Are we going to war with Canada?

Are we going to war with Canada?

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Send 15 drunk Michiganders across the Ambassador with hunting rifles and it would be a victory.

You don't need a war to kill Canada.

>People in Michigan owning guns
lol

We're going to pound their maple syrup hole

Can I switch teams? Unless team killing is turned on of course.

if they kill you, you win

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Our biggest industry is hunting. It brings billions into the state every year.

no, were going to the war with the world.

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How can it bring billions in there are only 325.7 million people in the states

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Would it really be a "war" though?
Is "military corrective action" a term?

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Nice try. Didn't you hear Trudeau? If you kill us we win

We wouldn't need to kill you, you're part French. You surrender when you see a rifle, it's in your genetics.

>this defeatist attitude
Wow it's almost like Canacucks were made to be rapebabbies

Only if we exterminate them all.

please do. kill all the chinks, Indians, sjws and of course trudeau.

When people go on hunting trips, they often spend more than one dollar.

If we kill ourselves, we win.

I would immediately surrender and join America.
God bless America.
USA USA USA !!!!!!!

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Please rid us of the anglos cuckness

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expect no less on a website that brings together all the beta virgins of the world.

>be burger
>invade country with icy roads
>icy roads literally has shut down entire states so not an option
>can't walk because fat burgers
>only invade warmer countries so vehicles can be used

You do realize Michigander live north of the majority of your population, yes? We know icy roads, dog fucker.

I've got my rake prepared.

I hope so. Americans wont kill us. We're already at war in Canada with foreigners vaginas

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I wonder what US Forces Arctic camo looks like?

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Please. I'm ready to either die or become an American

The gates to leaf damnation begin at the rim of their asshole

user, all Canadians ARE dead Americans!

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rake yourselves traitors
I may hate Trudeau but fuck the US

Gay Canadian. You will be accepted into the republic.

It would be the Michigan Volunteer Defense Force invading you, not the regular military. And you know what Michigan has a lot of? Finnish diaspora.

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We can only hope.

I'm not gay, user. Canada is FAKE & GAY
Suck my maple dick faggot, EH?

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Nah, we're just not going to make a trade agreement with them and we'll have other allies turn their backs to the Canadians as well. We're all going to stand back and watch that Leaf-filled dumpster fire blaze.

Americans are too fat and stupid. They cant win a war against a tiny ass third world country

Do it dude. I will betray my country and join you and slaughter the (((Canadians))).
Rescue us they are teaching our children about buttsex in elementary school and feeding the boys estrogen at the doctors.
We need a hero.
Canada needs fredom.

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not unless you get a civil war. then maybe america dies more pathetically

Lol

You realize Vietnam was a prank right?
If they wanted they could have leveled the place.
It's funny when people talk shit about American war history when the reality is they utilize like not even half their airforce in any campaign.
America at any time could deploy all the fighter jets and bombers from their carriers and oversea bases and glass any country on Earth and there would be little to no retaliation.
Do you really think some boomers in vietnam with 20 round mag m16a1s and some zoomer millenials in iraq with m14s represent US Warfare?
Remember Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
They can do that to anyone.

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Your time is up leaf
Gas the leafs rake war now

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Day of the Rake has come.
I am ready to be bagged.

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do it faggots, most cucks here would be helpless but don't tread on me

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Shut up fatty

Too bad they can’t get across the border because they all have DUI’s or petty theft charges

But I don't want to burn down your White House for a second time :-(

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I'm not.

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We will liberate you our leaf bretheren. Just hang in there.

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...what?

If Vietnam was nuked the US fleet would get nuked by 1 Soviet sub.

Leafs unironically think they had anything to do with that

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>Semi auto serial numbered replica plastic chink plinker toy
Yeah make sure to call the maple horse militia for permission to chamber 1 eh bud?

LMAO I'm like almost so skinny I'm diseased from malnutrition fuck you eh buddy?!?
At least if America took over this place I could actually AFFORD to be fat.
Fuck you.
America number 1.

Yeah and then Russian would no longer be spoken anywhere except South Ukraine and Belarus.

mad noguns poorfag detected lol

We reverted our schools sex education.

Yeah buddy I wouldn't be bragging about your wealth considering you pay taxes to kikes and I'm a NEET
pic related suck my dick faggot go to work make sure to set your alarm bright and early

t. haven't worked in half a decade
Suck my maple nuts.

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very bad optics..go ahead tho, I would love to see the whole world decide they've had enough burger shit

Doesn't change the fact we still abort babies, pay taxes to israel, still do tranny mutilation harvesting cock meat surgery, still import towel heads and african apes, still drink enhanced fluoridated rat poison tap water and still cant keep trudeau from buying council housing for literal jihadi pimp terrorists from the islamic state

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christ what a sad life you must live

Christ*
Also it's not really that sad I feel good enough not to make fun of people being poor, says a lot.
Enjoy owning your gun I'm sure you'll be using it in no time for what its worth.

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>Canucks are now fighting with each other, calling each other traitors and shit

Trump you madman you did it again

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We got us a thinkin' man here...

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Guys I'm so sad my money keeps going up someone make the pain stop
My life couldn't get any worse my bags just keep getting THICCer.

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>BEEP BEEP
>BEEP BEEP

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exactly

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Guys I just made 57.9% in under 6 hours is this the power of NEETdom?

Nevermind it just jumped to 60.5% weird how it works out that way.
Must be because I never forget to capitalize CHRIST.

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war of attrition through trade maybe

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We don't need a war with Canada, we need a cross-border purging of degenerates and shitskins.

1. The US will never invade because they'll turn the US blue for decades to come.
2. Do us patriots grab our rifles and pot yanks for the glory of Canada or grab the rifles and pot the libs?

The USA was in no position to fight the USSR with the Vietnam War going on.

The USSR would overrun the NATO countries in Europe.

The UK might have fired off some nukes, France having left NATO may have stayed neutral.

I nominate we turn Canada into a frozen gulag and deport all shitskin liberals to Ottawa and import all Europeans to Burgerland.

>when you're so simple minded and don't know about proxies and samefagging.

Yeah maybe dude maybe. My point is that even if you use non nuclear devices the airforce was never even deployed at above 50% in any wars.
If America wanted to they could flatten any state with napalm, HEs, JDAMs, Cluster bombs, you name it.
All it takes is the green light at the runway and the carrier deck and there is like how many planes operational in America?
5,000? 10,000? 20,000?
5,000 planes with their smallest payloads can decimate any country.

>blocking est buttcoin value

lmao poor fag you dont have shit

Stay mad dude your kids are gunna be buying my pennies for dollars.

I have rifles worth more than your portfolio

Yeah and the cops can break into your house and take them any time of the day 365 without a warrant LMAO
Enjoy the cuck life of being on a registered list.
I can buy ammo and guns from somalis and chinks for half the price and they actually keep shooting when I hold the trigger down.

BTFO by quads just kill yourself LARP faggot.
Double Heil Hitlers.

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>thinking that's how gun laws work here
>thinking everything is registered
>elaborate claims of what you supposedly can do but never will because you're some impoverished larper on a Mongolian frog breeding forum

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Why? Because they won't pay?
This is a siege. We are starving them out. Not all wars require bloodshed. Americans need to learn this.

>Mongolian frog breeding forum
Creative.
Let me know when you actually point that gun at someone, cuz you won't cuz youre a pussy faggot.

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>cuz you won't
hold on give me your address

I just made 5% while you typed this comment.
Get fucked poor fag.

ONE BLOOD
ONE STATE

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Did I mention I haven't worked in years, smoke weed every day, don't pay for clothes, food, rent, my own drugs, my own liquor, my own beer and mom even gets me tendies.
I also wake up whenever, sleep in all day, have no responsibilities and pay no taxes on any profit I make.
LMAO @ your life mr semi auto "kalashnikov" aka norinco bb gun.

>5% on $0.00001 USD
woweee big boy living the life.

you're like two years late to the coin market retard lmao

now would be the time to ask: If you kill yourself, who wins?

Actually I've been here for a lot longer than that.
I bought in at USD2,300$ and cashed out at USD19,450$
I can smell how jealous you are by the way.
Its not arguable
Whatever you do never buy bitcoin faggot.
It doesn't belong to LARP niggers like yourself who buy guns for no reason and have no intention on using them.

Pls invade Canada

so you live a meaningless life where you're too poor to afford anything nice, too socially dysfunctional to live on your own and be independent, clearly brain damaged from abuse of drugs and alcohol, lazy and lethargic in your love of wasting your life away by sleeping, what else you want to throw into the mess that is summary of your life?

I drive a $80,000 Raptor and that didn't put a dent in my finances. are you seriously trying to brag about a new worth of $20,000 as a grown 20-something adult? lol @ your poverty tier existence

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So jealous, hope you don't burn out

>I pay for gasoline and groceries cuz I'm a big boy
>I drive a truck cuz my 5.5 inch benis is not big enough
Nice dude.
Keep posting.
Tell me how poor I am
Make sure you wrap it up cuz works coming in like 36~ hours.
Daily reminder I worked maybe 2 of the last 10 years and spent half of the last decade getting my dick sucked every day for free while high out of my mind on every drug you can't imagine buying.

>Daily reminder I worked maybe 2 of the last 10 years and spent half of the last decade getting my dick sucked every day for free while high out of my mind on every drug you can't imagine buying.

Trudeau get back to work

Trudeau is a pedophile.
Never forget.

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I pray for the day of the rake every night.
Hurry up burgers, I'm not sure how much longer I can stand living in the same province as Toronto.

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no need to. theyll just kill themselves.