Calling all Jews on Jow Forums

Jow Forums normally follows the Nuremberg Laws on this. You are technically a Mischling zweiten Grades. You can have Reich citizenship. You are forbidden to marry a Jew or another Mischling. I hope this helps.

Orthodox Jews would only consider you to be Jewish if your maternal grandmother was Jewish. You do, however, have the right to settle in Israel as the grandchild of a Jew.

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Poll is jew controlled .

expel the Jews from pol. create a virtual qg to recover pol of the Jews and influence the internet with true nationalism

pol / should be used for:
_ expose false Jewish oppositions (identitarians, Nazism – hollywood, putin, trump, altkike, counterjihadism, le pen, farage ,Afd etc)

– expose Jewish involvement in the USSR.

_ expose the Jewish lies about the second war / germany

_using comments on influential websites to stop Jewish and anti-white lies.

-promote real opposites like varg vikernes, survive the jive, pedro varela etc.

exposing the Jewish subversion of culture, media, film and Western art.

expose Jewish influence in the destruction of the West through immigration + assimilation, censorship, feminism, promotion of white guilt, non-white victimization etc

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Mischling here. I'm not even Jewish because it's on my father's side, I've been voting Republican my entire life, I even have a Trump 2020 hat I'll don in public and stick to display in my rear windshield, and a lot of you guys will still hate me anyway :(

>how do you feel about posting on Jow Forums?
sometimes i effortpost because i see people believing the most retarded memes i just have to step in.
sometimes i larp as jidf, sometimes i larp as an evil jew conspirator.
sometimes i use memeflags on purpose and sometimes i shill with israel flag on purpose. that meme with homer doing the opposite of what a jew says comes to mind: its so easy to exploit. i sometimes shill for something logical that would unironically make the countries involved a better place, just because lots of people will dismiss it because a jew said it. sometimes i do the opposite. its a lot of fun really.
>I mean people here know you want them dead and in return they want you dead.
most of us don't want them dead and most of them don't want us dead, its just memes. there are a few schizos that are fun to mess with but nothing more.
>How does this affect your daily life?
a bit of comic relief here and there.
>Are you here out of your own choice, or is this just the place where JIDF,ADL,Talmund-School send you do serve your "people"?
mostly mossad pysops and the occasional falseflag.

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So great, even greater!!!

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Jews need to feel hated to justify their insane beliefs. That's why they go to (((death camps))) in europe and come here probably

It always brightness my day to fuck with you people, knowing you will never be able to do anything but cry on this corner of the internet that is controlled by the agencies.

do the jews get a bad rap?

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Because Jews like being around people who hate them and who they hate.
No point subverting people who already like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=jFgbpkhP-js

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been doing that ever since... in syria too.
yup we definitely lost in 2006. no doubt about it.

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I'm here on my own accord, but I've been posting on textboards and imageboards for years and shit, most Israelis here just try to get a rise out of people and aren't too emotionally engaged (if that wasn't obvious), honestly I can't find anything else that makes me laugh anymore than pol shit

First-degree or second? (That is, are both your father's parents Jewish or just one?) Either way you're only considered Jewish (Geltungsjude) if you marry a Jew or practice Judaism. You could have served in the Wehrmacht (and many did, with honour), but no SS for you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mischling

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Muhammad is proud his grandpa was eligible to serve in the SS, only his grandpa probably was some poor loser living in a cave somewhere in the ME

I hold somewhat NatSac views and hate the left. Honestly I'd fit right in at a far right rally since I look French rather than Jewish

>/pol
>t. First day on the job.

OK, could we get a show of hands? How about we start with anyone NOT an official shill for some political party, government agency or some other random glowing fuckers put their hand up? This is getting rediculous. Are you really telling me that out of all the shit going on in the world you fuckers are so btfo by a bunch of larping NEET that you're going to dedicate millions of dollars in taxpayer funding to have us laugh at you? I mean thanks for the lulz and all, it's hysterically funny that you're going to all this effort. I really appreciate a lolcow that doesn't quit. But honestly, could you at least start contributing if you're going to shitpost here? Make actually decent OC or something? Or are your assignments here so short you don't get time to figure out how it works?

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Anybody in the world could serve in the Waffen SS, except you fucks. U mad bro?

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Half Jew here (mom's side Jew)... I don't want to kill anybody. I think it might be time to reduce internet time and go do some real life socializing, hansel.

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I can't serve in the SS? Why didn't they have the Judenkorps or something?

Just having the Israel flag must make shit posting here so fun

They wouldn't have been short of recruits
>"That might be reassuring, but for the disturbing memory (of the Stern Gang) . . . which, with the Final Solution already under way in all but name, sought out German cooperation in the setting up here of a Jewish state on a national and totalitarian basis."

articles.latimes.com/1989-03-07/news/mn-330_1_stern-gang

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So wait, u be sayin, we wuz almost nazis n sheit?

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Nobody is immune to the Führerprinzip
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_pornography

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Nah, larp hat off, since I like to encourage honesty in Jews. I don't actually care about most individual Jews that much, I strongly suspect the Khazar theory is correct - that it's a faction masquerading as Jews and using Zionist nationalism as a cover to try and do the taking over the world thing. So average Jews are probably taken advantage of nearly us much as us goy. Of course, the Jewish ethno-religious tribalism does facilititate it and it's a large enough faction that blaming "the Jews" is convenient shorthand - but let's just say I'm honestly more motivated by a desire to not have my people go extinct than revenge plots, I personally don't spend time worrying about hunting down every scrap of Jewish DNA or anything. In fact, I've noticed a big difference between Israelis and diaspora kikery as well - known some based as fuck Israelis in my time. So honestly, if something happened and the meddling Zionist faction (whoever the fuck they really are) all dropped dead, and the rest of Jewry said "Ok goy, sorry about all that, but hey, we've got Israel locked down and a ton of cash, we'll stop fucking with your civilisation" I'd pretty much just wave goodbye and concentrate on supporting ways to purge the shit from the West (which would be a lot easier). Don't forget that the whole reason we say the Holocaust didn't happen - is because it didn't fucking happen. The original NatSocs simply wanted their civilisation free from foreign interference, same here I say. Bigger fish to fry. I doubt I'm alone on that attitude. I dunno, is moderate NatSoc a thing? I want the 14 words, but don't fap to Siege? Should be a thing.

if we kill all the goyim, who's going to clean the toilets?

women?

Father is fully Jewish. He's a non-practicing, secular liberal normie like most American Jews.

Of course it's compartmentalized and multi-faceted. Jews are going extinct in America anyway. Over half of Jews my age are marrying non-Jews.
haaretz.com/us-news/.premium-report-intermarriage-threatenes-u-s-jewry-s-future-1.5482043

Interestingly, as a mischling, I've received multiple offers to become Jewish or "more Jewish" and I've always declined. My father sent me to the JCC for a while with muh Torah studies, always felt out of place, never got along with them. I was talking to this Orthodox Jew customer a few months ago who tried to give me his number and "invite" me; I declined. That was post-Jow Forums of course, but even as a little kid, I knew I wasn't really Jewish. I like to think I'm the reason that these crazy anti-white Jews are all quoted on warning Jews about the dangers of race-mixing. You'll create dangerous (to them) Jew-brained, white goy-hearted individuals such as myself.

OK, you're a first-degree Mischling. Provided you don't marry a Jew your children will be second-degree, and their children won't be mischlings at all. Unfortunately it will be a couple of hundred years before their descendants can join the SS, but you can't have everything.

I’m a self hating jew, its ok.

I have never had any interest or been involved with a single Jewish woman in my life. Look into the "JAP," Jewish-American Princess stereotype here in the US. Think of all the worst traits of spoiled white women, and put them on overdrive, the nagging, the narcissism, the undue sense of entitlement.

Around my Boomer father's time, Jews were heavily encouraged to marry in, but we can see that in the link I cited that Jewish identity is falling apart. Now that things have "loosened up," and given a choice in the matter, most of the Jewish boys are going with shiksas. Oy vey!

Yes in fact you can be a guard at Auschwitz. We would like you to run the hollocoaster.

>I’m a self hating jew
So just a Jew then.
I'm not a Jew, I'm a full-blooded huwhite man, but I'm married to a Jew (in blood only, she's since left the synagogue). I've learned a lot from her. In our time together, she's compared the Jews to both cockroaches and vampires. Also she said that Seinfeld is to Jews as Soul Plane is to niggers. Most love it, but the smart ones just see it as tasteless shuck-and-jiving.

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