats unironically how i live my day to day life

I'm on Android, in Omnichan you can bulk download images so I pick up the new names of images

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Fair enough, but everything is kind of gay now, it can be made funnier and simpler though, that's why I'm here, I can spam a video/podcast version of it later and link it to normie networks for fun.

This actually looks like a pretty cool app. I've never heard of omnichan before, thanks m8. I'll have to check it out.

Impolite selfish bump

It's addictive though, makes shit posting way to easy look out
Dev is chill, free version has ads I think that's about it

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Okay, here's an idea. This may sound like retarded cuckoldry but hear me out.

In the gulag, the SJW's running the show (or more likely, their Jewish handlers running the show haha) could force people to have sex with undesirable partners all in the name of proof of "anti-bias". I'm talking making dudes fuck trannies (and not the hot ones either, the ones with beards and shit), other dudes, forcing white women to fuck niggers and get pregnant, but all the women who come to the camp pregnant with white children have to get abortions. Also, any white (or goy in general) children who happen to make it to the camp are forced to undergo gender re-assignment hormone therapy and eventually surgery, and the parents can't do shit about it.

This may sound like I'm a paranoid fucker who jacks off to cuckold porn, but it really is an allegory for our society taken reductio ad absurdum. Think about it: fuckers who say that "genital preferences" are "transphobic", not wanting Weimar 2.0 is "internalized homophobia" and secretly gay behavior, having normal racial affiliations when it comes to dating is "racist", calling out migrant rapes of our women is "racist", calling out the "rapid-onset gender dysphoria" pushing for being propaganda, that "white dna is an abomination" and "the solution to white supremacy is white abortion" etc. All of this is massively hypocritical, since it violates the sanctity of one's one bodily autonomy(and the safety of children; see normalization of pedo shit and transgenerism), but the left has shown time and time again that they don't actually care about that.

Expose their hypocrisy. Make it so horrifying that people actually start to question what we're progressing to. There end goal is just destruction,nothing more. Make that apparent.

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It's not fiction, it's a self help/self destruction non fictional guide, what you said can kind of fit into the "Traps aren't gay" rule though

I'm OP, ID resets automatically on Omnichan after a while, fucking annoying but sometimes useful to avoid temp bans

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Oh, I was talking about more of this guy's Goyim Archipelago idea. Sorry, sleep deprived. I think that's a good idea too.
I realized that must have sounded fucking insane. I'm sorry.

Could you maybe elaborate a bit on your idea?

Oh, nevermind. I think I get the idea.

If you line up 12 Rules Overture with Goyim Archipelago it copies JPs cadence and sentence structure

I would amend rule 6 to include something about the redistribution of wealth and seizing the means of production

I see. So we copy his sentence structure and show his arguments for the weak liberalism that they are. On it.

What I'm gonna do first is find a quick summary of the actual rules and try to transpose your parody rules onto them. I might paste them in here and develop them here in real time.

I like this idea a lot, it'd make a good dystopian story
Hah, this sounds like it'd make a good comedy. We should do more threads like this where we promote creative works. One thing to keep in mind is the left won the culture war through dominating arts/media, that's largely how they were able to influence the populace.

I'll add it to the list, the rules have alot of fat on them, any trimming and rearticulation welcome

It's not JPs arguments, he's not a Marxist, but there are some places he won't go and that pisses alot of people on the right off.

It's a fictional leftwing version of JP with "some" of his flaws, but mostley just hard leftist talking points

1.Stand Up Straight With Your Shoulders Back

>Standing up straight with your shoulders back is something that is not only physical, because you’re not only a body, you’re a spirit so to speak, a psyche as well. Standing up physically also implies and invokes and demands standing up metaphysically. Standing up means voluntarily accepting the burden of being.

Fake 1. Take your SSRI's bucko, your gonna need them to last till rule 12

>Being a responsible little kiddo and taking your happy pills is not just taking a capsule, but restoring the rightful balance of seratonin to your depression-addled brain, and like our humble ancestor the lobster shows us, once you have the chemicals, the confidence comes naturally, and you can function like a good goy again. Standing up neurochemically also implies and invokes and demands standing up economically. Taking your goddamn medication means voluntarily accepting the burden of the yoke our wise and kind overlords have bestowed upon us.

How's that?

I've been trying for around 6 months to see how the non retards on pol can organise and collaborate on projects without the threat of IRL reveal.
There's a fuck load of smart rightfully pissed off people but (and for good reason), no one lies a head.
Decentralised encrypted collaboration on Verified sourcelinked redpills ect, art and stuff.
Cunts on the "Far Right" in leader positions have sold out too often, no one trusts leaders, so it's can you organise a group to collaborate but without the threat of the head being cut off or soured?

Okay, I think I understand a little better now. Now that I've written something maybe you could tell me if it kind of matches.

Yep, it's stuff like that that got traction when I would post it, JP has a grandiose cadence, like "slaying the dragon" and stuff. Basically just funny JP CopyPastas twisted towards leftie speech

Thanks. Kind of reminds me of some of Roosh V's fiction (Big Bertha for example) or Neel Kolhatkar's short films. But mostly it's just an expression of my deepest fears for our people and our culture. These are dark times, man.

I also would love to see a comedy about Jewish shilling, would be hilarious.

Can do that. I was basically born for this kind of shitposting operation.

Can you give me any passages of his that you would like me to parody? I can find more but if there are specific, more important ones it might be more efficient for you to show me which ones they are.

Even centerists and commie fags know about it, no one wants to drop those Bombs though. But if /pol autist wizarda could organise "without borders or leaders", army without a head or tail, we could redpill alot of people. Its just seemingly impossible to organise without someone fucking it up for everyone else.
/pol is a board of peace though, and ironically way more diverse than any other normie social group space.

Link goes to Rick roll, how old are you?

Wattpad link to draft, haven't finished draft for all the rules yet
If you are scared of non legit link, search wattpad and then 12 Marxist Friendly Rules for Life, you can use temp mail to make a throwaway account in about 3 mins

my.w.tt/dYgBpcLNNP

It's pretty crazy, innit? No wonder there are so many shills on here. This board has power.

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BS, its a bitly for wattpad, I've checked it m8

I'm working on some blockchain projects no bull, search "blockstack ID" and you'll see huge potential there.
It's just a problem of organising without
a) a platform that can be destroyed
b) an organisational structure with a goal instead of a leader.

If you see threads later on with Quorus Network, (ie quorum and chorus) jump in, plans for encrypted collaborative workspace with chat, doc writing, image editing and file storage, + YouTube network for collab content and shared revenue money pool for digital tool hire
No fucking bull m8, I just like shit posting at the same time for lolz

Jow Forums would be shut down already or blocked for most if it wasn't a containment hub for wizard paladin autism and rage. But its not like there aren't a billion shillbot threads on /pol to keep people distracted

Sounds great. I'll check all this stuff out. Gonna have to go to bed, but this is all awesome. Can't wait to try and make something out of this.

I think I'll make a wattpad account to help when I wake up.

It's full of gay chick books but my GF put me onto it, it's got a good structure

More important, search Blockstack ID and their encrypted apps and stuff and your mind will go in the same direction mine is

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dont click, it's virus

No it isn't you meme flag kike, already gave a way to find it in Google search or duckduck
KYS

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Faggery = 100%
You are still welcome to contribute though, I was a nihilistic meme flagger once no hard feelings

Is from an IOS update, other threads on POL talking about it, I use Omnichan to save all the images in good threads to sort through later

pff, soulless bot

You're a fucking lying shill. That's a GUID hexadecimal filename used to track replies to this thread. Your IOS update lie has been told several times before, and it's been shot down every single fucking time.

IF YOU RESPOND TO THREADS WITH THIS TYPE OF FILENAME, YOU ARE BEING TRACKED.

Go eat six large pizzas, Joan. Then sit on your Sybian for a few hours to get off because no human with working eyes and a soul would ever touch you.

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I use Omnichan memeflag look at my previous post loser if you download the image with the weird tag it keeps the weird name, all your doing is bumping my thread retard so keep going I've got material I needed

This is genuinely pretty funny user. Good to see a bit of real humanity amidst all the shills and bots on this website

All meme flaggers are spam now m8 didn't you get the memo? The only pirate you are is a butt pirate kys shill dickhead

You sound like a gigantic faggot

It's fucking depressing m8, something good gets started then it's back to "are traps gay" and other BS threads XO

Your from Finland
I'll leave it at that.

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No one is buying your bullshit, you faggot shill. You're the only one replying to this thread because we're onto you and not falling for this shit.

Memeflag fags will get the rope my boy, mark my words, if you wanna troll, have the courtesy to take the memeflag off so I can at least make fun of you for being a self hating Canadian

Extremely rude self Bump again, but to anyone seeing this who is sick of cunts derailing everything before it can take off, just see if you can add some funny JP copypasta shit in this thread, I'll save the thread when it is archived and go through anything relevant you put down

Kill all memeflaggers

When that Apple cider hits....

Potato Vodka m8? :)

Kill yourself faggot

Hang yourself Hanz,
Only once you've licked Abdul and Bashirs cummies out of your Mums butthole like a good little emasculated Goyim Germcuck Shizerswallower

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