/ptg/ President Trump General - NEW DAY, NEW HOPE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Evansville IN 8/30/18
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>TrumpTweet: Throwback Thursday! 8/30/18
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>CBPVid: Fentanyl The Real Deal 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in IN 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump leaves WH 8/30/18
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>VP Pence @American Legion Convention 8/30/18
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>VP Pence/2nd Lady arrive in Minneapolis MN 8/30/18
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>DepAG Rosenstein on Fentanyl Training 8/30/18
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>RNCSpox Kayleigh on FoxNews 8/30/18
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>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania welcomes 2018 Presidential Sites Summit 8/30/18
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>TrumpTweet: Fuck Google 8/29/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/black peepo on Drug Free Life 8/29/18
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>VP Pence Stumps for John Jones in W Bloomfield MI 8/29/18
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>AG Sessions JIATF-S RoundTable 8/29/18
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>AsstDefSecForAsia/PAC Schriver @CEIP on US/India Relationship 8/29/18
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>EnergySec Perry @DOE Honor Awards 8/29/18
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>AgriSec Perdue on CNBC 8/29/18
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>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 8/29/18
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MAGA

Canada bending the knee on NAFTA today?

very well suited to the state, they all look like fags

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

>Trump cuts taxes for billionaires
>cuts pay raises for government workers
>bitches about the power select individuals have in undermining him

I wish Trump wasn't Republican. It's be so much better with a nationalist party.

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What level of kikery are you on?
Me-like zero
Google- (pic related)

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Not sure why Trump is fucking with Canada. We're attacking China for their treatment of Western Province Muslims, but can't back up Canada when they attack Saudis? I thought Trump was supposed to be the anit-Islam admin?

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SATURN IS A FUCCA BOII

Missouri once again leading the way in regressive and unenvironmental practices

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>author is definitely not vegetarian

Cut taxes to everyone, too bad metacapitalists love their money too much to make that money come to citizens, the same people that want to get rid of him and that shilled for Hilldawg.

>meat alternatives
fucking strawberries are a meat alternative
wtf

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Who is Trump?

>Constantine Spyrou

Canada forgot its place in the world. Trudeau actually believed the press that he was the new 'leader of the free world,' because he was young and hip like Obama. But Canada exists because we allow them to. We're their entire economy and their entire defense. Trump is simply asserting the rightful position of the US president which is to remind Canada they're our lapdog and aren't allowed to disagree with us on any issue ever. Normally, we would swoop in and smooth over any diplomatic issue Canada may have, but Trudeau has spent the last two years shittalkign Trump. So in turn, Trump's letting Trudeau hang himself, and frankly, it's funny. We should send them into a full recession for a decade or so, just to watch the fuckers squirm.

Interbreeding isn't degenerate if it's with a qt slav gril

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Infinity got banned in Italy, kek

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>Canada is a de facto US commonwealth and should act like it
True.

He's a big orange conman who says racist things and is driving this country into the stars

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An avatar of Vishnu, sent as a sacrifice to end the Kali Yuga

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YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE BABY

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Morning everyone.
>Canada
>not a Muslim country
Fug you. Also, Canada is an uppity parasite that needs to be taught a lesson.

The fuck?

Yes, but more importantly today...... MUELLER

Now do Georgia. I bet it has all of the gayest animals (thrasher a shit)

Marvel x Hergé

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>Rothschild newspaper

So?

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>slow threads
>unemployment is so low now that there are fewer neets here to post in these threads early in the morning because they are all going to work

thanks alot drumpf

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sounds like jr got shapiro'd. nothing he could've done to stop it either. shapiro is basically a force of nature, it just happens to you.

Is this fake/distorted news or did Trump really reject the deal he said he wanted?

That actually makes sense user, thanks. I don't share your hatred of our northern neighbors though, at least not their core Anglo population. Trudeau is an overly emotional Frenchman.

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My town has 1% unemployment, now nobody wants to work where I do and it leads to longer days and more work. Thanks crumph

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I fucking hate Jews

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>not good enough

THIS IS NOT OKAY

ITS PRIVATE COMPANY

LET THEM MONOPOLIZE INTERNET VENUES OF SPEECH!

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Was the rally planned weeks ago or did they throw it together as soon as they had the date for McCain's 3 funerals? Also, who is laying for all those funerals and why is that cunt in state in the Capitol, is that normal for a dead senator?

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>State Dinosaur
Is this a serious thing? Do all states have them?

He's not french, he's an archetypical leaf. An anglofrench hybrid, sad!

Amerifats BTFO

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a prophet of the deity Kek

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Ben Shapiro TRIGGERS Liberal by SENDING them to NAZI DEATH CAMPS using pure CONSERVATIVE LOGIC and REASONING and then ANGERS SJW by GOING on a RAMPAGE literally RAPING and MURDERING every single MINORITY within a 200 MILE RADIUS then TROLLS Libtard with TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME by licking Donald Trumps MICROPENIS of all the DRIED CUM from the CONCEPTION of Barron Trump and he ANGERS democrat by FEEDING upon the FLESH of ABORTED FETUSES and the BLOOD of EVERY single LIBTARD to literally BECOME a GOD AMONG MEN which TROLLS idiot COMMIES by OPENING the seals of HELL and CAUSING the APOCALYPSE in which the DEVIL RAPES CHILDREN and TEARS OFF the heads of Liberal TODDLERS and LITERALLY setting WOMEN’s RIGHTS a THOUSAND YEARS and also Ben TRIGGERS the SOCIALISTS by RAPING the UNDEAD CORPSE of LEON TROTSKY and JOSEPH STALIN and he PISSES OFF the LEFTISTS by ESTABLISHING a NEW WORLD ORDER in which he is the SUPREME GOD EMPEROR OF ALL OF THE AMERICAS, CHINA, EUROPE, BRITAIN, TAIWAN, and THAT RANDOM ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN and MURDERS all POLITICAL DISSIDENTS within the government and then he LITERALLY summons CTHULHU and have home and the DEVIL FUCK HIM IN THE ASS while he CUMS all OVER the BOTTLE of LIBERAL TEARS and then he PRANKS Chink Ugayer by IMITATING him and literally dying from the ANAL WOUNDS from Literally being FUCKED IN THE ASS by SATAN and CTHULHU and then ENRAGES the COMMIES by RAPING GOD and BECOMING the NEW ABSOLUTE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!! (LIBERALS TROLLED) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SJWs and FEMINISTS OWNED)

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China and India are both of the dumpster fires that most polute the country.

EXCLUSIVE-CHIEF U.S. SPY CATCHER SAYS CHINA USING LINKEDIN TO RECRUIT AMERICANS
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WASHINGTON, Aug 31 (Reuters) - The United States' top spy catcher said Chinese espionage agencies are using fake LinkedIn accounts to try to recruit Americans with access to government and commercial secrets, and the company should shut them down.

William Evanina, the U.S. counter-intelligence chief, told Reuters in an interview that intelligence and law enforcement officials have told LinkedIn, owned by Microsoft Corp., about China's "super aggressive" efforts on the site.

He said the Chinese campaign includes contacting thousands of LinkedIn members at a time, but he declined to say how many fake accounts U.S. intelligence had discovered, how many Americans may have been contacted and how much success China has had in the recruitment drive.

German and British authorities have previously warned their citizens that Beijing is using LinkedIn to try to recruit them as spies. But this is the first time a U.S. official has publicly discussed the challenge in the United States and indicated it is a bigger problem than previously known.

Evanina said LinkedIn should look at copying the response of Twitter, Google and Facebook, which have all purged fake accounts allegedly linked to Iranian and Russian intelligence agencies.

> "I recently saw that Twitter is cancelling, I don't know, millions of fake accounts, and our request would be maybe LinkedIn could go ahead and be part of that,"
said Evanina, who heads the U.S. National Counter-Intelligence and Security Center.

It is highly unusual for a senior U.S. intelligence official to single out an American-owned company by name and publicly recommend it take action. LinkedIn boasts 562 million users in more than 200 counties and territories, including 149 million U.S. members.

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>Gib us money, when it rains our country falls apart

During his latest campaign-style rally in Indiana, President Donald Trump warned on Thursday that the Justice Department and the FBI must “start doing their job and doing it right” or "I will get involved." Trump, who has repeatedly criticized the department over its handling of a probe into alleged Russian interference in the 2016 election campaign, suggested its leadership was biased against Republicans and that “people are angry.”

> “Our Justice Department and our FBI - at the top of each, because inside they have incredible people - but our Justice Department and our FBI have to start doing their job and doing it right and doing it now,”
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> “I wanted to stay out, but at some point if it doesn’t straighten out properly ... I will get involved and I’ll get in there if I have to.”

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Nearly every state has a state fossil at least. I have two state fossils.

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I saw a video the other day debunking the claim "global warming would actually be a good thing" saying there's nothing good about climate change, and proceeded to show all the coastlines of the us going underwater. I laughed heartily.

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Most mid states do

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>my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating
Seriously, who the fuck thinks that's impressive?

Thanks for making me remember to buy some fish to start a production going on here.

Let's band around the slave-turned-criminal superior culture anons

European Central Bank policy maker Olli Rehn hit back against U.S. President Donald Trump’s accusation that Europe is manipulating its currency and is “almost as bad as China” on trade.

> “It’s very regrettable that from the U.S. side there is a tendency to escalate the trade war, especially with China but also with Europe,”
the Bank of Finland governor and former European Union commissioner said in a Bloomberg Television interview on Friday.
> “I don’t find it very serious to compare Chinese and European trade policies.”

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shit lizard mate ours are better

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shapiro clickbait is my favorite meme right now

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where's the link

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So last night the Canadian FA minister Freeland went into a final meeting at 10PM with Lighthizer but it only lasted 5 minutes and she came out saying 'No deal'. Do you think Trudeau will fight this to the bitter end?

I love this meme so much! It's so deliciously politically incorrect!

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Why are Europoors so upset we're standing up for ourselves after decades of submitted to global Jewish """trade"""?

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whats infinity?

Heard Mueller is going to suck Bill Clinton`s dick on national televison today, while he fukcs hillary in the ass.

Charge the democrats with racism then.

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No Trump never wanted to eliminated EU car tariffs on their own, its useless because the Europeans don't buy big American cars. He wants a big package not a little patch that solves nothing.

He’s eventually going to do it sometime unless you’re a shit tier parent

>unironically doing the virgin walk
the memes are too powerful!!!

Seeing her suffer brings me joy. I'm a bad person.

Because they are greedy little mirco-Jews who will never lift a finger to help us. We rebuilt their countries at our taxpayers' expense and did we even get a thank you? No we didn't.

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Trump also wants tariffs, and probably doesn't want *all that* reciprocal trade with European Union.

Of course, this works both ways. EU just never expected USA to start using tariifs more effecitvely.

back in my days it was 'global warming', now its climate change?

Then why does the tariff exist at all?

Trump already got involved, he got his revenge by denying the FBI their new shiny building kek.

Sitting here drinking a Crown Royal watching Jack Ryan while wearing a MAGA hat. Life could be worse.
God Bless Trump

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Consider the following: she's an even worse person just for being related to McCain.

What is going on here?

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Zero tariffs on autos only will just increase the deficit. Zero tariffs on EVERYTHING is more interesting but will never happen because muh farmers.

>Was the rally planned weeks ago or did they throw it together as soon as they had the date for McCain's 3 funerals?
Yes schedules were set up almost two months ago for the rallies, so that Trump would be able to get to nearly every close republican house and senate race and provide his support. Really McCain was going to have this happen no matter when he died if it was before the midterms.
>Also, who is laying for all those funerals and why is that cunt in state in the Capitol, is that normal for a dead senator?
These funerals were planned by McCain himself and are basically on par with what you could expect if an president died in office. This level of attention isn't normal in the slightest, as most when they pass go for a more private affair. It was likely approved by Congress because he had been a part of the body for so long, his failed run for presidency elevating his stature, and this being seen by some in Congress as the death of the most significant opposition to Trump that they had and his replacement is going to be a full throated Trump republican and not a member of the Uniparty.

AWOO

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*Sir, this is Wendy's line*

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Good fuck infinity it isnt even a number

>3rd World Shitholes that don't understand flood plains, irrigation, or levies should be ignored and allowed to drown

MUELLER ABOUT TO RELEASE OBSTRUCTION REPORT AND RECOMMANDING TRUMP IMPEACHEMENT HE HAS TO DO IT TODAY BECAUSE HE CANT ANNOUNCE ANYTHING BEFORE THE MIDTERMS. ITS OVER GUYS!

>tfw your state fossil is petrified wood

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I stopped buying my favorite frozen pizzas because I read the ingredients and realized my "meat toppings" were not meat! I mean I should have known but it says MEAT right on the front of the box.
You can't fucking trust anything anymore, have to cook everything from scratch. I've always cooked for myself but it's been a real bitch getting my gf to do it.

>*Sir, this is Wendy's line*
You said this at Wendy's they'd give you free fries.

She has big tits. My interest in her stops there.

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I'd tell you the answer but Jow Forums thinks its spam

Got no MAGA hat only a Trump flag. SAD!

Day of the Rake has come!

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Why do they hate him so much Anons? I feel like I'm watching genuine retards every time I go onto this fucking site, HURRR me no like tax cuts, me want to be anally raped with 90% tax, me no like founders or guns, me hate McCain? Wait he Fuck Drumpf? Me Love McCain! Healthcare too much? Fuck Drumpf for wanting more pharma competition.
>MFW
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Trump Flag = Sufficient. You are welcome in our cult.

If someone wants to take over baking, I have to start working on a plot of land so I won't be nearby

Oh no mueller called trump a poopoo head impeach

I ain't clicking that shit nigger

at least they are easy to troll

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If it says just a food category like meat or dairy and doesn't say what type it is than odds are its some chemically created fake.

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