I sobered up

Probably got sick of rabid leftists vandalizing his car because he had a different opinion than them.

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me too

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get hillarys dick out of your ass and walk away.

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I'll take things that only happen in cartoons for 200 Alex

Left can't meme

I have never met a single person who regrets voting for Trump.

>Left can't meme

Or create a funny comic.

get out of your basement bro

someone make an edit and change the sticker into a Israel one and make him say a Jow Forums phrase or someshit for the lulz

Good meme op. We all know you dont have a car. Nigger. HAHA.

Trump is resoundingly popular among Republicans. Of Trump supporters known to me personally, I am not aware of a single one who has recanted.

apparently not enough to realize that you're shaving the paint job off of a plastic bumper... *sigh*

sucks to be black

youtube.com/watch?v=b50tXRxlbGk

when I was a kid I got a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth for like three weeks. at first I picked at it and picked at it but nothing. it was driving me insane constantly cutting into my gums. no amount of brushing would dislodge it. so one day I'd had enough and asked my dad for advice. he chuckled a bit and told me to eat an apple. it ended up popping out after a couple bites. so there's a life pro tip if you ever get a piece of popcorn stuck in your teeth and it won't come out easily. thank me later.

Go outside cuck

There you go again, co-opting our language.

Cuck is OUR word for YOU.

Stop appropriating Jow Forumsak culture.

blue wave incoming

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I didn't vote for Trump in 2016. I bought into too much of the bullshit.
You can bet your ass I'm voting for him in 2020. I don't even care that he's a statist at this point. The liberal tears are just too tasty.

>1 post by this ID

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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>everyday
kek

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thats nice im hitting the bong

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How the fuck can you be such a faggot in a red state newspaper and get away with it?

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Of all the things that never happened, this never happen the most.

Not gonna lie this is epic

Go fuck yourself loser

Cringe.

>1 post by this id

Sage goes in the option field.

You sobered up and have gone completely crazy and messed in the head, is that what you are saying?

(((newspaper)))

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>Not using a heat gun to loosen up the glue and peel the sticker off by hand
>Damaging your own property with a razor blade

Sure is dumb.

you're a faggot

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I've met several who regret not voting for Trump, though.

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When you finally sobered up how many nigger dicks did you still have in your mouth and asshole?

Basedbong

thanks this always happens to me

I like how they think insulting people will make those people like them.

Sage

Water pick man.

My dude, are they awesome though?
I'll never floss but I would totally use one of those. I wonder if there as effective as flossing. I've seen articles that lean both ways about it but you never know if the good ones are to promote sales or if the bad ones are to promote sales of floss.
I mean, does the water shoot pretty hard? I feel like it'd almost have to hurt to get stuff out from between your teeth and along the gum line.

Man user why? The night is still young and it's Friday?

You must suck ass at parties

I have a knockoff that has normal or deep clean settings.. Personally I love the deep clean setting, but if you have unhealthy(bleeding) gums, you'll want to start out on the gentle setting. It will improve your gum health, though. Helped me a lot.

Ps, I know it works better than floss. I can floss after popcorn and then use the water pick and still more kernel bits will show up most of the time. I eat popcorn on the regular with no fear.

Most are adjustable. Mine has a hard setting that pulses and it’s crazy strong.

seconding

You are life-saver man.
This thing was driving me crazy

donnie is a good boy who dindu nuffin and loves his wifu melanie

Gay

powerful

>tfw I was actually drunk when I voted for trump and when he won
no regrets lads

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Brave

Look up info,
Not trolling

I do not even know anymore. How can humanity claim it has advanced at all?

So you married a single mom, and decided to raise some other dude's kids?

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But you'll still vote Republican anyways so who gives a fuck.

This. Never first hand.
Its always some shitlib telling me of their mysterious trump friends who say they regret it. At WORST its a cucky trump voter who refuses to defend the man in public but is still voting for him in the secrecy of the ballot box

lots of us have snapped out of it. This president is pathetic and has the impulse control of the common nigger.

I sobered up.

Thirding. It's because they don't exist. People got exactly what they voted for. Promises made. Promises kept. Once he finally goes HAM on the wall he will go down in history as the most successful and best President in American history.

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That's funny. Because of maga I stopped smoking weed and have been going to the gym regularly. I used to be a doughboy, now I'm muscular. Still thicc, but hardbody thicc.

Pussy.

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I actually did vote for Trump, I legitimately thought he was gonna change things. I'm not impressed so far. Immigration is as bad as before, not much has changed really.

I don't regret it per say, but I'm not impressed so far. I think he has a lot of work to do if he plans to get reelected.

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Give him time 2 more years.

Trump could fuck up a wet dream.

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cool. ur gay . sage

In other words, go back to being an emasculated husband with your wife making an all-vegan avocado smoothie in the kitchen.

I think we all have, user. I think we all have.

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Either bait or a retard.

Well it's not bait.

...I say as I make my nineteenth "did you just assume my gender" reference in one hour

>poltards are old enough to vote
yeah sure mhm

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have: the boomer

Sober people vote Republican and weed smokers vote democratic ;)

>I legitimately thought he was going to change things.
Imagine being this retarded