Roasties aren't having it

I can't wait for machines to fully eclipse humans. What a beautiful future.

For your sake I hope you don’t win the next Madden tourney

Of course not
I’m going to buy my own doll
Unlike women she will not
Cheat on me
Divorce me
Complain
Take half me worth

Just make your own doll using cornstarch and duct tape

My dog died from drinking from the toilet said no one
Ever

probably for the best, at least we have proof you wont ever pass on your inferior genes

women freak out and can't handle the competition because they realize a lifeless silicone pillow can actually do everything a woman can

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I have the money to burn

Daily reminder

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>it doesnt kill me so its not disgusting

lmao you were that kid who licked the floor in primary school werent you

Why are Aussies so trad?

Protip: I already have

Free market will fix it. Doesn't open in place A, opens in place B. Give it time and roasties will be begging for any male to give them the minimum amount of attention.

I've eaten hooker pussy and I'm fine, even got tested and I got nothing from it, though I'd admit you'd be fucked if you did it to some street walker

Trapped in jungle
Starve
Eat something that is considered repugnant
Hmmmm what would Jow Forums do?

impregnating your parents labrador doesnt count mate lmao

>I've eaten hooker pussy
what would compel you to do that?

Muh infereeor jeens
If my genes are son inferior why am I making a smart decision
Women are shit and the best of men have been exploited by them schlomo

>sex doll brothel

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This guy gets it

lmao thats not the point you absolute rough out

you ate a pussy that takes 50 sweaty cocks a week, the state of you

Dodged a bullet user

Gets what?
Cucked?

lmao oh you're starving to fuck a plastic doll?

my bad i didnt realize you needed to fuck a piece of plastic to survive my bad you mess

She had piercings there and I thought it was hot

What did roasties do before the advent of tv, internet or cell phones? Women are so dull and boring

nah it actually probably is a good thing you dont breed, not even being condescending. mgtow is actually probably gonna improve the white stock in the long run

>I've eaten hooker pussy and I'm fine, even got tested and I got nothing from it
Bug chasers will end the Sexual Revolution

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>I can't wait for machines to fully eclipse humans. What a beautiful future.
Made by humans

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Im confused the roasties are on our side? I find this highly unlikely

How is that different from a girl that often goes clubbing and hooks up with a guy every weekend or month?

You argue like a woman, lmao

good, the catatonic ones get me extra hard

So... this is the power of australian /leftypol/...
wow..

How will roasties ever recover?

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It's not. Stop buying into this 'muh sexual freedom' meme.

>as opposed to a piece of flesh that 1000 other people had

The idea of a doll doesn't appeal to me but it's hilarious how threatened women are of a sex doll

most sane dudes wouldnt eat out a girl like that on purpose. but its unequivocally better than a girl who is literally taking multiple cocks in the hours prior to you licking her pussy. you paid money to taste the juices of a cum dumpster, not even a cum dumpster in denial. But a girl who is openly a cum dumpster, its literally her job description

you are a putrid individual

They cooked and cleaned

spot the incels

>when the roasty gets so toasty they post 12 times

Calm down cunt. If roasties are failing to adapt they're proving their own ineptness/shit genes.

yes thats right, nobody but a woman would ever think this is disgusting, anybody who think this is gross is just a woman conspiring against you.

you should share these thoughts with your real life male acquaintances, im sure they will agree with you. going to plastic doll brothels is a perfectly reasonable way to spend your time

Not exactly a cum dumpster, they make you wear a condom so nobody actually cums in them, while clubbing girls don't care about protection in the heat of the moment so they are far worse

Do you suffer from some kind of retardation?
Fuck off, filthy whore.

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>cunt feels threatened by plastic doll

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You do know that these dolls are only $1500-2000 right? Why would I pay 100 to stick my benis into a used one? Doesen't make any fucking sense.

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sweaty balls were still slapping all over her lips

lmao you're a fucked cunt

spot the incel

>Not taking half your worth
It'll remove all your self worth

>muh incel
Fuck me , you're an embarrassment

Not into sex dolls but this is hilarious

>asking how many different dicks have to go into an object before it gets gross

Don't pull that thread Sheila

If you want to have sex get married you worthless degenerate

>this poor limp wristed """"banter""""
Come on man, you can do better than that

>tfw a bogan roastie is so absolutely toasty

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>you're really gonna pay money to stick your cock in a piece of plastic 1000 other incels?

As if you "real women" took less dick.

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Doesn't matter, there aren't Virgin adult woman anymore so at one point someone else was over them before you fucked them

Toasty roastie

We have women that strip for you and dress in susies and fuck you for money in Europe.
They are called ...begins with P ... can you guess?
That's right. The police.

I'll get escorts but I'd never pay to fuck a pocket pussy attached to a doll that a thousand other dudes have cummed in with no rubber.

Id get my own doll once they become much better.
Probably when I'm a Boomer in 20-30 years if I'm alone.

huge difference between a slut taking 20 cocks in her life and a prostitute taking 20 that week

and not only that but taking dick in the same hour a dirty anglo like you decided to eat her out lmao

filthy

>go to sex doll brothel
>fat sweaty man sitting at the entrance
>give him 50 bucks
>he leads me to a room with a worn out crusty doll lying on the mattress
>stick my dick in the cold rubber and start fucking it
>buyers remorse sets in

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LMAO

>Dirty anglo
...
Mate...

I will only partake in BYOP sex doll brothels.

>Casting stones inside the glass house of a Japanese animation imageboard

Rubber and plastic can be sanitized and won't try to ruin your life. Industrial grade penicillin and a team of shrinks can't fix you.

I must admit he's somehow guessed the truth - I fuck a lot of hoes but it doesn't count if you've got an inner tube on your cock and that's why I like to pull instead.
Grills off the interwebs don't usually require condoms either. I've got myself (well not me, chicks) in trouble three times like this.

Just how much trouble?

ive already reconciled you mate. based on your posts in this thread i think its for the best you fuck a doll. you're helping society by not breeding

I've only recently realised how disgusting some flags are

You're really gonna pay notice to stick your post in a piece of bait 1000 other people have?

The fuck is wrong with some flags. You look on page 5 and see Jow Forumsstitutes offering blackpills and redpills, original thought and OC

Which means there's folks out there who are reading Jow Forums redpills and /sig/

Enlightenment like this is absolutely unacceptable

what. the. fuck. user

It's flirting with the devil that gets them off.
Little do they know he's already married them.

Not really
Remember men do not need women to validate their existence

roasties are the most hilarious demographic we have these days. they are so insecure, so petty, so fucking pathetic, and worst of all is how pitifully lonely they are.

> NO ! YOU CANT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE BUT THIS DOUBLE STUFFED GRILLED CHEESE!!
> REEEE STOP ENJOYING THINGS OTHER THAN A BULLDOG EATING MAYONNAISE
> WHERE IS MY GOOD MAN WHO DOESN'T DO NUFFIN WRONG?

only cool wine aunts think they are cool, the rest of the world thinks they're expired meat

If it's any consolation, those people are all dead now because they're the sorts that don't get the anti-viral treatments. Get HIV + othe diseases over ten years ago and don't get drugs, you're definitely dead come 2018

Big trouble. One was my step sister. Imagine the disappointed clucks that earned me.

No not starving for anything
I’d rather have a woman BUT if they are going to over inflate their SMV than this doll is the next best thing

>Based Windmill

>becomes a dead fish in bed if bored
>freezes up and becomes cataconic if mind-broken
They're really pushing the realism hard on these sex dolls, damn

Your step sister was a whore?

BASED pajeet

>you're really gonna pay money to stick your cock in a piece of plastic 1000 other incels have?
You're going to marry the same thing though, at higher cost

Even if it's pathetic, it's not of any roastie's business if i want to stick my dick in a piece of plastic. Fuck this cunts, they have too many power.

It’s better off I do not breed because while my peers are worried about where their off spring is or how they are going to pay college tuition I’ll be jet skiing in the caymans

rare and based.

They're in violation of a law that forbids adult entertainment in that area.
Perfectly reasonable - who wants every city centre overrun with sex shops, brothels, and homosexual saunas?
I'm perfectly OK with this. Go be degenerate in a warehouse by the docks, keep city centres clean and pleasant for children and families. Fucking sick of all the weed dispensaries and shit.

lol sounds like you got it all figured out

It's not my fault you can't go outside lest the scent of your beef flaps attract wild animals

The sex robots thing is the most forced meme I've seen.