‘inclusive’ gender-balanced, multicultural

Topkek this world needs to burn really soon and fast.

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lemme guess, shane is gonna be shirt off, frisbee throwing, gay aussie?
>seemsaboutright.jpg
Gonna have an entire episode about him blowing a piston

Probability that shane is a homosexual and non-white is 100%

Nah, he'll be white.
>shlurp shlurp..g'day mate! I'm shano...shlurp
>wanna have a go on me barbie?

It's even worse than I could imagine. Fucken UN communists are behind the changes.

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Remember worldings aussies will fuck you girl and cum in your shoes

Your move poofs

Will he be blowing Thomas's piston?

Wut?

newyorker.com/culture/rabbit-holes/the-repressive-authoritarian-soul-of-thomas-the-tank-engine-and-friends

edition.cnn.com/2017/12/22/health/thomas-tank-engine-paw-patrol-fascist-cartoon-strauss/index.html

Can you believe the UN is trying to indoctrinate POC with fascist cartoons? That's problematic.

He'll probably be blowing the fat controller.
I can picture ringo star's voice even now
>thomas the tank engine came down the track
Ewwwwwww

There'll be a lot more coal burning too.

He called u a poofter m8, what're you gonna do about it ?

I am more concerned about global human trafficking and black market organ snatchers than I am about Tang Tang the Tank Engine, tbqh

Hate is precious boys, use it where it counts

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Well, last season of German Thomas the tank was a bit too realistic

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>‘inclusive’ gender-balanced, multicultural

those words seem so 1990's now.

>getting tagteamed by the commonwraths
Who said the empires dead?

Someone post the thread where Jow Forums put the Mexican train behind the wall.

Assuming the tank-engine is made for standard-gauge, it is not going to:
>Russia
>Spain
>Portugal
>most of Japan (except shinkansen network)
>south africa
And some other countries and regions that don't use standard gauge.

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I love you autistic fucks!

If he came to Brazil he would get stuck somewhere near the amazon and savages would eat him.

João, the tank engine run on cachaça would fail.

At least tank engines don't rely on electricity, wich would make things a lot more cimplicated.
However most small tank engines are rather slow, so if you would want to, you could catch it by car/motorcycle.

Note:
Larger tank-engines can be realy fast, like the Mallard that reached the world record for steam trains, the Baureihe 05 that reached the world record (>200 km/h) on nearly flat track and the Pennsylvania Railroad Class T-1 that is said to be able to reach speeds in excess of 200 km/h.
A new T-1 is currently under construction and may soon break the record, if rumors are to belived speeds in excess of 240 km/h are possible.

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Its a fucking train. The only races they have is to the next station

Not exactly, great brittain seriously damaged (and probably cheated) to win the title of the fastest steam train.

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