>Day of rope finally here
>Put fat lady on hanging platform
>Platform breaks
>Rebuild platform 10x as strong
>Try again
>Her neck is wider than her head. On drop rope slips off
>Try again. Cinch rope really tight
>Rope breaks
>Try again. Use chain this time
>On drop platform collapses
>Try again. Firing squad this time
>Fat absorbs all bullets
>She eats everyone who fired on her
>Escapes
>SHUTS DOWN your internet
>SHUTS DOWN day of rope
>POL defeated
Has pol met it's match?
just drop a rock on her
Feed her some Indian food
Point out that the entire "fat positive" movement is entirely white.
FAT SISTER IS WATCHING
checked
remember the movie Operation Dumbo Drop?
>op is pic related
Oh the irony...
Indian food
Then Taco Bell
Then Indian food
Then Taco Bell
repeat
>eventually she will poop herself to death
>How do we defeat this person
>PERSON
Stop humanizing that disgusting BLOB.
I think her fat snatch and asshole photos floating around in perpetuity defeated her, user.
ma boo-kee, keelee ka-lya dooka. Wadja da boolya ra Moy
fuck off joan
To destroy women, ignore them.
Create a black hole on the inside. It might be enough to weaken it for a while.
I just finished reading 'lord of the flies'. Haha top kek
>lace hamburgers with cyanide
>throws hamburgers down as bait for the slug-human
>poison doesnt even affect her
>Her neck is wider than her head. On drop rope slips off
Ya got me
>A new challenger has entered the game....
put a flight of stairs in between her and us
like a dalek, a really heavy dalek
You should start a thread with that image
feed it complimentary hamburgers and pizza and let nature take its course.
>drop a rock on her
Better make it Gibraltar
I think that photo of her ass scraped out of her email is enough
Can we stop with these threads? She's getting harassment calls. She's barely even overweight.
Is that Peter Griffin?
We clone Carrie Fisher.
This is a 18+ board. You have to go back to Facebook.
Now
>88
dust it off
>1979FE33-98DC-4A4F-AFE9-93F17802C906.jpg
fuck off joan
hows 9th grade treating you?
you need to start a thread with this, son. people need their motivation and this faggot will be undressed in no time
Pretty solid, except for the summer reading list.
The Jewish Conservative Pro Life Born Again Overweight Asian Indian Homophobic Lesbian Broad Who Cuts Herself.
This. What's our gameplan
Shoot her.
feed her
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>Shoot her.
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>Fat absorbs all bullets
Oh the left has made that allowable now.
this
Hi Joan
SORRY FOR MAKING YOU FAT, JOAN
I JUST LOVE A WOMAN WHO CAN ATTRACT ME WITH GRAVITY
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
POP OFF FAT SISTER
>barely
lmao
a long walk up a flight of stairs
>She's barely even overweight.
lol
She apparently has a glutinous problem... maybe enable her until she explodes
fuck off fat cunt reported for spam
You have to use her weight against her. Push off high platform. Maybe a platform that tilts so she can just slide off
has anyone got her full name? I can easily dox her
Why do you give a shit so much about some random cunt collecting some data from an anonymous imageboard?
OH right, because you were dumb enough to give your DNA to kike companies like ancestry.com *AND* dumb enough to post those results here because you're so insecure about being called a mutt. Now you're shitting your pants because the big bad lady on the other end of the political spectrum might know a little too much about you.
Tough shit, don't post personal stuff on a public forum next time.
Fuck off, and stop spamming the board retard.
WELL ANSWER THE FUCKING RINGING PHONE AT THE OFFICE OF THE COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS LIKE A GOOD GOY YOU FUCKING IDIOT
> THOSE PHONE CALLS WERE FOR
Literally Helga from the Oblongs.
>EC2jQ39+
pbs.org
Probably because she is a terrible person. And really fat.
muhammed
Can you give me a quick rundown on this creature?
pbs.org
Watch video. Prepare to rage. Literally trying to SHUT IT DOWN.
This really is not cool guys. Picking on a woman because of her appearance in current year is gauche. In fact I've been on this web forum for several weeks now and have to say this whole web forum is gauche. You guys really need to get some jobs and girlfriends and get it together.
>gauche
I just fucked two bad bitches at the same damn time
I hope you're a Jow Forumsack false flagging us to spin fervor, or else going by how you type, you are the most pitiful and wretched poster this board has seen all year
>barely even overweight
she is the definition of a land whale
what are the links to her youtube videos didnt have a chance to view yet
Whats her address and familial associations, if she has any. Shouldnt be that hard to track down.
>Whiter than you
She’s 900lbs...
doxx her idiots
just release her name, addresses
try to get her social security number
or pull a david hoggs and turn her into a pro-freespeech chad
Stairs
Go back
Ahmed
Just send her to China
a rural town could use her for cooking fuel for the next 50 years
Nice try, it’ll bounce off. We are fucked.
The key lies in getting all the cupcake shop owners on your side, stop the flow of carbs and sugar and the beast loses its power.
Just sic the Japanese whalers on her. They'll take care of business!
alex jones is a cointelpro shill that works for stratfor this is a successful psyop you dumb fucks cant stop typing about it and wasting your time in threads
i was deceived also by him. Do the research. He may even be an elite himself. Look up his failed predicyions the pro gun rally he crashes and the fact his wifes a jew and he cant talk about them. Hes got you dumb fucks fooled
Shitpost the femin virus information at her until she has a meltdown
>7x7
>3D
>88
10/10, witnessed and Jow Forumsack-czech'd.
She wouldn't survive a gas chamber though.
you'd have to find a gas chamber big enough for her
You can't contain the whole of internet you know. It's actually funny to see you try stop group thought and info from growing.
hope your behind a proxy faggot---
Hello Joan
What we need to learn about Alex Jones is that he was activated to take people from David Icke
just put her in a methane vault
what the first 2 replies said. seriously, please make a thread with this Image....it will garner support
Did we go attack her places? No she decided to come here and talk shit, infiltrate and change the narrative so the world can be according to her view.
>w-why all the hate? Why can't they all leave me alone?
Stopping being this fucking stupid.
Don't start none- wont be none
Go back
Wtf bro
>How do we defeat this person?
We all send her Twinkies and let diabetes do the rest.
