Daily Checkpoint

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your flag joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion/purge of the country/ideology flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country/ideology flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country/ideology flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Ugh. Fine.

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im 100% german aryan übermensch and this ID will prove it

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Ja ja ja

Let me pass

t.not a jew

Nothing could go wrong right?

Here you go my fellow National Socialist.

t. OP

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Let's hope I don't get Orange again, or at least I don't end up with non-doubles orange.

Blow it out your ass.

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Here you go, you hun bastard.

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Japs and their games

yellow please

holy fucking shit off to the camp I go

>H-Here is my ID sir

well shit

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Got Waffen SS and a fancy promotion last time. Not likely gonna get much better than that, but a man can dream...

just passing through

Jawohl. Heil Hitler.

roooooooolllllllllllllllll

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I wanna play nahsis too, nip nong ching chong man. Pleasr pleaze please!!!

quiero a morir

Jawohl!

filthy kike

Womp womp

Asdf

faggot

Yoooo

Wilkommen, bruder.

Fuck jews

Made it phew

Fatalism is the belief in destiny. Our destiny is to rule.

uh oh sir

roll

anything's better than a leaf

oh fug :-D

Okay

Gawd dammit. Everyone thinks im gay but I can only get off to women. This is NOT FAIR. This ALWAYS happens to me. My entire life.

You will see that I have my papers on me.
Here they are.

Uh, here's my papers.

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OwO heres muh id mister

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Here you are, now let me through.

Gas the kikes race war now!

Well everything seems to be in order. I'm off to lead my men against those commie fucks. HH brother!

Hey Fritz

BOW

Heil

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this thread is more cringy then the RP furries on wow general

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*Preussens Gloria plays in the distance*

danke hans

>t.not a jew
just a normal faggot

I'm w.. white

HEIL!

Fuck off nigger.

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Let me through!

Rolling

Fug

Hard to tell if homosexual or jewish.

Check it

Ya matey

Okay :)

rollin

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Is this ID Pink or Red?
Can’t tell the difference between a fag and a commie.

rolling

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haha nice

feels good when you salute me

Sheeeeit, he goan torchah muh ass now...

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No, you give me your papers!

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Happy to kill some commies.

Maybe yellow?

hello my fellow germans

I'm a mutt

ROLLEN

Damnit
There is none hahahaahahaha

Fuck g*rmanics med master race

hi

heil mein fuhrer

fucking tight!

Rolling

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Ooga boogga where dem showers at ?

n-naturlich

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Someone clap this jew in irons!

oh shi-

1489

>hands papers

Heil!

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S-Sure. Is this acceptable?

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ES LEBE DEUTSCHLAND HEIL

Rollin

Hey I'm white don't shoot me

Stand back I got this