I've noticed there's a lot of Brazilians on Jow Forums. I kinda want to visit...

Also what about being kidnapped? Is that a realistic threat?

São Paulo is more like a brazilian New York

Three places in Brazil worth knowing are:
1) Rio Grande do Sul
2) Paraná
3) Santa Catarina

Of those three what I would recommend is Santa Catarina.

São Paulo is like the strawberry on the bottom of the mountain, it has only plagues.
It's very dangerous, has a lot of pardos and ugly people.
In shitskin regions is a probability.

depend on where in the country you go and how rich you display yourself as

São Paulo is a bit better than Rio de Janeiro.

I live in Rio de Janeiro and I can tell you that being robbed, kidnapped and killed here is a real risk. I do not recommend you to come here.
If you still want to come I recommend that you just walk around the city with a guide because you may end up entering a place dominated by traffic and end up being killed.

The situation of Rio is more serious for several reasons, mainly geographic. There is no distinction between favela and noble areas where the rich and middle class live. Everything is mixed up, even though the favelas are usually in the hills.

If Rio de Janeiro did not have the favelados, it would be paradise.

best women in south america are colombians but cuba have the best women

Hey brazilbros, what is the character in OPs pic? I've seen it all over the place and I used to know her name, or at least something to google search besides "Brazillian savage girl red paint". I absolutely need to find more porn of her.

Thanks in advance.

I want to know too, this is the only pic I have. Plz make this a Brazil red paint girl thread.

Thanks for the tip, have you ever been to the US? If so, what were your thoughts?

best women are colombians
cuba has best women

>Cuba has colombian women

If wan't a tropical beach and more of a night life go to Florianópolis, is very safe for a big city for Brazilian standards

If you wan't more of historical part you can go to Ouro preto e Diamantina, and if you wan't a less main stream historical part you can go to São Miguel das missões.

If you like whine you will like the Serra Gaucha region.

If you want to see more of nature and adventure you could go to Manaus and go to some tours on the Amazon jungle

>how are the women? Are there white Brazilian women?
what are your intentions? We don't need any more degenerates

Here's a map of Huelandia. Show the good parts, bad parts and the parts to require a good firebombing.

Bonus if you also put your thoughts on the surrounding countries here as well.

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Yes. I've been to the United States (1998 for 20 days and in 2016 for 6 months) and Canada (2015 for 6 months)

My thoughts on what exactly?

Shut the fuck up worthless nigger, stop advertising. EVERY single place that gets popular is destroyed within a couple years, stick to your jungles up north.

Kuruminha

>females are whores in X
This isn't a revelation, Mateus. "Easy" women are bad women. The only acceptable ones are those that wait until marriage.

You're my hero

>you will never go back in time and tell the Conquistadors to bring Spanish women to fuck

South Africa is so sad, It totally should have been another successful colony like the USA or Australia

Yes. I've been to the United States (1998 for 20 days and in 2016 for 6 months) and Canada (2015 for 6 months)
My thoughts on what exactly?

In the United States I've only been to Florida and Canada in Toronto.

Cuba isn't in South America you stupid mutt

>1998
>2016
That must’ve been wildly different experiences. Did anything surprise you? What states did you visit?

I doubt our m8 from the land down under, wants a bride tier, he just want to fuck.

>Another successful colony
>South Africa
>Africa
In Niggerland you can only expect failure user

nice reading comprehension

fuck off we are full

Come on brazil, you could use the enrichment

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Only Florida. I have found that the United States has deteriorated greatly in these 20 years.

Most important question: how easy it is for a Gringo to get some hot Brazilian ass there? Or a wife?

Not spic nigger hybrid vermin favella negroid Brazilians -- but the actual sexy ones.

Paraíba and Pará are by far the best states, you'll love it there.

It's true Brazil Bro.

All the white people moved into suburban enclaves -- and the ultra rich have homes in other countries or own secluded properties in rural states.

The cities in America have all gone to shit.

Do you still have both kidneys? if so there are good places

Florida is not yet at the level of Brazil, but if you had more than 8 years of Democrats I think it would get more and more like it.

>How easy

Depend on your looks, if you are not a retarded fat sperg... It's zero difficulty, they will hop on your dick on arrival.

Not true, are shit tier, look on google

Yeah, to tell you honestly -- the Cubans, Latinos, Argentinians, and Brazilians in Miami are not bad at all. They're good people.

But the Haitians are dirty grimy people and liberals & democrats ruin everything they touch.

All the Latinas I've met in Miami were amazing. The Haitians, aside from a few here and there, are even worse than American niggers.

>BTW
.t spent some time in Miami and met lots of beautiful latina girls that made my heart melt.

Can I hire you as a guide?

I only knew a few Brazilians in the US -- and I always got a bad vibe from them. Why is that?

Do they hate whites?

This was in social situations... but it may have been because they were girls who had boyfriends, etc. But they always came off as a bit odd.

Brazil will be getting nuked in the next 20 years, heads up!

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There are no women in Brazil except the ones that have pebises

I/m taking your women wh*teoid

You're taking a bullet, nigtoid.

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I hear in southern Brazil, you will find lighter skinned Brazilians. Pic related was from a couple years back where there was some harvest festival and some black model was getting outside support to 'fight white supremacy" or something because every year some white girl would win.

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fucking mulatto nugger mutant

Hybrids trying to rationalize their cursed existence is so fucking funny to me

Like I'm going to waste my time reading your inane shit. I've worked with non-whites my entire life and I only trust whites to do work competently and on schedule, non-whites always fuck it up (with the exception of Nips, who desperately want to be white).

exactly - hybrids are fucking insane krakers wanna bee nigga

blacks are okay

No one is speaking you you, biofactory. So, that said, shut the fuck up.

Niggers aren't shit.

No one is speaking to you*

And what the literal fucking kind of meth are you on?

Lol stay mad hybrid you're angry your mamma wanted that BBC or your daddy wanted that BBA - either way you have black blood in you but you ain't black. Stay maaaaaad

Why do niggers always punk out of shit lol?

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HAHA THIS IS A BATTLE BETWEEN BLACK AND WHITE - NOBODY GIVES YOUR MUTANTS A SECOND THOT

>Be hybrid
>High IQ
>most likely to attract coalburners
OR
>Be nigger
>Low IQ
>Die incel or fuck literal zeppelins

YOU'RE MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT. THIS IS SUCH A HARD DECISION!

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wow you sure are chimping out like a nigger.

Lol, niggers get shot irl 400% and I don't.

Lol I Literally fucked mulatto girls in my hood and they LOVE the idea of getting PURE'D by PURE people of any race. They want their kids to not be mutants. SO THEY LIKE MY BBC. HYBRID WOMEN WANT A PURE HUMAN OF THE SIDE THEY IDENTIFY WITH SO THEY LIKE ME BBC

I really want to know what that guy is on. What delusion did he contract?

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you get shot if you come to my hood you ain't fucking hard mutant

>Be smart
>Have smarter kids

Or,

>Be 1/4th more nigger
>Brazil level mutt dysgenics

Again, the rewards are both so high!

I can not do this because I do not have the time available. If I had I would even do it.

But if you google google you will see that there are several reports of tourists, even Brazilians, who walk through Rio de Janeiro and end up entering favelas and taking shots. Even using apps like googlemaps you may fall into the wrong place.

This is the kind of thing that happens sometimes even with those who live in Rio de Janeiro.

Lol, you niggers are already dead. You die in the dozens daily. Lighter is better, nigger.

>hates niggers
>chimps our like one

There is only one proper response to this situation.

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STAY SO MAD! stay so mad!! I know you mad nigger-kraka

pic related is me every weekend!!! I'm taking your women and how you feel???

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You're making hybrids user. You need to learn your fractions son.

Stay niggers, nigger. Brazil, Africa, Detroit and a few niggerdens with Spics and shit-tier hispanola Hybrids we don't need will be vaporized with nukes and the rest harvested for Novutera.

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SALTY KRAKA NIGGA
SALTY KRAKA NIGGA
THEY ALWAYS BE YELLIN'
I ALWAYS BE TELLIN'
TELLIN' THEM THEY DUMB AS SHIT
TELLIN' THEM I RUN THIS SHIT
I FUCK THEY WOMEN
HIT AND RUN
THEY HIT AND MISS
TRY AND GET A BLACKY
THEY MISS AND MISS
THROW A HISSY FIT
I LAUGHIN' THO IT FUNNY THO

Reminder that if /ourguy/ doesnt win all is ruined

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50 DEAD NEGROIDS SITTING IN A TREE
H-A-N-G-I-N-G

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>it’s friday
>you’re here posting
Here’s a ticket for your faggotry

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Unironically based black.

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AM I IN SALT LAKE CITY OR IS IT JUST YOU NIGGAKRACKAS STAYING MAD WHEN I WIN WITH MY DICK ON YA

YOY MAY BE WHITE AND BLACK BUT YOU GOT A YELLOW DICK LOL

Nigger + land = deadzone
>muh dikkery in 3....2......

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Mods are gonna kill this thread for being too much fun unless we talk about politics more.
Redpill me on Bolsonaro, I don't know a damn thing about what's going on in Brazil.

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Florianopolis

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Lol, niggers wind up dead in Utah too, you 11:59PM shadow-walker chimp.

He's like Trump only in a hardcore version because he does not measure words.

I’m white though. I was talking with Brazilanon about brazil and then a nigger (you) showed up and ruined it just like niggers ruin everything.

NUBIAN (BLACK) CIVILIZATION IN SUDAN

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HIS MEME PHRASES ARE:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical Debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it

HYBRID (MIXED) CIVILIZATION IN BRAZIL

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Do you think he's serious about the whole, 'let's kill the drug dealers in the streets' thing?

>that tattoo
Ruined.

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Brazilian version of “fuck off we’re full”?

>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro

The Red Elephants
youtube.com/watch?v=DiWL8ulm5o8

Styxhexenhammer666
youtube.com/watch?v=FX7vHr_yDSg

RedPill Shark
youtube.com/watch?v=BI7dM3Mtv30