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These are the 2,000 year old remains of a 6'6" "alpha" who was horribly tortured and sacrifice by manlet druids His mutilated corpse was tossed into the bog to appease the gods and insure a plentiful harvest. When will lanklets learn?

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Paganism is beaner religions tier

That's a pretty big piece of beef jerky.

The only people thrown into bogs were faggots, degenerates and traitors.

great post OP. this is why I still use Jow Forums

>he doesn't know about the Killing the King ritual

ancient brits actually were niggers?

I'd eat a piece

*Rapists and Murderers

That's due to the chemical reactions. Probably they had the genes to get a tan but doubt they looked so up there in the North with barely any sunlight.

redpill me

My favorite thing from America, that beef dried and sold in plastic bag packaging.

The absolute anti-favorite snack is Chinese chicken feet. Saw these in shops in China, some of them are out of date, but they are still on the shelf. They aren't refrigerated, imagine the smell.

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It looks like it would feel like a soft leather jacket.

Please, elucidate me as to how either of those contradicts my original statement.

looks like a handbag

varg this is celtland not Germanic. Celts offered human sacrifice

this sounds like a fucking GREAT opening to a surreal horror movie.

"are you sure you want to know about it?"

this. druids were/are fags

What happened to his head?

Masonic faggots

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like eyes wide shut and they live and truman show put together

How can you tell all that from a pile of leathery skin?

How did you know it was manlet rage Einstein?

Manlet Master Race reporting

They will feel our wrath soon

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>bog
>When will lanklets learn?
Issue being resolved.

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science and shit

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Literally all conjecture
The only contemporary evidence of druids even existing is caesar's blog

my bro in law works in a chicken processing plant
we literally save all the chicken feet to ship to china where they do shit like this
Nasty subhumans will eat anything

Wait until you see the kidneys and other intestines being sold. Can't find a pic, but they are beyond disgusting. Vacuum packaged, not cooled and usually semi rotten. I've seen these rotten eggs sold the same way, too.

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If alphas were really chads why are there so many betas?
Checkmate lanklets

Why is his left arm so much bigger than is right?

The real disgusting shit starts with street food in China. NEVER EVER. You don't even know what they sell, and the massive pollution that gives them the authentic "coating". To be fair, I even had diarrhea from food sold in fancy restaurants. They don't have any kind of food control standards. No wonder, they continuously have avian flu and similar.

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i want to wear it like armor

Gee, i guess we should totally believe what Dr. Noseberg says about History

Fapped too much to porn!!!

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There are later Roman accounts like the reports of Ostorius Scapula, who claimed the Druids on Anglesey had been inciting rebellion. Anglesey also has some interesting finds like iron chain manacles which are unusual elsewhere and may have been involved in sacrificing captives.

Fucking underrated

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>pic
that shit is crazy
an arab friend of mine was just telling me about this kind of stuff the other day, that they had chicken bits in 'candy wrappers' being sold unrefrigerated in shops
Yeah I never plan on going, fuck that shit.
>eat at local chinese place
>food is terrible
>have death shits for three days straight after
never again

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Why would you refrigerate chicken claws? They're great right out of the bag.

>eating something that's been scratching around in shit for years

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Put a gucci sticker on it and sell it for 10.000 euros brah

I am from China and I ate plenty of those unrefrigerated chicken parts growing up. Definitely won't touch any of those carp now.

yea up in here fishermen collect the semen from the cod they catch and ship that shit to china aswell

we need more china hate threads

It's called perspective

The left arm is closer to you than the right arm

Well they wash them I'm sure. I always take a good look at chicken toes before I eat them.

No wh*te man is capable of being this alpha

>solving the Chad problem

Thought you were about to say how good those chicken feet are.

Quads, nice

It's when the king's guards secretly agreed to a contest to see who could murder the king first and take his position. The rules were generally that you couldn't kill someone directly after killing the previous king until the king's guard got shuffled.
It was a somewhat prevalent event in Ireland when they had more kings than you would have though possible for such a small place. Nords also did this but obviously kings started to choose people they trusted deeply for the king's guard position after that.

Noice

I'm aware of those, it's just a paragraph or two in Tacitus giving some secondhand information about the british campaign. Not claiming there weren't druids, but there's zero concrete information about them.
There's a good chance he was a king, the idea of a king being ritually bound to the land is a very widespread one in antiquity, especially matriarchal societies where the earth was given female aspects and he'd become the literal consort of the land and thus be responsible for what it produced.

of course you would, cause you're fat

He was a faggot. Blackstone wrote about how ancient Celts would bury sodomites alive so their presence wouldn't offend heaven.

Jesus Prometheus is a lot scarier than i remember

Had no idea Arabs sell it, too.
The worst food related thing I saw in China was a """supermarket""" that sold meat, but their refrigerators were broken, didn't cool properly. The stench was unbearable. Imagine standing around that thing all day as a shop assistant (Chinese shops have plenty of them and they do nothing but stand around and talk).

Which part? I've been to Zhejiang and Jiangsu. I loved the traditional architecture, most of the people, but I had a terrible time with finding good places to eat. As soon as you order in Chinese, you can't scratch off the shop owners, especially if you are pretty much their only customer. At one point I decided to frequent the same snack bar because they already knew me and wouldn't have to tell them my story again and again.


I'm engineering some new China webms. Wait until evening, or whenever they get reposted by other anons.

That gulp dude is one of my favorite webms.

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No idea, I never bought or let alone tasted them. I imagine they smell sweet and sour at the same time and are inedible.

fucking chinks man

Not even the worst webm.
I have "positive" favorite: Chad girl vs. Virgin Chinese boy.

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>big chad is tribal chief fucks all the women
>manlet mad he is cucked, will always be berry picker pagan
>each night rallies up a secret society of cucks and says big dick chad will no longer get to make zug zug milky with boomboom
>they poison him during feast
>torture him and section his body
>especially his penis which they cut off
>tribe then dies out because manlets were weak against other tribes and couldn't have chad warriors to defend them

>Had no idea Arabs sell it, too.
oh no, I meant he went on a trip to china and was telling me about that stuff, just thought it was a funny coincidence that it gets brought up here literally a day after he told me
>webm
How in the fuck do you get fat eating bugs and chicken feet

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Didn' you hear? Jesus was absolute bro tier Chad. 6'4, could have had any lady, but was chaste and fashy. A bunch of hairy kike manlets killed him because he literally cucked them without even doing anything at all.

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that's retarded why would a king's guardsman get the crown, it would have been fought over by military generals and the ultra wealthy.

They didn't just kill the king they would have killed their entire family too and everyone who held allegiance, it wasn't just one person doing it they would have subverted all the soldiers to be loyal to them.

Chinese people eat anything. Our vet had to stop selling preserved pigs ears meant as a dog chew toy because the chinese were coming in and buying them all to eat.

why the fuck is he doing that? how is it, no one is reacting to this normally?

>webm

I guess these things are completely civilizational, they are used to it. I don't dare think the global political ramifications of this. We are pussies compared to the Chinese.
Do you know that Chinese sailors visited the East coast of Africa decades before Portuguese sailors made it to India (by circumnavigating Africa)? Had they colonized Africa, I don't think they would have left anyone alive there.

Eeeughw

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No idea. He hasn't even paid for it, that's what they would probably freak out about in the first place.

Is that a bottle of piss? What the fuck he is pouring in it? And why do they start spinning so fast once they are inside the bottle? I was so many questions..

>was
have

pig ears are good though. Crunchy

In another thread we came to the conclusion that those are leeches or something similar. They probably go crazy because they bottle holds some alcoholic drink and because in the cup they previously "chilled" was too small for them to move, so they just come "alive" once they have more space. I guess we would have to find the original video page to know what's going on exactly.

It's beer, they spin fast because they are fucking dying

How do you know he wasnt a complete fuckwit beta cuck ? More likely if he was and a sacrifice, Alphas would be the ones doing the torturing.

what a stupid and ineficient way to slaughter a pig

An hour and a half of someone reading Jow Forums isn't going to sell well on the big screen.

>pussies
Stop your chink pill right now you chell

You don't believe, we are infested with humanism and morality. Even Hitler gave impunity to his favorite Jews he wanted to save. Chinese won't have such problems.

Really makes you wonder what was the plan.

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and that's not brave or anything, that's just gross.
If you slaughter pig in the right way, this show would not happen which makes it more like a evidence of how stupid they are.

Yeh, some bs theory or let's say, he was paki, that raped your children

I’m confused. What is this exactly? This is supposed to be a 2000 year old torso? Why does it look like that and how on earth are the skin and veins and muscles seemingly still preserved after two millenia of wear and tear. No way.

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Lanklets on SUICIDE WATCH
Manlets always ruled the world, when will they learn?

checked and kek'd

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look up bog bodies. No decay due to anaerobic environment. The tannins from the peat in the bog stain the bodies brown.
Often they are damaged due to mechanical cutters harvesting the peat.

what are Druids?

I would have said worms or baby eels but leaches crossed my mind.

first time I met an actual Chinese person she was boiling chicken feet. smelled horrible and they didn't run their A/C in Texas

welp, might as well ship them this tbqh

what do chinks eat so many things alive? barbaric fucking gooks.

manlet uprising soon brothers stay strong

day of the bog is coming

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You don't eat girls' asses?

archaic word for an american

>tfw a 2000 year old corpse has bigger wrists than you

ha ha ha ha ha ha

seriously faggot, what's a Druid?

One explanation I've heard is that because things alive are still 'fresh'. You can't argue with that, but it's really GROSS. Once I had food with Chinese coworkers at a restaurant, I almost freaked out when one of the tiny fishes we ate seemed to be moving. I didn't dare to take more of that stuff to my bowl, but they told it's not alive.

Try some eels.

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what are shamans in afrika, those were druids for ancient celts. Some kind of pagan priest-magicians

>every indo-european culture had a priestly class equivalent to how the romans described the druids
>literally all conjecture