>”Thousands of people are coming forward to claim that touching the body of John McCain has cured everything from cancer to AIDS.” >”Sara Jensen, from Colorado Springs, was fully paralyzed from the neck down.” >”’I kissed his forehead, then suddenly I felt my arms and legs move,’ said Sara.” >”The tour will begin in Bar Harbor, Maine, moving south to Florida, then slowly makes its way to California.” >”’We had a child who passed away last night brought to John’s body, and suddenly it came back to life. It’s all so miraculous.’ claimed Cindy McCain, who will take John McCain’s Senate seat. >”Ticket prices will range from $135 to $890, depending on how close you will get to the body of McCain.”
Any other Florida bros can give me a ride when the tour gets here?
>Saturday March 12-20, 2019 >Jacksonville, Florida >Saturday April 3-21, 2019 >Tampa, Florida
entirely plausible, also people from Colorado Springs are that stupid.
Zachary Jones
>Ticket prices will range from $135 to $890 Oy vey
Juan Murphy
>entirely plausible, also people from Colorado Springs are that stupid. I heard Boulder has the highest rate of engineers per capita living there. Can Colorado Springs residents really be that dumb?
>>”Ticket prices will range from $135 to $890, depending on how close you will get to the body of McCain.” Even in death they are still fucking vultures. How much does it cost to fuck the corpse?
