PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO CHOICE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Securing American's Retirement 8/31/18
youtu.be/QKcgFcOC39I
>Pres Trump returns to DC 8/31/18
youtu.be/GGQn7DL9m6A
>Pres Trump @NC GOP Fundraiser 8/31/18
youtu.be/2Brckl0r_RM
>Pres Trump signs EO on Retirement Savings 8/31/18
c-span.org/video/?450940-1/
>Pres Trump on RFD-TV 8/28/18
youtu.be/KRChhdPkSY8
>Pres Trump arrives in Charlotte NC 8/31/18
youtu.be/lHqqgQsVPUs
>Pres Trump departs DC for NC 8/31/18
youtu.be/Psx-zUYKGYQ
youtu.be/kjQVUroZgwk
>This Week @State 8/31/18
youtu.be/A6m1ToytzF8
>Pres Trump arrives @WH 8/30/18
youtu.be/22jmAwxcQyE
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 8/30/18
youtu.be/TIfkb67yDIU
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Evansville IN 8/30/18
youtu.be/ZSHGf_3xL_8
>TrumpTweet: Throwback Thursday! 8/30/18
youtu.be/yXJuPmrcF9I
>CBPVid: Fentanyl The Real Deal 8/30/18
youtu.be/6Yc9lSaSKls
>Pres Trump arrives in IN 8/30/18
youtu.be/M_VHb3Gz2ZU
>Pres Trump departs DC 8/30/18
youtu.be/4sj3aAX8tr4
>Pres Trump leaves WH 8/30/18
youtu.be/1055U3sDjOs
>VP Pence @American Legion Convention 8/30/18
youtu.be/T4R6knl480Y
>VP Pence/2nd Lady arrive in Minneapolis MN 8/30/18
youtu.be/DJjjBTpQ4a8
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania welcomes 2018 Presidential Sites Summit 8/30/18
youtu.be/goL530nOsTY
>TrumpTweet: Fuck Google 8/29/18
youtu.be/m3X2P3Yjm40

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MAGA

When life gets hard, remember: it could be worse. You could be fedorabaker.
>tfw you realize he was spamming the thread from his phone AND computer

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Is Trump General always this boring? I mean I really don't see the point to it anymore now that the election is over. It's just spamming the catalog at this point. You know, there is such a thing as being a gracious winner. Just my two cents.

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>memeflaggot starts spamming after I call out McCabe
interedasting

Reminder it's Mexico's fault for being unhealthy and sending drugs here.

Anyone else remember that thread where there was the shill who just HAD to argue and also didnt realize we have bump limits and one user kept him talking till like post 400v
Good times.

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lol he doesnt know how to get to the new thread

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>bitch about quality of thread and off-topic posting
>spam 100/300 posts with random images
what the fuck is his major malfunction

frogposters go to bed

Awooooo!

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>When life gets hard, remember: it could be worse
That's unironically how I live my life. That and a quote from dune.
>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

make me

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As his legacy fades away so does he.

*spits in ur mouth*

I don't make anyone do anything.

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He can't, fren.

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did anything cool happen 2dy?

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>what the fuck is his major malfunction
Q predicted he was an asshole...Q was right

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Typical behavior of a right wing retard

I do, and I thanked him for his service as he demanded.
no u
He's surrounded by people who generally share his politics, and they still can't stand what an insufferable douche he is.

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Remember the time some astroturfing group raided the archive and didn't realize that it was an archive?

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AWOOOOOOOO

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remember

>and one user kept him talking till like post 400v
I do that a lot with shills, keep them engaged in a thread long past spoil date.

>quote from dune
Get on my spice level.

>did anything cool happen 2dy?
leafs got raked outta NAFTA, still trying to virtue signal

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Y awoo kills your friendly neighborhood spiderman?

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YASSSSS QUEEN HUG

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The Marty McFly of politics, only he never gets back in time

Trump General has become boring because Trump has become boring. It's been one game of defense after another for two fucking years now, zero indictments against the other side, Sessions is useless, and Trump won't get tough with Sessions.

Can someone please inform that dumb cocksucker shill that my spidey folder is much bigger than his and mine actually works??

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I miss J's queries.

>agree with everyone
>everyone still hates you
kek

>That and a quote from dune.
>cringe.jpg
How's the battle against Voldemort coming along?

YOU *clap* ARE *clap* NOT *clap* HUMAN *clap*

Alright bye bye then, I'm sure you will now leave and never come back thus ending the problem from your perspective

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GIBS

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Spice is like smoking a bowl full of marijuana seeds, fuck that noise

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boomer hoodrats love Q and J

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I don't care where I find good advice, so long as I find it.

>tfw a meme flaggot tries to talk to me

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>week long streak broken
>at least I'm not a fedorashit
Thanks fren

>not quoting Piter's mentat mantra
Very disappointed

A Dem tried to start a boycott on In n Out burger and tanked his career

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Sessions is out after the midterms, a mutual arrangement

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Probably not.
I have a hole in my shoulder and most of my organs have been removed or grafted at this point.

Real enough, big guy.

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that's madam president to you drumpf fags

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Soon everything west of Ontario will be ours. Alaska will finally know respite from being surrounded by Canada.

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dum hugposter

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kek that's actually pretty well done, especially the balloon

Is fedorabaker the worst thing that /ptg/ has ever suffered from?

He's getting close

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I was browsing the archive, and some user last night asked where I was. I'm around, bro. Just not always super visibly.

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>not quoting Piter's mentat mantra
Close second. Fear is the mind killer just resonates with me.

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Imagine destroying yourself over mediocre burgers (still better than Sonic)

I'm watching a recast of Maddow. This bitch is fucking nuts! I think she's doing it for ratings though. She seems to know there's nothing there. It amusing to watch!

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HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN
Trump released all of the UFO files!!

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wut

my.mixtape.moe/ytsvqn.mp3

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Jelly?

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google released them forever ago desupai
patents.google.com/patent/US20030209635

Over 500 spidey pics

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Left-wingers don't belong on Jow Forums, by definition.

No, Shareblue/JDIF/CIA are all in a 3-way tie for first.
But damn is he on pace to be a close second.

Left-wingers don't belong on earth, by definition.

I've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, had a major alcohol + pill problem, have had a nightstick shoved up my ass, etc.

it's like night and day in here after real awoo hours start

The Real Trump show starts at 9pm it seems

why does Tucker get primetime and Trump gets latenight?

Trump should get late night and primetime- Tucker should get mornings

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Are you Rasputin?

she had a Q balloon on the original, I just kept adding stuff

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cia make fine threads

>they've been doing it forever

>have had a nightstick shoved up my ass

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>have had a nightstick shoved up my ass, etc.
Jerry is that you?
Sorry man it was a prank, bro.

lol'd

l-lewd..

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Boomer here.

I remember being 14 and listening to Nixon in 1968 when he promised Republicans that there'd be a Conservative retrenchment on the Supreme Court.

The progress has been slow, and there have been setbacks... but here we are. Here we finally are. We are finally going to have a Conservative Supreme Court for the first time in 80 years.

The younger guys won't fully understand the gravity of this moment - but ever since FDR got a stranglehold on the court, it has been used to advance leftist agenda (or permit unconstitutional actions by leftist Presidents and Congresses) and destroy this country. With Kavanaugh - that all ends. The courts will finally be a force for good in the first time in my life. Expansive view of the Commerce Clause? Gone. Affirmative Action? Gone. Unconstitutional restrictions on firearm ownership? Gone. Usurpation of States' Rights in the realm of social policy? Gone.

These next few years are going to be wonderful - and Donald Trump is the man who made it all happen. You are all lucky to be alive right now.

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awoo~

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WAT

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it's eva all over again

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>A Dem tried to start a boycott on In n Out burge
there's some shit you just do not fucking do in this world

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>it's fake

i thought for sure that one was real

i love you guys

I almost forgot about spiderman memes
Simpler times..

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Well, now that we are all in agreement that Trump's Cabinet picks have been a disaster, who would you rather pick instead or do you now wish you voted for Hillary?

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Whats hugposter’s threat matrix look like?

???

>jew
Backsies
backsies on that hug

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drumpf posting

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I'm honestly surprised no one had called for that boycott sooner due to the Bible verses on containers, but losing your shit over a generic 25k contribution to the GOP? You'd think the jews would learn you don't fuck with burgers in this country

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Hh yeah? well i've stubbed my toe once on my bed frame.

gen x here. excellent points about scotus

Dicks.

What do you mean by mutual arrangement? Are you referring to some deal Trump may have made with Republican senators? He'd better be fucking gone. If he's not gone, I'm going to tune out Trump very quickly, because I'm not going to tolerate another two years of defense, defense, defense.

Nah, name isn't Jerry.
It was done by an off duty sheriff when I was ~11.
Choked me while doing it, told me to scream as loud as I wanted because nobody would help me, and I tore my vocal cords.
But I'm still alive, and he's not, so whatever.

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