LEAK ON THE ISS, DEPRESSURISATION IMMINENT!

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"The leak is in the orbital module of the Soyuz MS-09 spacecraft and the crew has noticed at least two holes in the exterior of the module. They have taken photos for ground engineers to evaluate."

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RUSSIAN COLLUSION!
They're working with the Chinese to destroy American Space Force at its outset!

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>The leak is in the orbital module of the Soyuz MS-09 spacecraft
it's fucking nothing

But they need the Soyuz to go back home, it would be safe to use it?

they can wait for another, or put some chewing gum on it like they did in the rocketeer

KeK

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The Soyuz can be jettisoned, they also always have a extra one docked for emergencies.

>fake drama on a fake “spaceship”
ISS only exists in Hollywood you retards

Its being eviscerated by ayy lmaos and covered up.

I've seen it through a telescopic lens you fucking moron.

>Soyuz MS-09 spacecraft and the crew has noticed at least two holes in the exterior of the module.
they got gaffer tape on the station surely?

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I wonder if the onions-ooze pops violently will iss fly around like a balloon

>ISS
the hollywood studio?
it's nothing

weather balloon

>DEPRESSURISATION
>IMMINENT
not at ~1 ATM you retard

No youbhavent. You saw a satellite, not a mythical space station that defies physics by existing

>flooding imminent
My nephew at Sandy Hook saw it with his class every Friday during their weekly skywatch.

They may have a tape, but do they know how to use it?

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FUCKING RUSSIANS

.REEE.EEEEEE.EEEEEE

>onions-ooze

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Well here's something that warrants a
W O M P
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Is that supposed to be a lot of damage?

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HOUSTON WE HAVE WATER IN THE MACHINERY

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really mate?

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Relying exclusively on Russia to ferry astronauts into space sure was a great idea!

Good argument, shill

>1000's of flight engineers, technicians, physicists, computer engineers, electrical engineers, scientists, and personnel from around the world conspire to work on a fake set in hollywood and falsify scientifically accurate telemetry and experimental data
It's easier to actually have a station in space.

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You forgot to mention Trump.

>satellites exist, but space stations which in terms of physics are basically identical can't...

Based and redpilled

>be literally too incompetent to design decent spacecraft anymore
>"waaaah why are we relying on the Russians"
Burgers have no one to blame but themselves for the pathetic state of their space industry.

THE ISS IS FILLING WITH WATER WE ARE GOING TO DROWN

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just shut the door to that part of the station

stupid space niggers

>they also always have a extra one docked for emergencies.

Nope, there is no extra Soyuz. There are 2 Soyuz for 6 astronauts. If one is not functional, there is one for 3 astronauts. The plan is A. to find the leak and fix it and B. should this be impossible to use the next 2 Soyuz launches to ferry only 1 and 2 on the second launch to get the extra 3 places.

99 percent chance to fix the anomaly.

>a satellite is the same as a gigantic station that somehow allows people to dock and live in with no additional resources or outside aid
>the same

>ISS defies physics

Please explain, the physics behind how the ISS stays in LEO is very fucking simple

GET YOUR OXYGEN TANKS WE NEED TO FIX THE LEAK

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They have it on the sound stage. The head gaffer should be able to pass some to the act...astronauts if they ask. Unless Elon stole it all to tape the suit into the car.

>that somehow allows people to dock and live in with no additional resources or outside aid
they literally send cargo rockets up ALL THE TIME you birdbrain

What the fuck do you mean by no additional resources or outside aid?
They obviously get food/oxygen/water every now and then

It's not the station, it's the spacecraft that's supposed to take them back to Earth.

Then where’s the proof? Funny how they’re only allowed to released their scripted videos doing what Hollywo- I mean NASA says.

It just micrometeorite strike. It nothing. Descent module is MMOD-proof.
They will just patch the hole with duct tape and will be good as new.

They receive regular supply runs.

And they are going to fix it big deal, how is this news again?

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yep.

Oh, and China has same problems too:
youtube.com/watch?v=lBL98p0wZ7g

Does thats mean the ISS gone fill up with water?

Then how don’t they have an extra spaceship to leave with? They’re using their actors to fake a crisis to get more funding.

>Satellites exist, but docking in space is impossible!

The proof is you can literally look into the sky and see it.

yeah we should use latvian next time LMAO

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Look at astronaut Scott Kelly getting visible nervous when he gets asked about air bubbles in the vacuum of space

youtu.be/6WFDDCiH5ls

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Then why is there no proof?
>lol it’s so easy that you can do it yourself!
>no I won’t prove it

>chucking a rock is the same as suspending a rock midair and then throwing another rock at it that also suspends midair but ALSO attaches to the rock without damaging either rocks

Because it's on the launch pad.

>Implying the ISS isn't some Jew trickery created by hollywood. Fuck out of here kike.

>Here look at this composite picture from NASA. See how awesome planet earth is. Don't like the proof? to bad fucking moon landing conspiracy lunatic

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It still baffles me how much of Jow Forums eats up this obvious kike trick. It’s likr the final redpill. Why are you so resistant to the truth?

>what is relative velocity

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That doesn’t answer the question, shill

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It does, you just don't know shit.

sudden acceleration of the objects. look when they reach for it

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I’m sorry French Fry, does your country have any relevance in space..? No? That’s what I thought. You should be more worried about getting blown up by sand niggers and attempting to maintain relevance in the 1st world, not talking about the affairs of nations who didn’t surrender in world war 2 after just a few weeks. You fucking surrender monkey.

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No, it doesn’t.

>takes something like 10,000 MPH to leave earth
>somehow slows down to a crawl in the 10 minute travel
Hmmmm

It does not slow down.

How was your space program again, Mr. Irrelevant?

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Alex pls

Tim Peake getting ll the blood to the head

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>uuuh it's just compression artifacts

Look at her thumb.

>ship moving at LEAST 10,000MPH slams into a ship moving at a crawl
>lol no damage
Damn, kikes forgetting their lines again it seems

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They do actually.

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>Soyuz MS-09

this is their ship home.

oh dear

if musk had half a brain he would be prepping for a possible rescue mission

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No it's a ship moving at 10,000mph docking with another ship moving at 10,001mph.

I am sorry you sent people up there who cant fix the goddamn station

did we learn nothing from the Apollo missions? one engineer should be on the station at all times

the absolute state of Nasa has become a 3rd call center for boomers in space

>fake spaceship
>being able to see it in the sky
pick one

>Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which further resulted in expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.

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Will it be televised?

IF IT AIN'T SPACE FORCE

IT STILL AIN'T REAL NIGGA

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I'm genuinely confused as to whether you people realize what Alex Jones's purpose was. He was paid to make simpletons look past legit conspiracies by promoting truth as well as lies. You aren't smart, and you shouldn't feel smart.

>docking with something moving faster than you
Hmmmm

How long can air on ISS last between resupply? How do they make air./ store it. Wanting to make an airtight shelter, just wondering.

I think that's called rape

lol

Hmm.. now where does all this budget go?
> FY2017 19,508 mil $
> FY2018 (proposed) 20,736 mil $
> 2019 (projected) 19,375 mil $
> 2020 (projected) 19,666 mil $

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budget_of_NASA

;)

>belieiving in the ISS hoax
WEW I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH THE DARING SPACEWALK WHERE VITAL ELECTRONICS ARE FIXED OUTSIDE OF A SPACESHIP FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON OOPS DO NOT LOOK AT THE BUBBLES THE SOACEWALK IS DEDINITELY NOT FILMED IN A POOL OF WATER

hes talking right now to some russian guy, asking about sealing materials, looking for it, kek

9999mph then Mr Pedantic.

ustream.tv/channel/live-iss-stream

hes talking toa russian guy

>Electrolysis of water (H2O) is the main method to generate oxygen aboard the ISS. Water is split into oxygen (O2) and hydrogen (H2). The oxygen is vented into the breathable cabin air system, known as the Oxygen Generation System, while the explosive hydrogen is vented externally.

Good one

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A leak in space would cause immediate depressurization. They are not on a fucking airplane or boat. What horseshit.

this is pretty awesome access to fucking live space comms

this is fucking sweet

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