Welcome to the life of Chad

Doesn't he look happy? I bet he's got a wonderful life with a loving wife and beautiful white children.

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your pic looks comfier, honestly.

far right one looks a bit retarded but would do anyway

Having young whores could get boring though the young married white family meme pushed around here is unrealistic. White senpaitachi are just as degenerate as everyone else when it comes to sex and it's a dice roll if you're gonna end up a cuck.

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That is not a Chad. That is rich.

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gabes married you slanderous pig

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you're comparing those 35 year old weathered hags gaben is with to the 18 year old trim that Leo pulls?

Have you ever sat down with a group of people forced together due to something like a work event or something where you would not otherwise associate with said people... then realized... to your surprise and semi horror... that your boring, regular ass is the Chad of the group?

No

>He has a high social status and money
>thinking this makes him of any value
He gets the rope with the jews

>socializing
disgusting

This is pretty amazing actually. He really pulled this off.

Nope, that has never happened.

Lol

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that woman is the real hero

Literally wherever and whenever I am.

He is hollywood rich so he is high on the slut list. He is still a sloppy skinny fat dyel degenerate.

Someone with some skills swap out the in hand wine glass for a Monster Ultra please.

Yes, but I have also ahd to travel with a guy who was a literal Chad who women who saw him from a distance in the lobby would track him down in the building to ask him out, all the time. His throwaways were hot. That really sucked. At least he was competent on the job so no complaints or resentment.

Dam, I want that's so much. Buy a large piece of land in the country, build my own House, have 20 kids and work remotely from home as a programmer.

kneeling kid is /ourkid/

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When I was an Army medic, I remember one Infantryman stuck with me on Brigade staff was jokingly asked by a female in our S-2 (Intel) section how many women he had sex with. He replied with, "How many times have you been to McDonalds?" The whole office died.

yeah but gaben literally does NOTHING for work all day while leo has to bust his ass off acting

>have 20 kids and work remotely from home as a programmer.
Yeah, that is a primo get shit done combination.

what a coincidence man, I'm about to go into the army as 68w as well, any advice? should I kill myself now?

The point of having 20 kids is start a business and use your sons as labor

God damn. Its a vagina, not a clown car..

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It's amazing how in any large American family, regardless of how white the parents look, some of the kids always come out looking mixed. The latent mutt DNA always shows its ugly face somewhere.

nigel plz

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Checked

He's gay and has been bearding forever with young models. Get out of your basement.

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he actually doesn't look happy

Your an idiot with your lame insults. We get it you think your better than us. Guess what nobody care about you. Kys. Loser.

I served with Army intel and imagery interpreters in an Air Force unit. While we were working and training they were running up hills and washing air defense vehicles. It was amazing how little skill training they actually did. Their Sgts were better though in every other category.

>implying you would look happier with a wife

The state of monocucks

Plenty of white kids look ugly when they're kids. What if I called you Brits mutts based on the creatures on Jeremy Kyle?

Sex is probably boring for him now that he's done it so much and with top tier women, he's peaked so now it's all downhill

>a photoshoot vs a candid photo

The state of monocucks

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then all of you got shell shock and are va spongers

I hope he suicides one day - it would make the world a better place

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Sauce me

Fuck off incel, Leo is based and I have his forehead.

This gay?

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You wonder why those fuckers need a house with 12 bathrooms until you see that pic.

>DiCaprio
>heterosexual
lol

>caring about your looks
what are ya some kind of fag?

Yes

If you don't care about them you will never be respected or have influence.

Man.. It's been well over a decade since I went through the training. If it is anything like what I went through... Medic training sucks. I went through Ft. Benning for basic which was still all male and thus devoid of a lot of the Army's Stupidity. Showing up at Ft. Sam was like a punch in the nuts. The Drill Sergeants were all incompetent shits who did what ever the fuck they wanted to, regs and policy be damned.

Now, I'm not some jaded dude who served an enlistment and got out.. I served 10 years and got out as a SSG.. The Drills I had at Ft. Sam were the absolute worst NCO I ever experienced in that time. Medic NCOs who have never served in a Line Unit tend to have inferiority complexes.. It's almost as though they feel like they aren't really contributing to the fight.. which is a fucking stupid notion.

In My experience, non-line (Non-Infantry unit) medic NCOs tend to overcompensate on following the regs with an iron fist and the bad stereotype of what an NCO is (all screaming, dictatorial, and overly disciplinary), instead of the real job of an NCO (Mentoring, Developing, Leading, and Enforcing).

If you manage be as lucky as me and land an assignment as a line medic, an Infantry Platoon Doc, get up every morning and praise God. You have, at your young age, been given one of the most noble and difficult roles a man can fill. The lives of 32 Infantrymen are entirely in your hands. Doc is a title that is never given, but only earned. Never tell one of your Infantrymen to call you Doc.. when they do start calling you Doc, know that means that you are Accepted. They know you aren't a liability to them and they don't have to babysit you. (More)

I have those same Nikes. Kek

Best looking dude in the pic, good jaw width.

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Jer face is fucking RUGGED

>latent mutt DNA
Pic related. Not only are the vast majority of white Americans unmixed virtually all minorities have more than twenty percent European DNA and growing.

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>the distance between the women, telling
>his mind dulled by the alcohol swimming in his system
>oblivious to the discomfort and weight of the jewellery that digs into his flesh
>staring into the distance, his sunnies are the only thing between you and the void that you'd see if you peered into his soulless eyes
>the mindless harlots that he suffers, nothing more than glorified idols to tickle his fancy
>his heart broken that this is all that the world has to offer, a mindless game in pursuit of hedonism

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you know what, i bet he cant even have a real conversation with any of those thots. they are all hollow.

spoken like a reviewnerd subscriber

jej

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Bongs eternally btfo

is that even leo and source

Happens way too often.

I don't see the appeal in fucking whores. What is that proving anyway? That shit people fuck anybody for money. That's pride? LOL Fapping is much faster. There are many guys who have looks like Leonardo. The obvious question is why are they all there, what's special about him? Does he thinks drinking a glass is special? He ain't got anything special about him. Hoes are hoeing. The real joy is in accomplishing something and then getting rewarded. The most ugly people buy prostitutes the most.

he sucked a lot of kike dick in his childhood to be there

leo is ugly as fuck now, he paid at least half those women, the other half he convinced he'd get them a movie deal or some shit

i love fins

This is unironically why most rich and famous people resort to homosexuality (or worse).

They're not fucking him for money. They're doing it because they yearn to be with an apex alpha.

So basically he convinced them all with money, they be escorting. That's like porn actors not being prostitution, but that's exactly what it is.

>senpaitachi
>tachi
You took one Japanese class. Put an S on it like a normal person.

As a true Combat Medic (Line Infantry Assignment), you have to be every bit as competent at being an Infantryman as you are at being a Medic. Your fight as a Doc doesn't really start until their fight is done. You must have the physical and mental endurance for both. You have to carry everything they carry (Full fighting load with weapon and ammo ect), plus a 60lb aid bag.

You have to train all of your men in advanced first aid and know who is strong and weak at it so that in a mass casualty situation, you can direct them. You have to, through all of this, project an aura of confidence and competence, even if you feel like you're in over your head or starting to crack up. If you are not hard as Iron and your platoon sees it.... you're going to cause a lot of fear in a lot of guys.

In my opinion, being a Combat Medic is the only profession in war that is on par with the honor and glory of being an Infantryman. Every day you wake up knowing your life truly has meaning, regardless of the bullshit political realities of the conflict you are fighting.. Those men truly NEED you. You truly know that no matter how hard it is to take that next step.. and then the one after that.. and then the one after that... that you HAVE to. There is no one else who can step in for you.. you cannot take a sick day.. people will (if you are good) refuse to do their jobs unless you are there..

My 3 tour Vietnam veteran father who said killing communists made him pop chub always said, "It's amazing what you can do when you don't have a choice." Regardless of how much the way Iraq turned out rips my heart out, I still know that what /I/ did.. mattered."

End vomit of text... feel free to flame me.. I'm drunk.

I been alpha many times, i drink a lot from glass, but women aren't looking at me drinking, that's because i didn't pay them to look.

>leo is ugly as fuck now
Sure, Leo was one of the best looking men to walk the earth in his prime, he's gone down hill a lot but he's still very attractive. If he lost weight and got cut he could be 8.5 out of ten.

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>you will never hang out on the beach looking bored with your harem of women
well shit

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>Leo was one of the best looking men to walk the earth in his prime
That's the first time i hear that, i remember women calling him that he looks like a baby on multiple occasions, now all of sudden he's alpha.
Stop nonsense bullshitting, he paid them money or they want money. Basically money.

That's what girls look like when they don't have make-up on you asshole

>all those other naked guys
not worth it

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most people look like shit naked

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the decappenning

sauce?

Whiter than you, Muhammad

anymore celeb orgies?

Look up any video of him in his prime and you will see THOUSANDS of prime jailbaits GUSHING over him. If some used up soccer-mom thinks he looks too young it LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER LMAO.
Stop coping you second worlder.

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I want to believe

Walk on down to the Bohemian Grove...

yeah, here....

what is happening here? gayness?

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>i am a guy, i walk, nothing happens, nobody around me
>i get money
>i am a guy, i walk, it's happening, people around me
>ITZ BEGAUSE I AM BEAUTIFUL

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yes

listening to normies trying to make small-talk with each other is just sad

jim: did you see [actor #1] do [something] to [actor #2] in [show]?!
susan: oh! ...no, i don't watch it very often
jim: heh.
both: *awkward sips*
me: ...

i mean get a fucking hobby or something

Someone should red pill him.

All these whores will be discarded and worthless to any man of real value

true chad spends every waking hour training for the next great space battle

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notice they are all looking at him , yet he is looking off in the distance?

43 years old and still pounding 20 year olds, good for him
bet he got his shit snipped too and rawdogs these sluts (they would totally let him thinking they are going to have his child)

Goku doesn't even wants to fuck Chichi. Isn't Chad suppose to put benis in bagina?

absolutely degenerate

Looking mixed with what? Everyone there looks white