Jow Forums......But in Tamriel

breton girls nao

pls ned

ayoooooooooooooooooo

>T. Bosmer

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pic related, its my bitch

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>the average Jow Forumsack is literally the average dumb nordcuck in Skyrim
color me surprised

>orcs are stupid savages that kill and eat everything in sight
Um no sweety, try again. Pic related me dancing with a "savage" orc.

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Talos guide you fagot.

My name is XaRr-mAr, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, nirnies who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass waifus. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any irl pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making skyrim waifus because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on an elder scroll.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm made of pure fire, an expert in destruction. What magic do you know, other than "jack off to Obese Nord Futa"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot breton girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO septim). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Alright faggots, here's how it goes.

God tier: Dunmer, Breton
High tier: Imperial, Altmer
Meh tier: Nord, Redguard, Orc
Shit tier: Bosmer, Argonian, Khajiit

Also Morrowind is way better than Skyrim.

And Oblivion is better then Morrowind, and Morroblivion is better then Morrowind and Oblivion, and Daggerfall is better then all of those put together.

>redguard the same tier as nord

GTFO with that gay shit

>Oblivion
Nigga please. Daggerfall was amazing though. I played it when it first came out.

Bretons are literally the 56%er race. They are mischlings of elves and nedes

The races of mer and lesser men fear the Imperial warrior.

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That’s a myth and ((you)) know it

IM SEEING A LOT OF SYMPATHY FOR ELF FUCKING SHITS IN THIS THREAD

WATCH IT BOYS

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Proof:

elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Breton

>Bretons (from the Ehlnofex "beratu," or "half")[1] are the human descendants who hail from the province of High Rock. According to the Third Pocket Guide to the Empire, they are descended from the Nedic and Aldmeri, while other sources claimed they were the mix of Atmoran and Aldmeri blood.[2][3] The Bretons are sometimes called 'Manmeri' because of this.[3]

>we will never have another game like Morrowind

feels bad man

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Fuck this game with it's Talmudic mythology.

>WE WUZ MER
What can Khajit do other than drink 20000 skooma and fucking die

>The proficiency they are best known for is with many different types of magic, which they inherited from their Aldmeri ancestors. These skills make them some of the most efficient mages in Tamriel, but even the lowest peasant with no training in magic has a very high magic resistance to destructive or compelling magics.
>even the lowest peasant with no training in magic has a very high magic resistance
>even the lowest peasant

Your nordcuck race is inferior to even the weakest of our “56%” race.

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>we will never have another janky game full of overlooked flaws that is overpraised by people because it was the first RPG they played
Yeah totally.

>Pocket guide to the empire
>((Imperials))
>Thinks this is a good source
Pic Related its you

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umm, could you not? let me be a boomer

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Fuckin dagger ears.

Anyone got elf hentai?

>you_know_his_name
fuck.. Pelinas? Is it Pelinas? Whitestrake?

FUCKING RACIST SHITLORDS

#OPENUPTHECAVES
#FALMERLIVESMATTER
#LETTHEMOUT

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Pelinal motherfucking Whitestrake

/thread

DEATH TO ALL MER

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I think Maven Black-Briar, not Elisif, is the Hillary Clinton of Skyrim.

>go on quest to find kotn relics
>dump them all in the sewer after I'm done because you realize their leader was a literal racist faggot
And then one time I was raped and the motherfucking bandits stole the helmet of the crusader and fucking broke it to pieces.

obviously Grelod the Kind

You see a killer, a tree sap dealer, a cannibal, a foresworn, and a daedra worshipper.

I see a cultural leader, a great fisher, a hunter, a mage, and the next hero of Skyrim.

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i genuinely keked.
>tfw when you wonder what percentage of humanity would understand a nigger-hate MtG parody

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>He fell for the (((stormcloak))) meme

Elf sympathy? Here? I don't think so n'w- err I mean fellow imperial.

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>Thalmor Internet Judiciar detected

Have you noticed that 90% of the richest souls in all Tamriel are all High Elves? Just a

Just a conspiracy made up by those pesky nords, there is no Thalmor scheme to conquer Skyrim.

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Blasphemy!

this is all wrong, kys

>Argonian anywhere but god tier
There needs to be a second accession war, dunmer genocide best day of my life

Altmer simply have a higher average IQ.

The only good side was the Thalmor side.

I saw right through that meta.

>redguard not in enlightened BBC tier
Pathetic wh*toids

I miss Skyrim boobs.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

cute Dunmers

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No lusty Argonian maids in this thread? What is the world coming to

Fuck off Nazeem, or whatever the name of that arrogant nigger in Whiterun.

t.falmer

>t. Likes EZpz mode games

Fun fact: The guy who wrote the Lusty Argonian maid is the faggot who wants to kiss you in a quest in Morrowind

The 6th house did nothing wrong.

Skyrim belongs to the nords
Empire gibs shivering isles BACK now

To be fair, the snow elves (in their pre-mutation form) are more good-looking and their females are more waifu-tier than the piss-skinned Thalmor.

>meds rule over everyone

based

(((Reachmen))) only existed since Ulfric took back Markarth. The land has always been Nord, either they can leave or they can be killed

El goblino magico

I unironically sympathize with the falmer. unless we stop the (((dwarfs))) once and for all, white people could suffer a similar fate.

Skyrim needs a border wall

Can somebody change the word "Aldmer" to "Chimer" in the dunmer section? Because that's literally what they are saying according to the Nerevar prophecy.

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Real solutions only people

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They're the same thing. Chimer were Aldmer exiled for worshipping Padomaics.

Read lore, house telvanni don't practice necromancy as it is an affront to the ancestors

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this

Snow prince fag, all elves must be 1488

Hail Ysgramor, Hail Pelinal

Hey fuck you, House Telvanni is the most noble organisation on Nirn.

Nord wimmenz ain't ancestors though.
Dunmer are jews when it comes to necromancy. Desecration is bad unless you're raising guardians and ghostfences to protect the shekels in your family tomb in which case it's a-ok.
Isn't one of the Telvanni counselors a lich, even?

reminder that the central plot of TES V is Nord nonsense

the councillor is Divayth Fyr he is not a lich, Dunmer consider all necromancy bad as fuck mate. They consider the dead to be sacred

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Talos did nothing wrong, Elves are not the gods chosen people, instead humans are, look at Talos he became a god, despite the (((Elves)))

Nord Nonsense...
You claim there are 8 Divines then...
Fuck you Talos is a god, fuck the Imperials and the (((Elves))) they serve.

High elves = Jews
Nords = Norse-descent/Aryan Europeans/Australians
Imperials = Mediterranean Europeans
Orcs = Subsaharan africans and current Sandnigger refugees
Snow Elves = Armenians
Cat People = South East Asians
Argonians = Indians and Chinese
Bretons = 56%
Black Elves = Polynesians/Maoris
Tree elves = Native American Indians

I'm talking about Dratha, not Fyr. Crazy old bitch who keeps herself alive using necromancy and hates men.

Also note that House Redoran necromantically raises their entire fucking city to fight during the Oblivion Crisis.

Dumber only care if you defile their ancestors, any other necromancy is fair game.

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only decent post in this thread.
all the races represent ayylmao races anyways.

If your first rpg wasnt Final Fantasy 7, then you are a fucking faggot.

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.

none of you is something
we are GODs

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we are GODs and kings

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Reminder that thalmor jews like you belong on a cross.

Hippity Hoppity Argonians are property.

High elves = Tall Grey Aliens
Nords = Nordic Humans
Imperials = Mediterranean Humans
Orcs = Galactic 56%ers
Snow Elves = Nordic Aliens
Cat People = Furfag Aliens
Argonians = Reptilian Aliens
Bretons = Celtic Humans
Black Elves = Techno Aliens
Tree elves = Short Grey Aliens
Redguards = Nigger "Humans"

Brainlet Incel

>Altmer
Imperial Japanese with Nazi Germany’s ideologies
>Nords
Obviously Nords
>Imperials
Southern European
>Orcs
Mongolian.
>Snow Elves
???
>Khajiits
Arabs. Their land is basically inverted Egypt.
>Argonians
Indigenous South Americans
>Bretons
Overall Celtic (Brittany, Scotland, Ireland), French, and English.
>Dunmer
Largely Asian. Their culture is alien because it’s sourced from all over Asia.
>Bosmer
Native American with some Ancient Slavic traits
>Redguards
Basically Desert Samurais. Think of Moors with Samurai-era Japan’s warrior and sword culture, and then think of the Andalusian and Ottoman architecture.

You're complicating it a bit too much u poofta faggot. I'm correct u r worng