Why are you still drinking the caffeinated devil?

It's just as bad as fluoride in the water, or smoking, but its like we are in the 60's and ppl think its healthy.

please educate yourself.

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Science shows that If you don't drink coffee you're literally gay or a nigger.

Why aren't any of you fucking fags applying butter into your hot smooth arse cheeks?

It kills your heart and provides a (((substitute))) for sleep so you can work later

This is not even scientificely proved yet you can easily agree with most points just from experience. ITS SHIT.

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checked
caffeine raises cortisol levels, that hormone is responsible for keeping glucose going to your muscles for flight reflexes and robs all your organs of energy, including skin.
Over time that imbalance will cause skin to rot off your body when bruised

>Can cause toxicity, or even death.
So can water. Water has a fucking LD50. Most things do. That isn't really an argument.

The reality of the situation is that caffeine has both benefits and negatives and you should weigh them up. There are more cups of coffee made per day than people on the planet, if it "Made bruised skin rot off your body" one would surely see this. Instead, we only see that with Krokodil.

Fluoride, on the other hand, is another animal. Fucking avoid it.

Based Leaf

Why not both?

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Coffee surely not healthy. Just go out and talk to coffeefags they are all grumpy, tired, irritated, and barely can speak.

Now talk to a water boy, they are smiling, happy, speak with the speed of light, explain this.

these arent eight separate ways though
big retard pciture for idiots that dont understand the brain or caffeine

> no links
> uses educate yourself

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>doesn't provide any sources, arguments, or justification
>le educate yourself meme
Lol kys upside down italy

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OF COURSE NO ONE ADDRESSES THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE COWARDLY COCKSUCKING LITTLE BOYS
FUCK I HATE YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

Just had my second cup. I'll probably brew a cheeky afternoon juice in a few hours to CRUISE CONTROL into friday evening.

Alright then you can just fuck off away from the coffee pot in the break room. More for me.
Im also going to pick up the paper, have a quick smoke so that I can go take my morning shit before I start the daily grind.
Got a family to feed. Ill use every edge I have. Only reason I don't chew a coca leaf here and there is because the fucking law prevents it. If german troops during WW2 used meth to march hours on end and man machine guns for 24 hrs + then I ought to be able to have a morning cup of joe.

Coffee is good if for you if you don't put sugar in it, my magyar friend. Stop being a fucking pleb and educate yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=eYMKMoJyy3I

Based

If you are: drinking alochol, consuming caffeine, fast food, smoke or take any kind of drugs, youvare a degenerate

bretty gay

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I'm of Italian heritage and therefore immune to coffee's negative effects.

I drink black coffee from beans I grow and roast on my own. The coffee jew gets no shekels from me. Nor does the sugar jew.

The milk jew gets my shekels because I take about 60g of casein protein a day as part of /sig/ in preparation for the race war. Good luck with that by the way. With my black coffee I'll have a dozen kills before you lace up your Keds.

Black coffee in moderation has may health-benefits.

The brown syrup from starbucks does not

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Jow Forums isn't ruining coffee for me

it's one of the few things i still enjoy in my shitty existance

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>educates myselff
>determines coffee is god tier good
>drinks more coffee
>opisfag.bat

So many incels next they will be saying you shouldn't smoke or drink alcohol.

>incel
Please stop propagating language that will justify the extermination of a particular group of people.

>It's just as bad as fluoride in the water, or smoking,
it kills the shrimp

>Coffee surely not healthy.
it's actually an effective way to remove water from your body if you are trying to piss a lot

Nope your only degenerate if you have lots of sex, look up lots of porn, are gay, are into traps, or are a slut. Degeneracy only involves sexual stuff not the kind of drugs or products you consume

Not just pissing...

t. shitting phoneposter

Because I can taste the opppersion of the lower races in each bold flavorful cup.

anything that keeps you from procreation and raising healthy offspring. If you fit that description in any way you do not generate anything positive with your time, life, or genes. You therefore degenerate positivity and productivity.

I do all of those.

>you shouldn't smoke or drink alcohol.

You shouldn't you fucking nigger incel, I'd fuckign rek your ass and stick your dragon dildo up your ass faggot.

haha roasted wagies

liberals hijacked the coffee industry so we moved on to better things

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Coffee sucks.
Gonna go get my morning sip. Brb.

This made me smile

Coffee is good for you.

bmj.com/content/359/bmj.j5024

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Both lust and glutony are degenerate, and I am not speaking from a religious poibt of view, I am not religious if you are asking.

that kinda settles it

made from freshly ground beans, yes, otherwise, nah. Getting spoiled is easy.

I like coffee XXXDDDD

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I quit cowfee for a few months in the past and it made no difference. I had a minor headache for one day and that was it. I think I metabolise it very rapidly, though, so I get minimal effect. I can't say it 'wakes me up'.

>this is Jow Forums, I can rely on their fear and insecurity without even bothering to appeal to facts

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I need to drink 2 cups of coffee with those shitty pads to even at least go to imageboards and play a bit.

t.NEET

This, be a man and drink your coffee without sugar.
Sugar is what makes it bad.

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way to go, you've achieved pure faggot status

Bunch of addicts coping in here. Truth is they can’t quit. I’m one of them. For me coffee is harder to quit than smoking.

I did quit coffee once and was in a semi-stupor for about a month. I slept deeper than ever though. Still trying to quit but it is hard because it’s so prevalent and socially acceptable.