Brit/pol/: Primary School Doom Map 2nd edition

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Updated for 2018

>Jeremy Hunt to 'REDOUBLE efforts' to get Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe home after collapse
express.co.uk/news/politics/1010481/Jeremy-Hunt-Nazanin-Zaghari-Ratcliffe-Iran-prison-collapse

>Jennifer Lawrence hacker jailed after admitting stealing from more than 200 iCloud accounts of Hollywood stars
thesun.co.uk/news/7132235/jennifer-lawrence-hacker-jailed-icloud-accounts/

>Brexodus as thousands of British immigrants leave Spain over fears about Brexit
metro.co.uk/2018/08/30/brexodus-as-thousands-of-british-immigrants-leave-spain-over-fears-about-brexit-7895120/

> UK fishermen accuse French rivals of sinking British crab pots
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6110013/UK-fishermen-accuse-French-rivals-sinking-crab-pots-worth-thousands-pounds.html

>Manchester buzzing during Bee in the City
channel4.com/news/manchester-buzzing-during-bee-in-the-city

>Alex Salmond quits SNP amid sexual harassment investigation
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/08/alex-salmond-quits-snp-amid-sexual-harassment-investigation

>Mail on Sunday sacks Remain-supporting columnist Rachel Johnson
independent.co.uk/news/media/rachel-johnson-boris-mail-on-sunday-sacked-daily-paul-dacre-columnist-a8513811.html

>Nicola Sturgeon's 'huge sadness' as Alex Salmond resigns
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-45350594

>World Cup 2030: FAW holds talks over 'Home Nations' World Cup bid
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45349026

>Belfast Primark fire: Staff 'will be paid'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45340085

>Hospital A&E doctor shifts unstaffed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45269682

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/178954381/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/180801916/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/180155233/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/175307614/
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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-45354430
youtube.com/watch?v=E6p8Wr6GK4I
rt.com/news/437256-lavrov-warning-syria-west/
youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for banning boomer juice

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le 10% creatura

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They're not indistinguishable from the northern english
Highlanders are irish

How can people see these stats and just shrug? This is fucking madness.

I don’t even mind some (and I stress some) non-whites so long as they speak English and assimilate but 90 fucking percent?

It's funny when Labour party politicians start a sentence with "I think..."

No, you clearly don't

If you want a fun challenge try to find all of the white flight areas where it has increased slightly

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too busy fantasizing how great a germanic european world would look like

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>No takers for £25,000 portrait of Nigel Farage
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45347194

Punished Farage

who here breaks their headphones but still uses them until they literally die

kek

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I tried using a set that was taped together but the sellotape would catch on hairs and pull them out, was shit, went to Argos and got a pair of Sony's for a tenner.

All we had to do was listen

These threads are going so fucking slowly lads it make my bwain no feel too gud huh huh

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solutions right here buckos
we must go on days out to the mendips.....FOR THE GLORY OF OUR RACE.

sound is leaking out this bit
so i stuck that bit in my ear
sat like that rn

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allow me to inject some YANK ENERGY into it then

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JUST WANNA READ THIS MAYMAY

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Name plox

>roses are red
>britpol's in a rutt
>you need to sort your heads out
>and put your fackin marfs shut

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>normie
>GI
>Chesterton
>Disconnected nihilist llarper

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The EU referendum was the biggest vote we’ve had in this country since well since probably ever. Yet nearly 30% of people didn’t even vote in it. It was literally all people were talking about for months, how could you not have an opinion on it?

lol pretty spot on, but who is chesterton?

Fuck that polyticks shite innit lad stick Love Island on

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Great now I'm pissed waddling home through Croydon

love me island

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>tfw grandad said the result was one of the best moments of his life
>tfw brexit isn't actually happening
>tfw he's in his mid 80s
>the final humiliation
He worked down the pit you cunts

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Based

>Ah'll 'ave the fookin large kebab, Ahmed. dont skimp on t'fookin chilli sauce this time alrih?

youtube.com/watch?v=PBadZeKmshk

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It looks great until you get to east Croydon and are swamped with normies

Fuck me sideways
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6115025/Theresa-dances-scouts-Kenya-Africa-tour.html
Dunno how to make .wemb

Cringe, squirming just looking at that overgrown dyke

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Kek

GIMME YA WALLET BLUD *STABS YOU*

We’ll make it mate, we’ll make it.

are you the coffee paki?

>tfw only normal-weight adult on the street

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>tfw

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Coffee? Na... Are you talking about the kebab delivery guy? Either way it's not me

the one who gets triggered by normies in central london?

Not seen that cunt in a while.

he was posting in the last thread

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/178954381/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/180801916/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/180155233/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/175307614/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/174494878/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/173904023/
google searched for the pasta, theres 100 of them

he posts a thread on /lit/ every other day with the same shit, I think he just likes the abuse

OHHH lol him. Nar that ain't me

How do I get a body like this?

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I legit think it's always the same guy, he posts pictures of his 'binge' snacks on /lit/ and it's all British stuff like pot noodles

sausage rolls carling and goalball

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Anyone else happy summer is nearly gone?
Back to comfy nights, cup of teas to keep you warm and normal Northern European weather.

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and tesco own brand sweets

saw this reposted on /brit/ Jow Forums

thoughts?

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Enjoy it lads

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wish chippys did gravy where i am, my local one does good curry suace though

Bollocks is Cumbria curry sauce it’s chips cheese and gravy

>grew up in yellow area
>only ever had ketchup with chips
>didnt even see cheese on the menu until 2005
DISCARDED

based scotland

Wife wants the heating on

redpills and their implications have been disastrous to mums across the country.

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Yes my mood has significantly improved since summer ended

i started wearing a jumper and shutting the windows this week

going to put some socks on and go lie on the couch and do some phone posting on biz

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the pride of england

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>the whole SW scotland is curry
glasgow must be influencing the results because they've onlly ever offered gravy where i live

I generally feel fantastic. Autumn is ubermench level of comfy.

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Tell her getting a ‘lil closer to you

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Eddies lost it
(Was this limmy?)

My grandparents are the same. If they pass before it happens I'll carry the torch and light the flame that burns the politics of this country to the ground.

i love the isle of wight
i'm planning to retire there
if it hasn't all crumbled into the sea by then, of course

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we're not all ham-fisted barbarians, user

Lancashire is either mushy peas or vinegar. Fuck off its curry

Hate our society. How can I take the "magical and mystical hermit" pill and escape it?

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Start with our old pal that tried to raise the devil at Loch Ness

monasticism
neetdom
solitary job

Id support all except 11 and 12. Would vote that party.

ask eddie

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Eddie has rejoined the settler cucks he once derided

Why don't you just take the Goalpill.
It's simple. Stop worrying about the state of this nation and its peoples, stop worrying about the death of our society and the death of our culture.

Just buy two four packs of Carling, a box of Greggs sausage rolls or Pukka Pies, go and purchase the full sky sports package, Norf F.C/Souf F.C shirt and sink into beautiful football induced bliss as you cheer on Ngubu/Mgwembe scoring a cheeky one just before half time.
Be sure to get mates with similar aspirations and HUGE love of football. Eat as many curries, kebabs and pakoras as your rapidly growing gut can hold and just forget about this nightmare.

Absolve yourself of the horrors and stresses of living in Britain in the 21st century. Soon the only worry you'll concern yourself with is if your favourite team wins this season or or if Khalid will be transferring from Souf to Norf F.C.

It's time to transform into pic related.

Come, come and join us.

Take the Goalpill.

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Landlubber scum

>magical and mystical hermit
you'll be branded ''the old pedo that lives the end of the road''

wtf are you looking at?
Lancashire is gravy.
>vinegar
every cunt has salt/vinegar
>mushy peas
which spackers only have mushy peas? scousers?

youtu.be/SV6rRNqTEfE

Sounds good desu
I got a taste of it during the world cup. It is nice to have the world melt away around you. Couldn't fully shake my racism but did manage to cheer ING GER LUUUND

France beating the all white Croatia left an inevitable sour taste in my mouth of course

>t. ''the old pedo that lives the end of the road''

>Portraits celebrate Britain's diversity in 2018
bbc.com/news/in-pictures-45344336

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WHOS A FUCKINGNONCE

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>artists do degenerate things, news at 10

deano BTFO on tenants from hell

>he never grew up being told to watch out for a certain house

Lmao

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the utter state

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>Man proposes to girlfriend using the side of a cow
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-45354430

Based

another england match soon
and old cunt ashley young is gone so it's fractionally whiter

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>footie

fucking 'ell didnt we just have a world cup or something ? how much more football is there ?

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youtube.com/watch?v=E6p8Wr6GK4I

Which one of you was this?

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>dinnerplate-eyed nigger
>SO YFACE feminist woman
>nigger in the scottish highlands/islands
>tranny
>girl in her fucking pajamas
>paki family
>deano and his girlfriend
>old niggerwoman
>muslim niggerwoman
>suited nigger in oxford uni
>old-as-dirt leftist upperclass lady
>senile old man with a parrot
>middle class leftist old man
>albino nigger with pink hair
>pakiwoman
holy fuck that was cancerous. Noticed that all the white people where casually dressed and the non-whites were all in suits/dresses.

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>Russia warns US not to ‘play with fire’ in Syria – Lavrov
rt.com/news/437256-lavrov-warning-syria-west/

There must always be a football game on.
The moment the football stops, Britain shall descend into anarchy.
The Footie Lad will rise up.

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FOOKIN NONCE BASTAD
'ANG THE CUNT

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Football is eternal
youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM

theres not much in the way of space to hide away in on the cheap outside of mobile living.
best place would be in plain sight mooching around a city

its a big commitment desu, is it really your calling?