Jow Forums names by countries

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No one cares about those places

>Aussie and Nz : Chang
Come on mate. You're not fooling anyone with that "Bruce" shit.
We're both fried up in the same chop suey, might as well admit it.

Hello this is Pekka

This is Stavros

Here's OP

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>Serbia
Nemanja
>Croatia
Ante
>Slovenia
Janez
>Bosnia(muslim)
Alija
>Albania
Tonibler
>Montenegro
Milo
>Bulgaria
Kamen or Beton

>Tonibler
Do albos really name their spawn Tonibler or is it all just some elaborate balkan ruse?

Hi, this is Pierre

Germany is Mehmet since they’re all fucking turks you retards. If a German is a liberal cuck I use Hans, it just evokes an image of a fat, stupid kraut who thinks he is better than others.

UK would be Ahmed and France would likely be muhammad since its a more spread name among black muslim converts.

Also I use Tyrone Lopez for america but it hasnt caught on so much

This

Those are stupid, Serbia is at best Dusan and Croatia is either luka or mario after the wc

Italy: Giuseppe

some did, ttere were news articles about it. Some also named kids Bil, as Bill Clinton. Similary how bulgarians are Beton or Kamen, somebody posted bulgarian male names and beton(concrete) and kamen(stone) were on it, so meme stuck

america: cuckold, wigger, sissy, trans etc

>Australia

Damo

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greece
>jorgo
albania
>shkodran
bulgaria/macedonia
>sasho
serbia
>milojko
croatia
>hrvoje
slovenia
>janez
hungary
>zoltan
romania
>radu
czechia
>pepik
slovakia
>tomaš
poland
>vladislav

>Uruguay
Washington
>Argentina
Diego
>Brazil
Joao
>Chile
Tuk tuk

Kamen is a strange meme, since Peter, Petros, Petur and all those are literally the same word.

Beton is pretty fucking funny though.

France
>Mamadou
Romania
>Haralambie
Russia
>Dima
Germany
>Suleyman
USA
>Juan-Cayden
Portugal/Brazil
>Joao Silva
South Africa
>Sipho (especially if they're white)

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>georgia
kote
>armenia
armen
>ossetia
Chingis

Halt die Fresse Ali

>russia
Dimitri
>Latvia
6 toe
>Sweden
Swedistan

>Mexico:
Juan
>Chile:
Carlos
>Colombia:
Pablo

i thought we were nigel :(

is ali more of a turkis name?

You are
Swedistan is what the country is called not the name you refer to a person from there as

idk but I've seen people from bosnia more white than croats

isn't pajeet more for australia?

>giving us the name mountain nigger when there is a country literally called mountain nigger

>Australia
Shit eating cunt faggot

They actually fucking do. Zerg is retarded.

>USA
Tyrone, Cletus

Sweden:
Muhammad

>Brazil
Manuel/Miguel
>Portugal
Alberto Barbosa

>USA
Pendos

What in the actual fuck

Aвтoнoмкa? Autonomous? This is a joke right

Hello, this is Nigel

>Australia
Yusuf Ching Lee
>New Zealand
Nikau Patel
>South Africa
Adolf Krüger
>Canada
Tyron Se Dong
>USA
>Juan de Jackson
>Argentina
Esteban Himmler
>Brazil
Okango Müller
>France
Mohammed bin Mohammed
>Sweden
Mbongo Utuntu
>Germany
Yusuf Arslan
>Austria
Zoltan Kertes
>Swizerland
Abdyl Schorschl
>Finland
Chingis Järvinen
>Greece
Kosta Yilmaz
>Turkey
Murat Papadopoulos
>Syria
Achmed Ivanov

>Tonibler
>Tonibler is a male given name in Kosovo, given in honor of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair following his role in the 1999 NATO air campaign against the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
wtf

>>Canada:
>Zhung

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swedish name is gayas

>France
Muhammad
>Netherlands
Muhammad
>Belgium
Muhammad
>UK:
Muhammad
>Germany
Muhammad
>Sweden
Muhammad
>Austria
Muhammad
>Finland
Muhammad

>haralambie

topjej

is that really the weirdest one?
>Aфpикaн
>Eвpoп
>Гocпoдин
>Дeчкo
>Myчaчo лoл
>Cтaдиoн

そらだと?
俺は福岡で12年住んだけど そらと言う やつは 一度でも会ってねーぞ
それマジで本当かい?

>>Syria
>Achmed Ivanov
lol

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>Sweden
Abdul Karim Mohammadi Abdalla Salem

José and Maria here

washington? wtf cisplatina?

Changs currently outnumber Pajeets here, for now

>Austria Muhammad
Wrong!
See: Austria is filled to the brim with Hungarians, about 2 million live in East Austria alone.
They are taking back the land that we stole in 1922 ^^

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whats the name for israel?

>Australia
China
>Canada
China
>Africa
China

Shlomo

t. hajvan

literally slav propaganda

I haven't met one with that name yet, but I would absolutely torture him over it.

Abil Goldfarb

Sadly people don't call their kids Władysław anymore. Nowadays you have either Kacper(Gaspar) or some cucktian name like Mateusz(Matthew). Oh and girls are often called outright english names like Jessica or other shit I wish I was joking.

BAHAHAHAHAH holy shit

Shlomo Goldbergsteinowitzlinmann

Chaim Goldberg

What's mine?

what is my name Jow Forums

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Shlomo ,duh

Uma Delicia

Isn't that the guy from Kingdom's Hearts?

>Geographic Location
shill faggot
>Anarco-Capitalist
shill faggot
>Anarchist
shill faggot
>Black Nationalist
shill faggot
>Confederate
shill faggot
>Communist
shill faggot
>Catalonia
shill faggot
>Democrat
shill faggot
>European
shill faggot
>Gadsden
shill faggot
>Gay
shill faggot
>Jihad
shill faggot
>Kekistani
shill faggot
>Muslim
shill faggot
>National Bolshevik
shill faggot
>Nazi
shill faggot
>Hippy
shill faggot
>Republican
shill faggot
>Templar
shill faggot
>Tree Hugger
shill faggot
>United Nations
shill faggot
>White Supremesist
shill faggot

Almost every Polish guy i have ever met had either a Hungarian first or last name.
Why?
Did the Hungarian Husars leave some bastards behind, or are those the bastards of Hungarian Polish king Báthory István?

>USA
Harambe...

>Netherlands
Clog wog

I’ve actually met a гocпoдин.

Most of those names have a historical background, in old times people were very often named after the place they lived in or were born in. Highly likely your family name comes from the name of a town or place.

Hence Afrikan is possible for someone who went to Africa, which was extremely rare and would warrant a special name - like how they called that roman general Scipio Africanus. Similarly for Evrop - there’s names like that.

Not fucking common though yeh and мyчaчo i didnt see fucking kek

pepik

>Germany
Adolf Hitler.
>Italy
Benito Mussolini
>the Netherlands
Anton Mussert
>Belgium
Joris Van Severen
>Austria
Kurt Schuschnigg
>Spain
José Antonio Primo de Rivera
>Portugal
António de Oliveira Salazar
>Hungary
Ferenc Szálasi
>Great Britian
Oswald Mosley

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Myчaчo Mлaдeнoв AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

non muslim arab

It's Vaclav.

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More like
Shlomo Efraim Goldbergmannsteinsternthalfarbbachheimstadtburgschilditzkowsky Ben Satan

>France
Francois

>Germany
Mwbanga Nuwana

>Canada
Pierre Yat-Sen

>Russia
Ivan

>oi begora!!!

Aren't a lot of Children in Central America named Washington, Jefferson, and Darwin?

>Japan
English Teacher

>Schuschnigger
seriouslly?!

Kike or Scholomo

Pavel

where's my bolek nigga at?

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>Joris Van Severen
LeStrongLeaderFace

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