You have 10 seconds to design your own political philosophy. It must be something that hasn't been done before

You have 10 seconds to design your own political philosophy. It must be something that hasn't been done before.

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You must be canadian or else you have to leave

follow God

Make bitches fuck money

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Deitism

Kill all _______!!!!!

>midgets
>third worlders'
>Russians
>Polar Bears
>Mutts
>Lizard People
>niglets
>homeless people
>Left handed people
>plants
>Normies
>Mosquitoes
>Canadians
>of Africa
>political parties
>Fatties
>Californians
>Tranies
>Retards
>Redditards

Easy, I just made 20. See you later Virgins Ima gonna go fuck a sock.

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>canadians
exactly. they should be in my new canada.

Oh that's easy. Communism/Socialism, because it's never been tried before.

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Radical techno theocracy. Christian based government with heavy scientific and technology optimistic economics, with a strong social stigma against transhumanism, but still overall retaining freedom in general life. In general you can enjoy what you want legally, with strong incentives to be moral and Christian, and strong incentives to be productive and working towards space, health (spiritual and physical), and empire wide wealth for as many as possible.
You can “opt out” of all that and still exist within our borders, but you’ll be watched like a hawk and don’t get to piggy back on any benefits (think basically what the Amish do now, they don’t really pay in so they don’t really get to take out).

The vast majority of citizens strongly encouraged to adopt Christian morals and a future minded lifestyle. With their future in mind, their children's future in mind, and their eternal future in mind.

Organized war effort against Islamic theocracies, leave most everyone else be unless they poke and prod us too much.
Islam not even remotely tolerated within our borders, even for opt-outers

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Alaskan Vikings.
Slogan- Peragrant purpureosque metunt autem infirma (Cull the weak)
Anthem- Barracuda

Manifesto: Live in igloos. Harpoon whales. Sail down the coasts and into the rivers of Canada to raid, rape, plunder, and raze. Go home and get drunk. Repeat.

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Theotechnocratic rule, with the understanding that some may not be with the program. They won’t be outright punished, but will be stigmatized against and be an example of “you really should get with the program, you don’t want to end up poor and friendless? Look at all the glorious benefits of the Geand Crusade and the Great Colonization. Jesus loves you, citizen, please don’t turn your back. You’ll regret it in this life and the next.”

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Fuck iOS, Grand Crusade*

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A high IQ system where only the smartest can be in the government. You need to prove you are smart in some way, and be judged by the established members. The government would care only about innovation and technology. No prisons, we kill the low IQ people that would commit crimes. There would be breeding programs and immigration programs to increase intellect. The bottom tier people of society would be kicked out regularly. All low IQ activities would be banned.

What about immoral smart people, nigga?

Radical autocratic pineapple worship

Being immoral is a sign of intelligence, they are welcome in the society.

New Saskatchewan Conservatism

We hate Quebec and Ottawa due to long term payments implemented in the 1970's and wish to succeed and renegotiate land ownership with the First Nations.

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everyone gets a turn at being king/queen for 5 seconds. the only thing that is not allowed is to extend your leadership beyond those 5 seconds.

>twitch plays government

Fucking this, the higher your IQ the more likely you'll be neurotic and therefore more likely to act to improve (Small, temporary actions or potentially massive social upheaval) their own mental state in lieu of moral imperatives.