What is life like in the Baltic?

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I recently had to be a guide for my rich American uncle's 17 y/o son who will live here for a year. His impressions:
>where are the black people? (he's white)
>everything is so cheap!
>people eat so healthy!
>"free" healthcare and education!
>self-checkout at McD!
>people put ketchup/mayo on pizza!
>where's Starbucks & Chick-Fil-A?
>people seem quiet.
>no, seriously, where are the black people?
>are natives racist?

>not posting Üllar
Many such cases. Sad!
youtu.be/IDeaO5dXgU4
I know that feel, Stan.
>everything is so cheap!
lmao

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Leave Eesti Alone!
youtube.com/watch?v=9qoooUVu1cg

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Eesti is adorable. I'm mad we tried to brainwash them into liking other races. I wish to turn Eesti and Latvia into a walled off reservation for the last pure European races.

now there's some ështi compared to the other nordic races.

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>>where are the black people?
I remember watching an episode of Doctor Who years back and asking my mom if there were black people in Britain, her response "Yup, and they're just as bad there as they are here."

I wonder who's behind that divine+conquer post, hmm...

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Oh, and:
>where's muh air conditioning?

>estonia
>nordic
*worse than
Freezing right now desu. Summer heatwave fucked me up. I can usually go through sub zero winter temps in normal clothing fine.

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>What is life like in the Baltic?

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Eesti can into Nordic.

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>using memeflag
>voicing opinion about countries

Comfy. Come back home, white man!

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This thread will more than likely go to Jow Forums, I fucking hate that place

Lithuania is the shittiest one of them, Latvia ok level and of course we love estonia.

nice flag, loser, your meme pics will go in trash faggot

Naaaah, stop spreading bs lol

I wish I could tell you but I've never been sober there. Get off the ship drunk and board the ship drunk. Wake up back in home and wonder where did all the beer cases come from.

Eesti can but it should stay with it's Baltic and Finnic brothers. We have no business with the Nordics other than to reclaim our objectively worse looking old nordic cross flag from the Danish.
>Lithuania is the shittiest one of them
Lithuania are the purest mages on this side of the swamp. They're greatly underappreciated.

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Fuck off this Nordic meme is getting old.
Why would we want to be a part of something which in 20 years time will be majority Islamic.

Majority of Estonians do not give a shit about becoming "Nordic", for all we care, stay the fuck out of our land and we are good, okay burger?

New flag. :)

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t. chink

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yeah sure

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memes

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Latvia and Estonia should unite unironically.
I believe we would be better off united by our southern brothers. Germans had the right idea.

>we
>the Obama administration
ftfy

We irrevocably change the course of history by electing Zumpf. Right wing Euros should be cowtowing before us, but instead they call us mutts, when you would have to put all of Western Europe together to approximate our white population.

So bitter.

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Lithuania sucks, latvia and estonia are fine.

comfy!

I am fine with this.

How do you solve the language problem and what do we do about the thousands of new Russians who will now make up an even larger part of our populace?

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When shit goes down, remember, we will be dragged elsewhere to fight foreigners wars, if this meme would be memed enough...

How do the Baltic people deal with the fact that their countries won't exist due to low birth-rate and emigration?

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Great thing that we all speak English nowadays :D
Time will tell,

We are already dying for Israel in Afganistan. We saved Latvia once, we can do it again.
>low birth-rate and emigration
It will be fine. It has been through worse. This is a leftist globalist meme.

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Lithuania worst and Latvia is better not sure of Estonia..overall it sucks here....dying out like all white countries...we need more diversity

neither will any white country, Islam is the future and africans will be the majority soon! and this is a good thing whites are suicidal idiots

Actually we intended to conquer Latvia, but UK said no to that, after we had defeated germans and were under Riga, ready to occupy the city

>Actually we intended to conquer Latvia
We will soon. Just send a couple dozen of our death bots to their border and scare away some drunks.

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Eesti Combat Systems are just as Kawaii as Estonia itself.

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>just as Kawaii
I appreciate the good words from a burger, but don't romanticize us. People made this mistake for western Europe and now they're doing the same for countries like Poland. At this rate, we'll have to rename Paris syndrome to Tallinn syndrome.

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This ranking is clearly Mongolophobic!

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based and mongolpilled

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>2 senti, but
>2 eurot

What am I missing?

woke > woker > wokest > mongol > most mongolst

>but don't romanticize us.
I don't. I got food poisoning at that šašlõkk place on Jägala Käravete in Harju maakond when we were looking to restore the army base there.

It's a chore to explain. I feel more confident in my knowledge of English grammar than I do in my own native language.
Probably an assassination attempt. People don't really compute foreigners here.

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Estonians have dark hair on that picture, therefore, not white

for conjugation, words follow certain "types", those two are types #16 and #22 respectively ^^

That is a sweet shirt.

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Its absolutely terrible here. Theres only cold, poverty, swamps, alcohol and suicide here. Stay away, you have been warned.

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>184147778
This is some Kane's Wrath type of shit lmfao. Love it

Ah, my bad. Senti is partitive, just as eurot, since sent is the nominative case. Noun declination is secret Mongolian power.

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It is potato.

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Forgot to tag the post.

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I will have a good laugh over those jokes tomorrow

Lithuania today is like that 50 year old dead beat who peaked in high school but is now a broke meth head

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honestly, it's pretty good

>>"free" healthcare and education!
why do people say that?
there is literally nothing free in this world

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That looks like a south latvian holding our flag

Ei.

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You mean South Estonian..

It's a secret ancient art. That way enemies can't accurately decode our transmissions.
An Estonian, a Russian and an American are on a train, when suddenly, the American takes a gun and throws it out of the train window, the Russian and Estonian ask the American why he did that and he says: "We have too many guns in America". A few hours later, A Russian throws a bottle of Vodka out of the train window, and before anyone can ask anything, he says: "We have too much of it in Russia". The Estonian falls into deep thought and after a few hours, he throws the Russian out of the train.
Based

We finally did it bros, even if we're last.

Please no race-mixing propaganda, I'm foaming out of the mouth!

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They're protestants but somehow poor and miserable

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Ei mean s"No." Eesti women for Eesti (and Finnish) men only. I wouldn't dare taint an Eesti grill and both my parents are Finns but since I was born in America, I'm automatically 10% Cherokee.

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It's pretty redpilled here. We only have two problems - no one can afford anything and there are a lot of Russians trying to take over the government

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Invading Latvia would be pretty bad. There would actually be more Russians than Estonians in Estonia-Latvia. Clay is attractive and so are the real Latvians, but just no. We do need more co-operation in the future to survive.

>full of blonde women
not if it's up to you

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>10% Cherokee privilege

What kind of privilege could I have just to enough to larp...

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>Estonia-Latvia.
I have a better name: Viro.

>be Latvian or Lithuanian
>commit suicide

The Riga Central station in the morning on a weekday is the peak of collective depression. Probably a good half would be okay with ending it right there and then.

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kek.

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>Mongolia #3
That must be some peak level autism.

JUST

Estonia close to Finland. There's no irony here.

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Nope, viro is what finnish say. Eesti is the actual name

My wife is from Lithuania. It's a pretty cozy place tbqh

>1970 Finns 18k
What did Finns do in Estonia during Cold War. Why didn't they just take the ferry to the North?

i kinda want to kill myself

We do have Virumaa. Sometimes Eesti and Viru are used pretty interchangeably.

That's why I called it Viro.

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The Soviets hired Finns to build a lot of shit in Estonia. Hotell Viru was started by a Finnish company that went bankrupt and the Finnish government finished building it out of national pride, up to and including the hidden KGB floor where they listened to every guest room through (obvious) hidden microphones.

Crude rate looks a lot worse.

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Everyone wants to live. Only those who claim that they want to die, don't want to live the way they are currently living. I suggest you do something to improve your current life standards. Other people can do it, so why can't you?

Multiculturalism is being forced on Tallinn, it's filling up with non-Europeans and no one knows why they are here. Estonians seem indifferent to it, they're desperate to please their EU masters. Sweden 2 incoming.

Aren't the ones killing themselves degenerate drunks (decent chunk - russians) ? Good riddance, I say.

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