/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRADE YOU MY RARE PEPE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Fuck Google 8/29/18
youtu.be/m3X2P3Yjm40
>Pres Trump meets w/black peepo on Drug Free Life 8/29/18
youtu.be/mi4cn4yDH9c
>VP Pence Stumps for John Jones in W Bloomfield MI 8/29/18
youtu.be/IUr33ot2BUk
>AG Sessions JIATF-S RoundTable 8/29/18
youtu.be/amrrERtO7AU
>AsstDefSecForAsia/PAC Schriver @CEIP on US/India Relationship 8/29/18
dod.defense.gov/Videos/videoid/621852/
>EnergySec Perry @DOE Honor Awards 8/29/18
youtu.be/z8iT-z9sL8k
>AgriSec Perdue on CNBC 8/29/18
youtu.be/ZWCq83xIgAM
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 8/29/18
youtu.be/J1yt60rKaXM pt1
youtu.be/_f9JfsWu6fs pt2
>KAC on Hannity 8/29/18
youtu.be/w60plcQfySg
>KAC on F&F 8/29/18
youtu.be/bp51Ixp5XkY
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 8/29/18
youtu.be/mFIWwOHKIhY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 8/28/18
youtu.be/AI8DxaVq__w
>Pres Trump meets w/FIFA Pres Infantino 8/28/18
c-span.org/video/?450772-1/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/JCSChair MarineGen Dunford) 8/28/18
dod.defense.gov/Videos/videoid/621609/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Myanmar 8/28/18
youtu.be/SK-TILb0uec
>UNAmb Haley receives award 8/28/18
youtu.be/UBKUm5-rhfg
>StateDep Memorial Wall Dedication 8/28/18
youtu.be/dKHvGns2es4
>CommSec Wilburine on FBN 8/28/18
youtu.be/fKEag-pazJE pt1
youtu.be/z7MJpNGwSBk pt2

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MAGA

Only 5 awoos posted last thread.
Let's try for 4 this time and confirm that the wolf grill is dead.

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MAGA

will continue

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May good luck and fortune come to you all

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Hello. And welcome to the kosher newfriends.

Repeal the 1965 immigration act, and stop partaking in Jewish systems.

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>Turn on local news (WMUR since NHfag)
>See PETA wants a memorial for fucking lobsters
>Looses some brain cells

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dailycaller.com/2018/08/30/california-in-n-out-boycott-gop/
>The California Democratic Party chair called Thursday for a boycott of burger chain In-N-Out because of a $25,000 donation that In-N-Out gave to the California Republican Party on Tuesday.

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FUGG

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Trump is a lunatic masquerading as an intelligent man like McCain. Shut this thread down immediately.

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>298

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No way. This is what socialism does to you.

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SHE'S NOT DEAD SHE ONLY NEEDS RECHARGING AWOOOS COST ENERGY, YA KNOW!

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i found a trish in my msm/fake news folder

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AKRSSSSSSSSST~

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WOLFGRILS SOUND OFF
I NEED YOUR ENERGY
AWOO!

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I'd be pretty rich in Venezuela

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youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM

>Activate it

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*sip*

>n-not an easy task
fucking lol

AWOO!

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>opens up lionels channel
yep, i'm comfy

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>You should see it, ladies, if I laid down it would be this high.

*Shatters your dreams

If you want Awoos, user, just ask!

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already producing cheap counterfeit pepe's i like your style, user!

>Sipp in your ice

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Good night frens

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Pastebin has been updated with the RSBN pre-rally stream link. If you are baking again, please refresh. Thanks.

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Who the hell is Tina Toon?

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>Shithole economy

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How much can I get for these?

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>EVERYTHING IS HITLER!

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Ben's wife.

thanks fren

Wolfgirls never die

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>found
>a
>low rez
I hate kids today

>imaginary currency worth more than socialist paper yet again
How this isn't the entire GOP ad campaign against socialist dems is beyond me

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This level of delusion...

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>2017: EU fines Google $2.7 billion for bias in its search engine
>liberals cheer as government sticks it to corporations

>2018: Trump claims Google has bias in its search engine
>liberals call Trump a conspiracy theorist

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I'm in the mood for more jokes...
"Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water

Who else would think of adding gas?"
You welcome :)

Wait until labor day for the real ad campaign.

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someone asked me what type of frozen food i ate.

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>Beto
>Beta
>his very name is antipersuasion

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it's not going so great, pierce

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What else?

>Snooty Hot Pockets

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Oy Vey you posting this is sooooooo antisemetic goy! You will be hearing from the ADL, and don't forget that $100 you owe me!

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link? audio?

Get the Hungry Man Salisbury Steak dinner so you can at least say you've had steak. Will be shitty compared to the real stuff though

>elizabeth warren is now openly socialist
huh. I missed that

Nice digits. No jokes, but this made me kek.

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>now

Google seems to really like tiny, commie-chink dick
>cnbc.com/2018/08/30/google-titan-made-by-chinese-company-feitian.html

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It takes me a while to be able to try a new product

>Day at the spa

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youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3319413545&feature=iv&src_vid=rdhNkv4ryuM&v=jrr3eNbn_HE
WHAT THE FUCK

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step up your game senpai

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So guns will be illegal in Texas, huh?

AWOO!

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funny, although i know it comes from italy

YEP...
Also S for traitor MCain

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Nice Digits yourself.
>How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beetle? 6 Gorillion 2 in front 3 in back and the rest in the ash tray.

>How many Jews does it take to roof a house?
One if you slice him thin enough

>How is a Jew different from a Pizza
A pizza doesnt scream when you stick it in the oven.

>How is a faggot different from a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.

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Oops

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BASED

censorship you see

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OH SHIT
not good

>Chinese atheists
Based and redpilled

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Never forget

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ok this is good

do you have to gather up the courage to try new things? or do you not go to the store a lot?
Do you eat tendies or get fast food at least?

SHALL

How do you get 20 jews into a VW beetle?
>Throw a quarter onto the passenger seat.

How do you get them out again?
>Tell them Hitler's driving.

Read that as central bank kikes

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I am just like this guy

WUZ

>MSNBC still has the rarest pepe

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>muh terrorism

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what the FUCK is a tendie? american range ban when?

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Don't have link, maybe someone else does.

Here's yet another one...
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

>They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

According to a tweet by Bloomberg reporter Jennifer Jacobs, sources informed her that Trump told aides he wants to move ahead with a plan to impose tariffs on $200 billion in Chinese imports as soon as the public-comment period concludes next week.

RIP CHINA

Wouldnt you like to know?

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There are other factors too. While the Democrats successfully redistricted PA, it seems it probably would have been better if they left the suburban swing districts in place. Otherwise Fitzpatrick, the guy representing Bucks county, is leading in his district. Because Republicans are favored to win in 9 more R-leaning districts and competitive in Keith Rothfus' district and the 7th district this means Republicans could, in a good election for them, retain 12 seats in PA. Retaining at least 10 seems likely anyway. In neighboring PA it seems like two open swing seats might be ripe ground for the Democrats, but Bob menendez is a weak candidate who will bring down the statewide ballot and the Democrats are relying on the idea that workers and middle class people are tired of Trump- Republicans who run good campaigns could retain all seats in NJ. Polls in NY are telling me claudia tenney is in trouble, but only by a small margin in a heavily pro-Trump district. Undecideds in her district will likely vote for her, no losses in NY seem likely.

On the other coast where the Democrats were hoping to take seats in CA there are a number of factors working against them. Rohrabacher's seat is dominantly Republican in terms of registration, as is Walters'- I doubt either of these will flip, despite Democratic posturing against Trump-ally Rohrabacher. Of the two open seats, the 49th which nearly went D in 2016 is surprisingly the one more likely to not flip given voter registration. Only time will tell us if the 49th and 39th flip. Of the three swing seats of the 10th, 25th and 21st the 10th and 21st are both slightly more Republican than Democrat. Denham holds the 10th and is a centrist who won against a similar opponent in 2016 by a decent margin. The 25th is held by Knight, whose opponent is a "universal healthcare" socialist and will alienate the center-right district. The 21st is Valadao, also a centrist but in a D-lean area.

>Venezuelans

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>muzzies either become heretics to their dirty sand cult or starve to death
Sounds good.

>What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar?
I'd care if I lost six million dollars.

God damn kikes trading monopoly money. None of this shit is real and they wonder why they keep having inflation problems.

Stop being a picky faggot.