Fight the obesity crisis ... with 200 proof alcohol

I just had an idea.

Pure alcohol should be legal for human consumption. People are consuming needless calories when making screwdrivers. I mean, you just want the alcohol, right? The calorie dense rice juice flavor isn't really a plus when you're making a mixed drink, right?

Currently the US government poisons pure alcohol because it's needed for industry but it's extremely cheap to produce. So if it wasn't methylated, you'd just pour it in your mixed drinks and (((((they))))) wouldn't get their (((((alcohol tax.)))))

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Yo just make your own you fucking idiot

I don't drink, but people don't just want alcohol do they? What's the point of buying thousand dollar wines when you can get a beer for a buck?

>I don't READ, but people don't just want alcohol do they? What's the point of buying thousand dollar wines when you can get a beer for a buck?
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Alcohol = sugar + starch

.: alcohol contains calories - lots of calories

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sauce man, SAUCE

Fuck off retard its sold as everclear 200 proof is near impossible just like 100 percent coke or thc is.

Youre fucking underaged bro cuz 195 is in store and you CANT FUCKING DRINK IT STRAIGHT ITS NOT POSSIBLE I KNOW.

Yo, you can't make pure alcohol at home now can you, Dexter?

I know there are a lot of fuckwits on this board but yikes.

provide one US retail link or kys.

Isn't everclear basically 200 proof?

hey fuck face, sauce

ill refresh later and i better have an answer

no dipshit, ethanol = ethanol. It's called chemically pure compound. You won't know that if your parents could have afforded private school.

her name is Marry Lynn. blacked.com/marry-lynn

Her name is Nessa Devil. She does porn but her fake tits are disgusting when you see them on video.

awww sweetie, you don't know what the term mixed drink means do you? That's cute.

shame, i was hoping she was just a pin up model

>can't drink it straight
I don't even understand this. I've taken shots of everclear plenty of times. Stop being a pussy.

nessa devil afaik

why in the world do you need another 5% concentration

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Mix your alcohol with club soda or “sparkling waters” like La Croix if you can’t drink it straight. There’s no reason to be drinking sugary mixes like soda. You’re just doubling down on the calories that way.

not available in california

yep, but there are old vids with natural tits which are top tier

he doesn't know about Diet Dr. Pepper

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wow just when i thought california couldnt get anymore authoritarian. 95% alcohol should be sold everywhere because its great for mixed drinks however i think they stopped at 95% because the process to reach 100% would have made the product too expensive

Some drunk pointed out its chemically impossible to to have 100% pure ethanol and sadly, its basically impossible to drink it as well.

Thats all that needs to be said.

Pure alcohol has 7 kcal per gram. Fat has ~9kcal per gram.

You fucking retard.

Non-sequitor.

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And is also a ton of calories. OP is a faggot.

Are you saying that alcohol does not contain calories?

you fuckin idiot, alcohol has a shit ton of calories

No. I clearly was not. Hence, you are mentally ill for asking that question.

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>>>>/gonna give it to you/

you can buy 99.99% (the only reason it isn't 100% is due to moisture absorption when you open the cap) for chemical use. No methanol due to need for chemical purity/reaction differences.

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you do know that ethanol is the same type of alcohol that is found in alcoholic beverages right brainlet?

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You can make moonshine in several states if it doesn't exceed personal use quantity.
I don't know about Yankee States but if your North of Dixie you need to move anyway

I've had moonshine from all over the South. Tennessee is still the best but it's gotta be Homebrew not that shit they sell at the gas stations

>tfw stealing ethyl alcohol from your college lab to make the best jungle juice Sig Ep has ever had

ole smoky is not bad at all
I sip it

>that shit they sell at the gas stations
If I didn't already have some relatives that made it, all I'd have to do is ask around some gun stores and maybe a baptist church.
If I were REALLY desperate, I'd go and find the snake handlers.

Is this supposed to be like a tide pods thing?

>hey kids, pure alcohol is better, drink that

Well atropine and aspirin and potatoes and onions all come from the nightshade plant.. so may as well have some refined nightshade too?

sauce?

>Muh 56% ejukashan
Your body converts alcohol to glucose, then sugar to fat.

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You really can. Using 11th grade chemistry knowledge and a little metalworking can allow you to create a distillery. Run it a few times and get up to 99%+ purity
Or, if you didn't buy vodka/ferment moonshine, you can react ethane and water then distil that
Unless you're talking about how it's against the law, then you're retarded. Do it in your shed and you'll be right. Just make sure there's no leaks or you may not have a house when you get home from work

Nope.

>US government poisons pure alcohol
>poisons a poison
>makes it less poisonous
2 wrongs make a right I guess.

A rum + (diet) coke is only like 45c

1% = 2 proof...

Alcohol = 7 kcal
Fat = 9 kcal
Protein = 4 kcal
Sugar = 4 kcal

You had a strong point going but you overplayed it with the less poisonous remark. That part is factually incorrect. The perils of growing up being bit by poisonous frogs everyday on the way to the copper mines, I suppose.

If you work for a billable you can purchase 200 proof ethanol that isn't taxed or denatured.

About $13 a gallon