Dear Drumpf, you still ain't tweeted, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me on your twitter feed You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Marshall That's my real name man, I’m forty years old I waited in a parking garage for you, For four months and you didn’t tweet nothin' That's pretty shitty man, you're like my fuckin' idol I just want you to tweet me man, even though you are a cheeto I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' ignored Remember when I made that video, you didn’t say nothin’ about it that shit’s wack See I'm just like you in a way I never knew my uncle neither He used to always try to save the timeline and the aether I can relate to what you're saying in your tweets So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even make myself a hot pot of coffee It's like adrenaline, the caffeine is such a sudden rush for me See everything you tweet is real, and I respect you cause you post it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Drumpf, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta tweet me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Em, P.S. we should be together too
My coffee's cold I'm wondering why I Made a pot at all The morning tweets pop up on my phone And I read them all And every tweet Drumpf posts is fucking based Tweet about me on your wall It reminds me, that it’s fucking based fucking based
Dear Drumpf, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my coffee pot, my cheetos, and my career at the bottom I made two rap videos back in autumn, you must not-a saw 'em You were probably watching the gorilla channel or somethin' Sometimes I write raps to you too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I am not the father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeect I read about your Uncle Johnnie too I'm sorry I had a friend travel back in time over some reptilian cultists I know you probably hear this everyday, but you're a cheeto, man I even got the underground shit that you did with Rocket Man I got a folder of your tweets and your shitposts man I like the shit you did with Abe too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, tweet me back Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan Eminem
My coffee's cold I'm wondering why I Made a pot at all The morning tweets pop up on my phone And I read them all And every tweet Drumpf posts is fucking based Tweet about me on your wall It reminds me, that it’s fucking based fucking based
>My coffee's cold I'm wondering why IMade a pot at allThe morning tweets pop up on my phoneAnd I read them allAnd every tweet Drumpf posts is fucking basedTweet about me on your wallIt reminds me, that it’s fucking basedfucking based
The whitest shit I've ever read.
Benjamin Taylor
>And every tweet Drumpf posts is fucking based kekd
This is a 10/10 thread what the fuck where have these been all my life
Hudson Torres
What did you think of the new album?
Aaron Rivera
I haven't listened to Eminem since middle school. Unless you count watching the parking garage Trump freestyle a bunch of times when that happened. He's not relevant at all anymore. His attempts to be are very cringe worthy.
Kevin Martin
drumpf can never undo MOMS SPAGHETTI don#t forgetti
Charles King
Fair enough, I gave it a listen, it was mediocre. For some reason /mu/ is sperging out over it, claiming it's one of the best since his glory days, but I'm not feeling it.
I tried, but I suck balls so anyone who can rap atleast a little bit is appreciated to do it
Nicholas Sullivan
Can we do a parody of 'The Way I Am'?
We always do Stan.
Kevin Hernandez
>I read about your Uncle Johnnie too I'm sorry I had a friend travel back in time over some reptilian cultists I know you probably hear this everyday, but you're a cheeto, man I kekd
I was listening to Stan like an hour ago. Can't hate on that track.
Josiah Hill
Dear Mr. I-Don't-Give-A-Shit-About-My-Base You literally broke every single promise that you gave I just saw it on the news even the wall has been discarded It was just a metaphor? Do you think we are retarded? Was my girlfriend right after all? Are you just another hooker? Cause it sure looks like you're getting bossed around by Kushner Who the fuck is this guy anyway I didn't vote for him First you said you're for the people giving power back to them then you're starting shit with Syria launching missile strikes and I see you in that room surrounded by a bunch of kikes? Remember the guys who called me nazi, I was forced to fight Guess what I'm a Nazi now, I think those nazis they were right I talked to them on twitter and they brought me to the light you no longer have a voice up in this country if you're white I loved you Trump, and we'll still make this nation great again in fact I wanna thank you for starting my awakening Your campaign pushed whites back together as a group and made us see the system is completely owned by Jews who kill us with immigration and degenerate our youth I can't believe two years ago I used to laugh at David Duke this was our last try voting, now it's about survival and it's parasites like you who force us into voting with our rifle I tore all your pictures down and put one of Hitler up
p.s. Looking forward to the war; We'll fuck all you bitches up
There is nothing that liberal famous people hate more than being ignored. Once you are rich you crave attention and reassurance. When you deprive them of that is when you see famous people lose their shit and go crazy which is great for lulz.
Also, the Slim Shady LP was amazing. He should have retired years ago. *crack* *sippppp*
