First year teacher here, never seen a more fucked up future

Fell for the meme of all the time off etc. I work as a science teacher in high school and it blows me away how bad things are.

Kids utterly addicted to smartphones. Literally 95% of them have their face in the phone all day long.

Completely ADD, can't focus for more than 15 min max.

Very self entitled, thinks they all get exceptions.

Going along with that last one, over 50% of my students have various 'issues' that grant them things like bonus time on tests, free notecards for tests, able to wear hoods in class, passes to leave class whenever.

I live in a once-white city and at school the whites are like 40% or less, most are mexican.

The job is thankless as fuck and these kids dont know how to use things like a ruler or a compass. Extreme learned helplessness.

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Well that's what you're there for. You gotta teach them.

Get a job at a private school.

kek. How much do you get paid?

Post your nudes.

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I know the feel op. I work at a university in California and I see the same. Half of these kids are functionally illiterate.

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Exactly.

OP, this is an opportunity. Kids are fucking sponges, if you can be the "cool teacher" they'll listen to whatever you have to say. Be a hero and save a classroom full of fucked futures

Are you teaching an advanced course like IB or AP or are you teaching the generic material.

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At first I thought you meant the cardinal directions compass.

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I'm curious what you expected it to be like.

I once considdered becomming a teacher because teachers at my school had it pretty good. But I realised that's because it's a school with 95% whites where 80% are from christian famillies. Those dream scenarios are rare.

It worries me greatly that teachers like OP get the job without understanding this fact. Did they think it would be easy?

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You were the same but with pogs instead of smartphones. Don't be hypocrite.

Based Bulgarbro

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>able to wear hoods in class

What is the reasoning behind this? Absolutely retarded.

Not beyond science. It’s the parents job to teach them not to be absolute scum.

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Unless its like a military academy its going to be just as bad. I work at one of the best schools in the area.

40k Which isnt bad for 2/3 of the year, but no joke the days are usually 10hrs long at least for now, trying to cut corners to save time.

Can you expand on this? I teach high school and legit wonder if I need to get my phd to teach college if it would be better.

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>I work as a science teacher
>these kids dont know how to use things like a ruler
kek

>someone sends their children to a school like this
>proceeds to take a picture of an assignment to show HOW WACKY AND CRAZY IT IS

wow seems very real

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If you think that has anything to do with your libcuck academic culture you're wrong. I'm also a high school teacher at a pretty presitgious school and it's the same shit you posted except everyone is white. Kids are fucking stupid, but it's literally your job to stop them from staying stupid, if you don't enjoy that why the fuck would you become a teacher, retard?

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Tits or nobody cares.

What's wrong with this?

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OLD PASTA

wouldn't surprise me

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No, it is not his job to teach them to be well functioning humans, it is his job to teach them science. As for the "Le Children are sponges" meme, it only applies to kids under the age of 10. After that you can't fix what their parents fucked up.

what's wrong here?

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Advanced science
I am, things like north west et

good luck, be strict with the votes..

>Unless its like a military academy its going to be just as bad

I assume you mean like West Point, VMI, Annapolis, etc. which may be the case for military colleges


I graduated from the "Highest scoring" military high-school in the country, they treat the teachers like dog shit and the students are considerably worse behaved.

The only benefit to this place as a teacher is the ability to force students into physical punishment (exercise) and external punishment (removing privileges outside of class) to enforce rules

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I started to interview applicants to our job positions (IT company) last year and I feel like 50% of candidates are undiagnosed retards.

(((ADD))) is made up bullshit. Doesn't exist

the worst is that they used a non passable trap to educate on sex

>it is not his job to teach them to be well functioning humans

I didn't say it was his job, I said it was an opportunity.

Wtf is this

(((democracy in action)))
Sorry OP
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fucking christ user

Multi-racialism. In an all-White country sacrificing for the greater good ends up improving society. In the land of 56%, it just means White people pay for shitskin welfare.

it's public education in 2018, you fucking bigot

>gender neutral pronouns
Words don't have attitudes, people do, as can be seen if you replace "case neutral pronouns" or "tense neutral verbs". The proper terms are "common gender" or "unmarked for gender".

Based burger who never read the Constitution.

>high school students
>don't know how to operate a ruler

We're royally fucked as a civilization.

This thread in a nutshell:

Libtard becomes teacher to help the pipul & social validation

Finds out kids are stupid

Midlife crisis

>A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

You see the difference pablo?

>8 year veteran teacher here
>8 years ago it was the same way
That sweet sweet pension in 2 more years...

As for the phone issue, you just need something more obnoxious than the phone to get their attention. Earbuds are the real problem. Don't let them ever say "I can do both"

Nice blog post faggot

>5. OBEY THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
>6. YOU DON'T MATTER! ALL FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!

this is why we need WW3

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serves you right for being a demtard

Ahh, pedo-teachers.
What a good attention grabber.

>I work as a science teacher in high school
this faggot is not working anywhere

YOU'RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM!

no- i have a phd and taught some college a bit as an adjunct cuck of course. its even worse in college. it's like youre a customer service rep angrily mobbed by illiterate browns constantly.

Shut the fuck up

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it’s worse because universities used to be for the above average student. They let anybody in now and it’s depressing as shit because most are gonna fail out with debt or be passed through without really learning anything. Some universities have degree programs that aren’t even nationally accredited but they’ll still give out a degree which is basically useless up against accredited degrees.

This is done on purpose.
Keep them ignorant and happy, put them in a police state.
With the A.I. they'll need fewer and fewer minds, only most brilliant ones better if autistics.
The rest can die in a fire.

Take the phones away from them.
Those arent needed nothing but conversation.

Hit them.
I'm old, like really decrepit at a bit over 35. We got ear rings ripped out of our ears, board rubbers hurled in our faces and picked up by the throats by teachers and it never did me any harm.
I had three kids by 20, did 7 years in prison, and now I sleep with my boss for gibs. So in the end it was all okay. I'm so well adjusted. These brats will just lurk in mummys basement for 40 years out of fear because they never had a fight or got punched by a teacher.

at least you are not in a public shool where gangs run the place while administration does nothing
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if you dont change education system you are really fucked

every time i drift toward a more moderate view of how we should handle leftists i see something like this and all i can think of is gas chambers

You've watched too many movies. The cool teacher angle won't work. Might be able to win one or two over. Focus on those and then you'll be too "buddy buddy" which can lead to other problems; believe me on that.

Either do your job with zero emotional ties or get out.

fuck my city

THEY'RE FINISHING THE ANGLOS , ARE THEY NOT ?

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

kids get retarded bullshit like this because it is just sooooo important for them to learn this I guess, but god forbid a high school teaches them personal finance or like...how to do their taxes

"THESE HIGHSCHOOL KIDS DONT CARE ABOUT HIGHSCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS AND WOULD RATHER SOCIALIZE, HOLY MOLY"

What the fuck...

Is the military any better? Serisouly thinking of joining the military as a pilot instead.

I agree.

Can someone tell me what the fuck is happening in this video?

This 100%. Especially at the start of the school year. If you aren't tough and lay down some ground rules, even the good kids will walk all over you.

If anything, be extra strict at the start of the year, and relax as the year goes on.

t. former teacher

what the fuck????????

how is glass not easier to clean than silicone???

The children of Sodom are being educated

You are clearly in the wrong profession, friend. Even the most well-behaved, whitest children are at best annoying as fuck. See if you can switch to a career where you don't have to work with the public, because I hate to tell you but adults are an order of magnitude more annoying than kids.

This.

OP, you gotta teach em properly. It is not easy to do this, in fact it is fucking hard, but nothing of worth comes easy. So many teachers are nothing more than glorified baby sitters. I know a few people who became teachers here in oz and they behave like nothing more than glorified baby sitters. Be better than this.

ass & ass & ass

You're a scumbug. You probably only decided to become a teacher because you couldn't find a real job in the private labor market or you get satisfaction out of exerting authority over children.

I was inspired to teach when a lab partner in college called me a human calculator because I could add double digit numbers in my head. its a thankless job, but I try to improve the world around me.
on the plus side, its easy to get a job because men are diversity hires in public school teaching

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I don't mean "cool teacher" in the cinematic sense, but I'm having trouble explaining what I mean.

It's hard for me to relate because my highschool situation was drastically different than the normal, but I definitely still had teachers that changed my worldview. I don't feel like you have to show no emotion, though I understand not getting emotional ties to certain people. I think it's very easy to tell the difference between a teacher who cares about their job and a teacher who doesn't, and in my case, I had much more respect for teachers who seemed to give a shit.

Again though, I went to a military boarding school for all 4 years of high-school that had a program where teachers "adopted" students to take them out to dinner and shit throughout the week off campus since we didn't see our families all year. So maybe my experience just clouds my judgement.

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Yep...let's chang everything to make 2% of the population feel good about being perverts! Makes sense to me.

SPD bruh
No saying I believe it, just that's the excuse

You're not improving the world, retard. You live off of the public like a parasite, cause a decrease in quality of life for children and produce nothing of value.