In “The Ringer,” the opening track of the new album, Eminem appears to second-guess himself...

>In “The Ringer,” the opening track of the new album, Eminem appears to second-guess himself, rapping that “if I could go back, I’d at least reword it/and say I empathize with the people this evil serpent sold the dream to that he’s deserted.”
>He goes on:

That line in the sand, was it even worth it?
‘Cause the way I see people turning
Is making it seem worthless
It’s starting to defeat the purpose
I’m watching my fan base shrink to thirds
And I was just trying to do the right thing, but word
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

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>names himself after candy
>meltsdown
How surprising

>Vanilla Ice tries to make a triumphant comeback by shitposting on Jow Forums.

Fuck off. Celebrity gossip isn't politics and it's even worse when the celebrity hasn't been relevant in almost 30 years.

Niggers literally don't care about anything but their own self interest. Why did he think they would give a fuck about Trump being insulting to immigrants and women? The gay rumors and him being a sjw rapper didn't exactly help his image any which I'd imagine is already flaky as a white dude in a black genre. Him doing that anti-Trump shit made a lot of his fans figure he fell off.

>Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live 20 miles away
>There are 23.21 miles from Detroit to Rochester Hills

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This faggot bolstered the idea thay whites can get in on this nigger activity like rap.

Whites, you have this man to thank for being the biggest dealer of selling away anything good you once were or remembered about your race. He made it so your youth sells out to a lower culture. And while im not white, seeing this makes me wanna take a pick axe to his chest.

underrated

>Previous album tells all Trump supporting fans to leave
>2/3 of his fan base do

>New album uses word "faggot"

He is has no one left now.

Guy hangs out too much with Hollywood types the same as most celebrities.

Completely fucks with their image of who their fans are. Same thing happened with Kathy Griffin, woman who was popular with mostly white women and gay guys. She did plenty specials on Bravo (TV channel) and was pretty damn popular. Thing is even on Bravo they did a poll of their viewers and found they supported Trump over Hillary, in other words Kathy's audience were largely Trump supporters.

They screw themselves up doing this shit where they think appealing to people in Hollywood or the media will make them popular with everyone, as though the media is representative of people in general.

>2/3 of his based do
Simply not true.

>2/3 of his fan base do

Sorry im retarded

> I’m watching my fan base shrink to thirds

Still flogging a dead horse.
He should take up jazz or something.

He's fucking 50

Fucker has been irrelevant for 15 years

Or macrame

>When you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

I know it's supposed to be just part of liking something to separate yourself from someone's political opinions if you disagree with them, but when they make it part of their media and then use it to bash the side they aren't on, isn't that kind of impossible?

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Damn, Eminem lives in RH now? He couldn't even spring for Birmingham?

He explicitly told his Trump-supporter fans to fuck off. Doing so is just respecting his wishes.

He's broke. He was recently spotted driving an '08 Audi or some shit like that

Are his eyes getting bigger and bigger? What's happening with him?

This is why you never suck up to the SJW crowd. The moment you do they've got you by the balls and you'll be apologizing and prostrating yourself to them for the rest of your life.

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>and say I empathize with the people this evil serpent sold the dream to that he’s deserted
What did Trump do exactly? He was only in office for 1 year at that point? Eminem should lay of the drugs

Eminem a bish.
Real men listen to skittles.

he was a good 90s rapper but ALL of his recent things are absolute trash and he has ruined his career over being a little bitch.
now, we just wait until he dies to celebrate.

>If I could coffee pot
>I’d at at least coffee is hot

This, he's responsible for all the wiggers stuck in 2005

And say I empathize with the people this evil serpent
Sold the dream to that he's deserted
But I think it's workin'
These verses are makin' him a wee bit nervous
And he's too scurred to answer me with words
'Cause he knows that he will lyrically get murdered
But I know at least he's heard it
'Cause Agent Orange just sent the Secret Service
To meet in person to see if I really think of hurtin' him
Or ask if I'm linked to terrorists

Trump pls respond :_(

His fan base is non gay antifa now. He is going for a really specific market.

>old white guy yells at cloud

COFEE POT , PROBABLY NOT
LETS FACE IT HE RACIST

Miss this part, faggot?

>But I know at least he's heard it
>'Cause Agent Orange just sent the Secret Service
>To meet in person to see if I really think of hurtin' him
>Or ask if I'm linked to terrorists
>I said, "Only when it comes to ink and lyricists."
>But my beef is more media journalists (Hold up, hold up, hold up…)
>I said my beef is more meaty, a journalist
>Can get a mouthful of flesh
>And yes, I mean eating a penis
>'Cause they been pannin' my album to death
>So I been givin' the media fingers
>Don't wanna turn this to a counselling sesh
>But they been puttin' me through the wringer
>So I ain't ironin' shit out with the press
>But I just took this beat to the cleaners

>broke
Ha.

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Just because Aussies don't get the opportunity to listen to his shit doesn't make him irrelevant.

His last album said faggot too. You think he cares?

>Born in 8 mile
>Moves out since his mom was a junkie loser
Yeah no, let's stay in the hood.

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this guy's still around?
I thought he was gonna kill himself after he finally realized he was white or whatever.

Em has been whining for years. Whether it's his mom, baby mama, drugs, fame, media, Trump, all he fucking does is whine.

Fucking awful. What a sad excuse for art. I hope Eminem offs himself.

At least he'd be remembered unlike you.

Nigger, what?

What did he mean by this?

My wife and kids will remember me. I don't care about the masses or their faggotry.

Meaning that people would remember Eminem if he OD'd or some shit. One thing you must remember is that Eminem roasted everyone over the years except Obama which didn't make much sense but he's said shit about Clinton, Lewinsky, Bush, etc

Your wife will get over you and your kids will be raised by a stepdaddy.

He's in the cult, why is anyone surprised that he's acting as their talking head?

Nice try Marshall. Sorry your mom abused you and your daughter knows you're a Zionist fuck up druggie.

>He is has no one left now.

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>new album kamikaze
why arent they shitting all over him for culture appropriation of japan

Been sober for 10 years.

You faggots sound like Reddit. Kill yourselves

>Be an old man
>Be a complete sell out
>Shilled for a political candidate who is confirmd corrupt and pure fucking evil
>W-w-w-why does n-n-no one like me any more?! I-I-I-I did what my liberal friends said was r-r-right.

This old man needs to retire.
If he believes Hillary was a better candidate than Trump then he needs to leave politics alone. He should go back to rapping about what he's best at, drug abuse.

>didn’t make much sense

Having trouble with that one? Wait for the narrative to come out and I’m sure I’ll know what to say then.

Retire on top lol

what happened to you man
did dre not give you a reacharound

Must not be old enough to remember MMLP1

>wanting a nigger to touch your dick
Fucking die

huge if small

jazz jenning?

Fp is always bp

>this evil serpent sold the dream to that he's deserted

This is true though. Trump kiked out almost immediately on getting in by filling his cabinet with the worst of the swamp. Then you have him allowing DOJ to go Rouge and not charging Hillary or anyone else.

He absolutely is a lying sack of shit and he absolutely has deserted the base.

Yes, retire on top.
Eminem sold his fans out for a left wing media narrative. He's finished now.

So the title being "kamikazi" is him admitting he effectively killed what was remaining of his career?

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>tfw Eminem is on my office death pool this year

Suicide by December please, gotta have those sweet dead points.

I dont care about this stupid fucking wigger.

And neither should anyone else.

>sold his fans out
He called Anderson Cooper a faggot. How can you not like that?

>Cooper: Some of the lyrics, like, you know, in the song "Criminal" you say "My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge, That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez, Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest, Pants or dress—hate fags? The answer's 'yes'".
>Eminem: Yeah, this scene I came up in. That word was thrown around so much, you know, "faggot" was like thrown around constantly to each other, like in battling.
>Cooper: Do you not like gay people?
>Eminem: No, I don't have any problem with nobody. You know what I mean? I'm just like whatever.

He avoided a war with russia, a war Hillary wanted.
US and Russia have smashed the terrorists, ISIS barely function now.
Hes building a wall.
He's improving border security.

Hillary will go to jail. She's been pulling every string to harm Trump, every accusation you can think of. Swings and roundabouts.

>washed up "rap artist"
who cares

>implying you work

I wish anyone cared about Canada. But we don't.

What sucks is I used to like him right up until he started selling out with Pepsi commercials and his music got worse. Then he started being featured in crappy songs.

When fuck blumpf came out, I knew his career was over. I still memorized a lot of his lyrics like a good goy, but I know he’s now battling saving his image in the eyes of the media (a la McCain) and losing his entire fan base and becoming irrelevant. You’ll know what he decided in about 4 years when blogs start coming out with either “Eminem, the bridge between racial tension” or “No one listens to the racist, sexist, and homophobic, lyrics of Eminem anymore - and that’s a GOOD thing” as the title

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>Hes building a wall.
Fence. A fence, user.

>Hillary will go to jail. She's been pulling every string to harm Trump, every accusation you can think of. Swings and roundabouts.
She'll die of old age before then.

>not knowing about the Pepsi curse

>names his album after a suicide attack
>crashes what remains of his career into the ground

Two thirds

>She'll die of old age before then.
We can only wait and see... desu, I'm happy with either.
It will be a warm sunny day when she dies, regardless of weather.

>I HATE Trump because of what he said he’d do!
>but I also HATE him because he hasn’t done any of it yet

How do you live with yourself when you think like this?

user, do you think he gives a shit anymore? Honestly, what can they do to him?

>Eminem: No, I don't have any problem with nobody. You know what I mean? I'm just like whatever.
I can hear the spaghetti dropping

>washed up wannabe wants to be relevant
fuck off eminem

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But was it his mom's spaghetti?

True. I guess the worst thing that could happen to him would be letting him continue embarrassing himself, but I guess that only stings if you can still feel shame.

I love that he literally became moby

>True. I guess the worst thing that could happen to him would be letting him continue embarrassing himself, but I guess that only stings if you can still feel shame.

He lives for criticism because it allows him to be creative. He might even kill Machine Gun Kelly for him talking about Hailie while she was underage. Who knows?

Vanilla Ice was threatened to retire by Suge Knight or else they'd kill him. Not even lying.

>>When you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

He should have faked his death after the slim shady LP and forever remained a legend.

He looks so old, tired and washed up

His beard looks super strange on his face. There is nothing wrong with the beard itself. It just looks.... Strange.

If my ID begins with Y and ends with COP

that means that the coffee pot is awfully hot

Lol. Ninja turtle + vanilla ice = epic

>being remembered as a hack and a failure by the masses is better than being remembered as a good man who did what’s right by your family and loved ones
You took the zog pill too hard, son. Infamy is not all it’s cracked up to be.

Wow what a talent

Lies.

Fine, let's go over shit Eminem has said about Hillary.

‘Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Oh no!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie and get fucked
More than the President does
Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
Every girl I ever went out with has gone les
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people
And drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill
‘Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Em... we know it's you. Go toskleep

>no Y
see goyim, no honeypot, nothing to see here

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Go on ...

Like I said, “what a talent”. He puts Byron to shame.

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Eminem is America.

The new album is not even bad.