Congrats user! You've been chosen out of the 300mm people in the US to rename the country

Congrats user! You've been chosen out of the 300mm people in the US to rename the country.
What will it be, user?

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The United States of America

The Communist Brown States of America

The Formerly United States of America

*Fap City USA.
That will confuse the shit out of 80% of them.

Based and redpilled

The North American Empire

The name comes with many implications, purges, and salvation.

Wales 2 This Time It's Personal
Bonkingham
Woke
The United Truffle Shuffle Of America
Lard
Mutt Hold
The Twilight Zone
Fat Momas House
New Sweden

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nigger.

Thats it, nigger.

Trumplandia

Israel

Canada Gone Wild

Muttlandia

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Ah, a fellow iPhone poster.

Fpbp

The Grand Republic of the Constitution

The Union of Socialist American Republics

New Isreal

Flavortown

Fucking ZOG's narcotic depository.

checked and keked

Jewnited States of Israel

Canada. The capital will Trudeau District of British Columbia
Check 'em

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People's Democratic Republic of Bitch Slaps

Valinor
we'll build a big, beautiful mountain range to keep out foreigners