/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BUNGLING LUGENPRESSE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Securing American's Retirement 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump @NC GOP Fundraiser 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump signs EO on Retirement Savings 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump on RFD-TV 8/28/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Charlotte NC 8/31/18
youtu.be/lHqqgQsVPUs
>Pres Trump departs DC for NC 8/31/18
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>This Week @State 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @WH 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Evansville IN 8/30/18
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>TrumpTweet: Throwback Thursday! 8/30/18
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>CBPVid: Fentanyl The Real Deal 8/30/18
youtu.be/6Yc9lSaSKls
>Pres Trump arrives in IN 8/30/18
youtu.be/M_VHb3Gz2ZU
>Pres Trump departs DC 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump leaves WH 8/30/18
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>VP Pence @American Legion Convention 8/30/18
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>VP Pence/2nd Lady arrive in Minneapolis MN 8/30/18
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>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania welcomes 2018 Presidential Sites Summit 8/30/18
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>TrumpTweet: Fuck Google 8/29/18
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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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Low-quality bread detected

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>Who else here unironically self-diagnosed crazy?
Me
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First with and without Lula, now Lula can't run anymore, I think the left will put the vote together with whoever votes against him.
Criminals in the Northeast said they will not allow people to do campaign for him there, kek.

The fact that China has not collapsed is astounding

Xth for awoo!

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You were too cheap to pay for the "real materials" upgrade

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I'm pretty fucking sure styrofoam is more expensive than concrete

Would one of you guys want to play a video game with me?
I'm pirated roller coaster tycoon world now and I've never played it before. I can set up a youtube stream and you can chat to me on there and we could build an amusement park together.
I want to play a game with my /ptg/ frens so badly it's ridiculous. Something that we can have fun with and take creative direction from.
We can also play Northgard which I think would be good for what I'm going after.
I wanna plaaaaaay

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Not when you are at the place styrofoam is made.

Then why don't they just replace all the Styrofoam in boxes with concrete?

Well, things are collapsing over time

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But they are

I hope someone can take up the mantle with his speaking abilities. I'm not too sure it'll happen though. Levin is highly intelligent, and very well prepared to cite numerous historical examples, but he lacks delivery and connection like Rush has.

chat via the stream text chat.
No faggy voice stuff or anything like that.

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a w o o

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All cable news will be dead soon anyway, why it exists now on the few pill ad's that run on repeat show that it is being supported & just for political purposes. Once Fox joins the rest of them singing the same tune they will all simply pull the plug & concentrate on the online business to give out news

I have literally never touched a vagina in my entire life.

I mean like completely collapsed

Just use this thread or make another with a legit sounding topic.
Then you can keep open the thread and play while shitposting.
It's how we use to do it.

They're hurtling towards it like a runaway nuclear reactor

Same brother. I've also never kissed a girl. I hugged one once though.

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I'd love to play a game with you. What's your IP address?

You know you idiots were born through a birth canal, right?

true about levin. brilliant mind but he has this schtick where he goes ape shit every 3 minutes. it's the savant/autism. rush is the king, nobody can ever replace him.

Fox is pretty much dead now that Sheps producer became the president

192.168.0.2

kek

I would not be surprised if one of their nukes just randomly explodes in the silo

That's just sad.

>What's a C-Section?

i've never held a female hand

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I was born through a C-section.

shep needs to fuck off over to CNN. him and don lemonhead should have a fag show together

I guess you'll be the legendary super wizard

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Brazilian boomer memes

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Me also. I was the product of invitro fertilization as well.

what would be a good game that /ptg/ could watch and then shout stuff at? Tropico 4?
Would anyone want to build an island economy on Tropico 4? I have 4 and 5 but I think I like 4 better

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To all the virgin anons just hit up your local disability offices and get you all the pussy you want.

>cesarean birth doesn't exist
Are you one of them there cornspiracy theorists?

Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 30
I am 27

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck Jow Forums they give shit advice every time.

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Looks to be moving ready for when Murdoch sells up his other business & his sons take over.

XI JINPING HAS ANNOUNCED A NEW ADDITION TO THE CHINESE ZODIAC


THE YEAR OF THE RAKE

I was born to torment the goyim

Chinky, have you ever played the Tropico series at all?

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why would they have a year for a body of water?

Duterte 2.0?

I wish this pasta would add a line like

"Now shes staying at her ex boyfriend Jamar's house because she 'cant stand seeing my face right now'. "

Can you please add that nexr time

No, is it like sims cities?

put some clothes on, this is a family website.

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I liked the Roller Coaster Tycoon game myself gives a few options to pick from for layout, and is kinda fun to see if you can get people to like your design.
But mostly any type of world conquest games work.
What ever you play remember to post update pics to allow others to chose from.

That was good to read. I can relate, but in a different setting. I am one of those thousands of parents in India, who come here often to spend time with their children like you, with software jobs and earning well, and who do baby sitting most of the time.

The sheer boredom, the experience of staying confined in a five star jail, the total dependence on our sons/daughters for being able to move around,(which is possible only on weekends) the silence and loneliness in the neighbourhood, the total indifference of the neighbours to us, the artificial “Hi” uttered by any one we pass on the street with whom we make eye contact, when going out for a walk, the freezing cold, the impatience of the lady at the counter in the cafetaria when we don’t understand what they mean when they ask “for here or to go?”, the amusement we experience when we see the dogs of the Americans getting a pampering which we reserve for babies in India, the excessive concern for privacy and unwillingness to share any personal or family information, the pathetic medical facilities and how we dread falling sick here, etc are all common experiences.

I love coming here on short visits for being with the family, but love even more going back and counting the blessings we enjoy in India.

Some day, I would like to pen more details of experiences typical middle class Indian parents go through when they come to USA.

Yes, he was a Captain in the Military and his VP is a retired General.

ey boss

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I don't know. I've only played the very first sim cities.
All I know is that in Tropico you get to pick all kinds of policy things and you can either be a brutal dictator or freedom or ancap and all kinds of things.

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Lol don't breed with her
She'll shit out a kid, trap you into a marriage, and make you watch as she raises the kid to be the opposite of what you want for them
>i'm shit with girls
Doesn't matter
Don't settle for lesser women like her.

Wew lad. RWDS might become a real thing in Brazil.

He wants to put MST ( organization of squatters that destroy crops, kill cattle and squat on your land ) as a designated terrorist organization, last time Dany Glover was here wanting Lula to be released he used a hat with their logo.

Brazil deserved to be a South American Super Power. When will Brazil conquer it's retarded neighbors?

Neato, you said 4 is your preferred one?

Sounds like sims city.

We need a wall

SimCity is much more city management focused with a greater emphasis on infrastructure layout and planning.

Tropico has a political and foreign relations aspect to the game and doesn't place as much emphasis on layout/infrastructure, and has more business tycoon elements regarding building specific industries for your banana republic

Based. Hope that guy wins in your elections bro.

Did I just slice aluminium with my mind? Prove me wrong.

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Jay Wallace was the executive producer for Shepard Smith. He was promoted to president of the news division. Now he has just been promoted to president and executive editor of Fox News and only answers to the CEO.
Suzanne Scott was just appointed CEO of Fox News, making her #1 at both FNC and FBN. She oversaw pretty much all of the programming changes over the last year and recently made the news for cracking down on "offense comments on air" Scott reportedly particularly homed in on Fox News’ coverage of the immigration crisis at the border, going so far as to say that all material on immigrant children should be scripted and reviewed beforehand.

Fox is fucked.

So apparently the Aretha funeral was lit.

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>for your banana republic
kek
sounds fun and less mind numbing than sim cities can get.

yeah. It has a few features that in 5 are left out that I miss, it is simpler in way too, since it is all the same time period.
in 5 there are different time periods and you have to modernize and stuff. and there are a lot of other features that you have to think about that make for a more complex game, but there are some things government decision wise that are in 4 and not in 5 that I think make it a better Jow Forums game.

It's definitely more fun than SimCity but it was too easy

I know fun is a buzzword, but is it fun?

>Bolsonaro starts friendly competition of wall building to see if he can get his done before Trump
Oh man I need this in my life.

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fukken saved

part two if you still trippin
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Is it on steam?

Since your thread sux...

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Get some old school AoE and lets take over a continent or two.

Yeah, if you haven't played it its definitely worth playing, you'll probably put in at least a few days of gaming before you're ready to put it down, especially if you like "tycoon genre" style games like RCT, Zoo Tycoon, Jurassic Park, etc.

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awoooooo

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I had this all booted up, but let me look for age of empires

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Yeah I think it's free too, either Tropico 3 or 4.

Is there anything more dangerous in the Senate than a scorned Turtleman?

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AoE series = best RTS ever

I really miss live pd.

Theres got to be some /livepd/ anons in here, right?
How much longer do we have to wait til i can post the "welp. Im turning off live pd for the night, my wifes son is scared of all the tension" pasta

oc

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How long will it take us to destroy Google? It took us about 2 years to nearly destroy CNN

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I'll check it out. Thanks

Only one man, and he's in the ground

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starcraft 1 > AoE 2

and the star wars game that is an AoE 2 clone is better than AoE 2 as well.

Don't bother user just save it for another day, go with what you have.

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what percent of Brazilian whites do you think would pass for White in America?

Looking at photos of Rio and Sao Paulo in the 1950s reminds me of some of the older photos of US cities....

agreed. we need a fucking congress that will do its fucking job and fund the fucking wall fully.

Island Size
>Small
Elevation
>Medium High
Mineral Deposits
>Medium
Vegetation
>high

Dude just play user's game for a bit.

CNN ain't destroyed yet. Viewership being down doesn't mean they've gone away.