Send help pls

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Promise to never invade the Falklands again...

and if you really mean it this time, i'll send you a fiver.

Send the whitest Argentinian girls to Europe as tribute then.

>Invade
We have literally no army

Why does argenticas economy always become shit every 10 years?

Because we never lower taxes and we love having huge gdp deficit

Because Socialism just works

>call it peso
>it sinks
Well duh

its like the 3th time probably in my lifetime that i hear about argentina bankrupting and im young..

We beat chavism by voting the right wing option

But that right wing option was to the left of Obama

>doesn't understand economics
The American dollar is losing value, not the peso.

Retard

IMF strikes again

BREAKING NEWS

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Come live with me. Bleach your asshole first.

This is entirely our own fault get that shit out of here

Will this do?

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Las Malvinas son inglès lol

Please invade us, we have oil. We can be the 51st state.

ahh quality memes

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Kek, I saw a documentary on the Falklands war and it was a bunch of British airmen patting themselves on the back about being able to bomb 2 airfields with 2 shitty planes. They said it was Britain's greatest achievement since WWII.

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>we have oil
We are an oil exporter again. We have an oil surplus now. The Burger machine craves new things and our biggest shortage is memes.

Look out, Finland.

>Getting more pesos for the dollar
>Dollar is sinking

Ok

That would be a good idea desu.

Stop importing subhuman indios from your neighbors white man.

At least you aren't Venezuela

>Be Argentina
>vote for socialist gov
>socialist gov pillage national reserves and budget
>vote for it the next 4 decades because it's the current year
>Gov employs more than half the nation
>Fellow countrymen vote for socialist gov to keep a job

I thought the meme was that Sweden has a great educational system. You must be one of the new Swedes

They are heading there. Their president only slowed down the trend but he cant fix it without an economic shock and argies losing their pointless gov job. They are truly homosexuals as a whole.

Ahaha, Venezuela 2.0

That was an intercontinental strike mission and they carried it off on schedule.
It must suck to be Chinese, huh?

Macri is such a leftist cuck

Sorry Argie bros. Hope things work out for you in time so you don't end up becoming Venezuela. :|

American states don't help each other out. That's why Flint still doesn't have safe drinking water cause it costs too damn much out of the gross state coffers. If you become a useless state there will be no help coming.

>Survive thanks to loans
>Put a tax to forign profits
>Everything goes to shit

Like clockwork

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EMs will burn down, g_d willing

the gov that tanked the economy due to budget cuts that sent us into recession and sold out to businessmen was the next gov, the non-"socialist" one

>Peru
Lol your country is an even bigger shithole than Argentina that's why your subhuman people migrate there.
Pizarro and his men should've genocide you indios when they still had the chance.
Literally the only worthwhile contribution of Peru is Isabela Moner.

>budget cuts

kek

>another crash
>another siphoning of the nation's wealth

Kirchner's government are jewish communists.
Macri & company are a tiny jewish oligarch capitalist group.
Communism needs evil capitalists to steal the money, so communism comes back as the good hero to save the poor people; when in reality they just don't give a fuck about anyone and keep degenerating the people.

Anyone who believes we have tried socialism after 46~55 Peron, needs to kill himself.

All hail Peron.

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?
they put their budget in all the wrong places
They cut down on stuff that actually made the country work

we have a recession, faggot
Sadly in Arg gov investment is a huge economy mover.

Also, they fucked up HARD the education system
Uni of Buenos Aires might even close down this or the next semester

>The raids, at almost 6,600 nautical miles (12,200 km) and 16 hours for the return journey, were the longest-ranged bombing raids in history at that time.
Insult our increasingly small military if you want, but that was an incredible mission.

ATTENTION
URGENT MESSAGE FROM ARGENTINIAN PRESIDENT
ITS HAPPENING
youtube.com/watch?v=0SjgYMLJW0k

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kjjjjjjjjjj

you shoulda bought gold when i told you a year ago

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should i buy and check back in 5 years?

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I am whispering... no.

We are ready

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Thanks, we already found that our for ourselves

>implying it's not niggers
our state sends our southern neighbor water during bad droughts

Based & redpilled

GTFO Peronist subhuman.

Did you start racing with Turkish lira ?... you both have long way to Venezuela and and Turkey is longer on that progress by having crazy roach dictator.

lmao you are a leftist cuck who reads fake news, fuck off to Venezuela KKita or Zurdito

What did you do to piss off the jews?

>the jews
Do you mean Argentinean people?

Flint DOES have safe drinking water. Which is why Elon Musk recently offered to pay for filters for anyone who tests with unacceptable lead levels in Flint. They’re already on safe drinking water because they switched water source a long time ago - Elon can’t find anyone who is testing with lead.

I'm sorry about that. It's never fun to see a nation's currency take a hit. Hopefully it gets better for you guys.

Fuck. We designed our armor piercing rounds to go through Olvi III armor. We didn't count on mighty Koff armor!

Guess we'll have to break out the nukes.

I thought you were white, whites don't have the balls to tank their economy, so who's tanking it?

Kill yourself jew. Either if you're radical (PRO) or kirchnerist (communist) you're a jew.

Aca tenes uno de los problemas bobo No rajaron un puto ñoqui
No cortaron un puto plan
No te comas el verso de las universidades les aumentaron el presupuesto por arriba de la inflacion

Marcos Peña es un zurdo hijo de mil puta y Macri un tremendo cagon que se las da de Obama

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Why such a dark depressing chart...
Better look at this one, we'r skyrocketing

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I love this. Every place but America is going to shit. More cheap third world hookers for us I guess.

Honestly, I'd rather this was happening to the Canadian dollar than you guys. You Alpaca Farmers are harmless these days, but Canada is a Cancer that needs to die.

I'm not jew but the ones (180k) that we've here are in politics and media.

How much are the whores now? I might do some vacation there depending on the answer.

The peso isn't the only Argie thing that sinks.

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Other argie things that sink:
>On 21 January 2013, Santísima Trinidad suffered a broken valve which resulted in the flooding of six compartments. The flooding was beyond the capacity of the pumps and the crew were evacuated. The ship took on a 50 degree list and sank at the moorings. Decisions are yet to be made on re-floating the vessel. Santísima Trinidad was in poor condition before she sank; the ship had been cannibalized to keep her sister Hercules operational, as the British refused to sell the Argentines spare parts after the Falklands War.

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Imagine being this butthurt.

your country is also sinking muhammed

Lmao and the groids still think flint water is poisoned

Don't you have other things to worry about?

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Imagine being in a submarine with a female captain as you reach crush depth thanks to her incompetence.

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Diego Blanco. My sides.

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If you have couple hundred US$ in the bank you can pay your personal debts soon :^^)

Holy FUCK

Why bully us brits you cuntfsgs

No.
But you can have this.

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>Diego Blanco. My sides.

That's how British people feel when they the Argie military.

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>even more socialists from south of the border
No thanks. We already have the disaster that is Puerto Rico to deal with.
I will be merciful and take any qt white Argentine girls as refugees.

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cute british people hahahah

interstate cooperation is common for disasters like hurricanes and wildfires

welfare is NOT socialism

Why did you invade our territory? Why do you still claim our territory? Why do you constantly try to stir the shit so you can steal our territory?

Typical Argie. You started this fight not us.

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Here are some cute Argies. And they're also totally white.

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>Send help pls

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same here, except they can sustain the bleeding economy by milking the middle class

Don't forget to pay your tv license.

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Underrated

Germany don't have whores?
And Argentina have a lot of trannys whores (maybe more than women)

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This is just an attempt by the Left and the Peronists to do a coup.

Also, the goverment is run by idiots.

>hurr durr we want investments
>proceed to increase taxes and create an hostile enviroment for new investments

Don't worry fellow blancos, next week shit will get more stable. It's just that the Peronists and Leftists got mad about the whole corruption scandal and now wanna save their asses by placing the attention somewhere else.

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Don't forget to die screaming in the icy South Atlantic winter.

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Don't worry. You're next.