Hi,
My name is Satan and I am your boss.
Type "I accept and submit to your authority" in this thread.
Rewards shall follow.
I will grant your deepest desires if you sufficiently aid me in my purposes.
I am your boss
Connor Baker
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Matthew Rivera
Fuck off
Matthew Lee
i suspect its a christfag roiling up some preachy christfaggotry thread
Anthony Brown
fuck you faggot.
Brody Bell
Those picture dimensions, fuck off Satan.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Daniel Hill
Pol is a Kekromantic board
Saturnists get out REEE
Jack Cooper
> biggest faggot to ever post in all of 4chin's history and God damn Satan it happened to be (you)
Tyler Lopez
What exotericists might not understand is the entire embrace is Satan, not just the horned god. Satan is a faggot tranny
Liam Morris
Burn in hell nigger!
Josiah Wilson
>"For I am kind."-Xerxes, 300.
Andrew Jones
Fuck off hellnigger we're full.
Dylan Morris
>I accept and submit to your authority
Cameron Hernandez
Begone, vilepieceofshit.
Ryder Edwards
>Satan
>Epitome of evil
The most evil thing, I think is child rape.
You made that possible.
Me, swear allegiance to a pedo?
GET FUCKED!
Henry Martinez
Satan was created with a purpose just as important as Jesus himself.
If there were no Satan, then Jesus taking the penalty for sin wouldn’t have a point. This purpose is what gives Satan the strength of will to continue to try his hardest for all eternity.
I wish I had that kind of purpose driving my actions.
Dylan Ramirez
Evan Walker
go away satan larper
Cameron Roberts
Blame God for permitting it.
...
Are you pursuing retribution? Do unto others as you would have others do unto yourself.
No way that we can lose against these weak uncoordinated peasants.
Here's a better song for you:
James Taylor
(You) can eat a dick.
Elijah Harris
I recommend you make the intelligent decision and choose to take this opportunity rather than making yourself a target.
Jeremiah Davis
So, let me see if I understand this, the being who allegedly created a pain free world, a world of one man, one woman relationships is to blame for kiddy fiddling & not the being that fucked it up?
Man I gotta tell you, meeting you is a bit of a disappointment. Thought you were smart but you got some retarded logic.
Caleb Wilson
Fp always bp
Jacob Ross
fuck you satan youll never win because good allways triumphs over evil
Austin Thomas
ur a fag, that's why God kicked you out of Heaven
Lucas Torres
this is a Christian board satan
take your tranny ass to hell already
Nicholas Peterson
You think you're so clever don't you?
Tell me, how do you think you will fare against the Zeta Reticuli?
That's right...
We're here.
Just a courtesy "shitpost" for you.
:)
Kevin Cooper
Tyler Allen
>God kicked you out of Heaven
Fairy tale we tell humans to prevent them from asking questions.
Like speaking to children.
You want glory? You want power? This is my world. Submit to me and enjoy.
Brody Lee
I accept that (you) are a nigger fagget and have no form of authority.
Levi Rivera
Nah there isn't anything you got that I need nigger.
Zachary Sanders
You're an insecure bitch, forever living of the shadow of your obviously superior creator.
Good will always triumph over evil, it's the natural order.
Pussy.
Kevin Bell
lma nigga im a child of good
your bullshit has no effect on me
seeking out and succumbing to desires is weakness
satan/saturn/lucifer is a faggot btw
Jeremiah Davis
child of god*
fuck this auto correct
Ryder Young
OP is literally Satan.
Pic related.
Jaxon Lewis
Do you have a dick on your thigh m8?
Xavier Powell
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Your are incredibly weak.
I am awesome and you are just awestruck.
Your entire arsenal is not enough to fuck with one round.
Aw fuck...
Isaac Perez
Lol, you couldn’t get Jesus to accept a glass of water, fuckoff
Satan is literally nigger tier.
Jonathan Brooks
>boss boss boss boss
Shut up moron!
Shut your stupid trap.
Cooper Jackson
Submit or I shall force you to submit.
Aiden Cox
fpbp
Cameron Miller
I accept and submit to your authority
Now wheres my harem and sheckels?
Robert Roberts
try it faggot
literally nothing can sway me from God
your empty lies and suck a dick and may work on hollywood,luciferians,templars but on me faggot
you don't break the strong willed
satan is basically a larping faggot who got mad cause daddy kicked him out
Hunter Bailey
even Satan has upgraded to the digital age where you can submit to his power though the magic of world wide web.
Carson Perez
If you serve me well you shall be served well.
This shall be incredibly easy. Thank you for your invitation.
Joseph Clark
I accept and submit to your authority.
Pls gib pure demon gf.
Jacob Brooks
hello there, mr satan, one request - could you, please, take your filthy creation, The Jews, back to Hell? Pretty please!
Brody Jenkins
Joan Donovan is a fat slag
Josiah Sanders
friendly reminder that you have no power here and that this is a christian board
Lucas Gutierrez
>I accept and submit to your authority
you know what I want. I am awaiting instructions
Noah Foster
I can only force my self, (you) cannot.
Benjamin Evans
Bring it faggot. You don't have enough hell to compare to the hell we live in already....I'm not sure why you think we're afraid of you. We're way scarier than you.
David Rivera
cringe
Benjamin Ward
Satan already has my address and know what I want. He has not come for my soul or for my help. There is no Satan.
Lincoln Martin
You're welcome to try, by whatever name you go by.
Christian Gray
What is your bidding master?