So I smoked weed for the first time in about fifteen years. All I wanted to do was spend money...

So I smoked weed for the first time in about fifteen years. All I wanted to do was spend money. I started looking at new phones and cameras and escorts. I've never done that before. I almost bought a new camera off Kijiji. Woke up this morning like "wtf was that all about". Dangerous stuff.

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If you aren't in control of your own decisions while high just quit boomer. Stick to your beer.

It was fucking weird. Thank God that I was at home and not at the mall or something. Is that why you call it the herbal Jew?

Lol

that's not the weed, you're a consumer cunt yourself

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>blaming the fact you’re a cucked boomer consumer on weed

agreed OP. I tried wed the first time last weekend and I bought a green screen.

I dont know what got into me...

Weed actually makes me rethink my impulse decisions a lot of the times and makes me a lot less impulsive (except when it comes to food and munchies).

I basically get happy and satisfied with everything I have once I smoke and I just want to chill with a friend or with a good movie/book/game and just smile like a retard and not think about anything for 45 minutes

>tfw weed barely affects you and you have to pretend it does when blazing it with friends

wew I'm so glad I aged my brain for this

Hey I'm not a boomer! I'm 30.

In Israel, even the weed is Jewish.

This. Weed doesn't change people, it changes their inhibition levels and state of relaxedness. Apparently when you remove some of your rigid self control and lighten up a little bit you're goy as fuck. Not incredibly uncommon desu but get your shit on a handle or keep to the boomer juice.

>Moshe finds out he is a psychopath
El oh el, what jew isnt?

Weed makes you want to put things in your butt

Dont ask

kek

Do you even hold it in?

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do a dab or gtfo

Is weed Kosher?

Is that the result of THC or of smoke?

>mfw my brain is older than civilization

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stop reposting this faggit

Wait does weed not getting you high mean you're a psychopath? Asking for a friend...

I found hangover + benedryl was sufficient for that. Come to think of it, I don't think it's ever occurred to me to try getting stone and putting stuff up my butt.

Odd, considering the first time I got stoned I thought it wasn't working again and proceeded to have a most amazing fap.

Based Ravi

The important question is can you bypass this effect by vaping or consuming the weed? We also need to know how long do you need to smoke weed to age your brain, and how much weed was smoked in that timeframe.

Either that, or if it makes you see people and objects as just shapes and colors.
As for not getting high off of it, there are too many factors to say for certain.

You are simply a weakling. Weed is just a plant like any of the trees outside, you only lose control when you let yourself.
Wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler, and whoever is led astray by it is not wise.
Proverbs 20:1

Smoke every day
Become older than civilization

You probably don’t even inhale faggot

>smoke weed 15 years ago.
>still watch YouTube documentaries before bed
Dangerous stuff.

psychopaths are less affected by mind altering substances. given hes jewish its a good guess

Why would that be?

boom boom boom boom

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They're superior to sensitive basedbois

because youre a dumb mutt that doesnt see the blatant connection between someone with impaired brain function being less affected by a substance which impairs brain function, fucking hell

I don't have impaired brain function. It's all you normies who act like retards.

>im a psychopath because i think so am I cool yet
and if you were one, your brain function literally has to be damaged to qualify as one lmao

Maybe your just a degen

Damaged by whose definition? It's the rest of you who live in artificial cages of your own making.

lmao youre a meme

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>jerk off so much it's practically my hobby
>have terabytes of hentai archived on PC
>smoke weed
>jerk off even more, and order a bunch of sex toys online that I was never shameless enough to order before
>try to print off a bunch of hentai manga and staple it together into a physical book
>I think I was imagining I could somehow create a professional looking softcover at home
>it looks like something a 2nd grade kid would make

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I've never met a pot smoker who was not a massive retard in some way. Not a complete idiot necessarily, sometimes even really smart people just buttfuck retarded about one thing. Flat earth comes to mind. But it's *always* something. Useless people. Sad!

Okay this is epic

mutt memes are funny tho
not sure what you're on about

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dont smoke the devil's lettuce

Story time?

>smart people
>one quirk
>throw the whole thing away
when will soberlets learn?

similar. typically i'm high strung and will want to micromanage a bunch of shit. if i'm not stoned it's not a big deal, if i am it's cool. helps me take my time and not react like a scorpion to whatever is happening.

Post youre best hentai my dude you're probably an expert

Wow I smoke every day, and live in California so everyone else I know smokes heavy, and they've never done this shit. You may actually be susceptible to that gene that onsets mental illness. If you're around the age of 18-25 you may have set it off earlier than you should have. I do acid a lot too when I smoke weed, and have never had a break down of any kind. Just pure enlightenment. I work at a school by the way, and before that was able to bullshit my way into an IT job to pay for an apartment when I was with this one chick to look clean cut. Honestly stay away from drugs they're not a thing for all people. I feel like if you have shit you need to deal with deal with it first before you start using psychs/cannaboids. These people who use tend to have breakdowns the most.

>Haha you fell for flat earth psyop so you're a massive retard
Do you even care our minds are being poisoned and reprogrammed? Does this reality not piss you off?

I stopped smoking weed and I want to spend more money. Currently saving to get my CCW and a CZ 2075 RAMI, and later this year I'm getting that new palmetto state armory MP5 clone.

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Flat earth lol. Aliens in globe model too is pretty funny.

But yeah. Weed is okay, but not for daily life. Not smoking because it leads nowhere.

That's what weed was like for me too. Before toking I would feel like getting drunk, masturbating to porn or something equally unproductive, after one hit I could just sit down and lose myself playing piano for the next couple of hours, enjoying the present moment with zero degenerate impulses.

Honestly I like smoking weed, and would totally stop for a while taking a "tolerance break" to save for a ccw, and a nicer gun. Totally support that. What I'd really like to save up for is a self sustaining house, and a way to fund it. Totally possible since my grandparents work architecture, and could aid in the hook up. They kind of already have something like that in fresno. Weirdly enough I was smoking with older family friends, and they looked at me like I was nuts for mentioning I'd like to save up for a gun, and a ccw asking me what I needed a gun for lmfao.

lol boomers

Weed, like alcohol, lowers your inhibitions. Apparently you're such a cucked boomer consumerist cunt that all it takes for you to whip out your debit card like a good little goy is a couple puffs of the devils lettuce.

Sei So Tsui Dan Sha is easily in my top 5 and immediately comes to mind.
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Good shit dude I play guitar when I smoke weed. When you have a foundation built, and can style free form you should take a tab of acid, and smoke a little weed, and just play for hours. It's so fun. You really get creative with how you're going creating rhythms, and melodies when you're on psychs. I'm getting shrooms soon, and I'm taking something like 3gs for the first time. Really excited. The true red pill is being able to compose,write,gym it, and keep a healthy mental state while just doing new things that you feel will preserve yourself in the future.

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>Is that why you call it the herbal Jew?
No. It's what we call someone with no self control.

This to be honest. There are some people who can smoke fat without being lethargic, and some who cannot handle it. Also knowing what strains you're smoking is important if you're trying to stay active, and not daze/doze off doing your thing. A lot of people want to smoke, and not do their research on what they're smoking. Then they come to complain that Marijuana is awful, and should go away like their fathers who obviously didn't teach them how to self preserve.

>tfw took took much acid once and cut the strings off my bass so they wouldn't make noise or distract me from evading the police who were surely about to find me
Later on, as far as I could tell China went to war with Japan and we were on a defunct remnant of a space ship trying to contact anybody else who had escaped with an old mechanical type writer.

At least I already had new strings on hand for later on. Fun times.

I more or less stopped because I didn't like the mental drag that accompanied smoking pot. Personally I get lazy, and I'm tired of it. Not saying I'll never smoke again, but I'm wanting to get a job working for the USPS. Gotta pass that piss test man.

So how much weed do you have to smoke for this brain aging to be a thing?

I don't believe for a second that it's a "TOUCH IT ONCE AND UR DED". My roommate is a major daily smoker and I'm sure this has effected people like him.

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I smoke weed once a week to once every two weeks to unwind from work and relax. Yet to hear a compelling argument from pol on how this is bad other than "muh degeneracy."

Yea nah. Being a dumbfuck doesn't qualify as a "quirk". My hypothesis is that smoking weed messes with your ability to experience cognitive dissonance. I'm not that well read on the topic though, anybody else notice it?

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>Aliens in globe model
Shit son I've never heard that one. Quick rundown?

Oh dude once you get in you can start smoking again just make friends with your fellow dudes, and you'll be chill. It's a really good job since they offer good benefits. I know that people in Fire smoke weed since I have friends, and family there, and they just let each other know when piss tests happen. If you do decide to go back, and smoke a little go for a sativa that's average in THC. Smoke it from a bong so it's clean, and you won't feel like being lazy. Hybrids depending on what they lean more towards sativa/indica will determine your high. Indicas or indica dominant hybrids will knock your ass, and give your brain fog, but sativa dominants are just kinda chill, while sativas are for enjoying nature, and shit or just doing shit actively.

nobody cares you incel moron. fuck off cringelord retard

>people care about what i do
>let me explain in 20 greentexts about my disgusting perversion
>cause people care
>yes im that delusional

You have to already be a dumbfuck for weed to ruin your life. Seriously this is coming from someone who believes marijuana showed me how depraved porn truly is. I stopped fapping like a week ago going to keep going. I didn't keep it up, because freudian nigger doctors say it's healthy, and should be done. Also marijuana showed me pussy doesn't matter even though I'm a decent looking guy, and that skills, and trades matter most.

>Oh dude once you get in you can start smoking again just make friends with your fellow dudes, and you'll be chill.

This is the most stoner sentence I have read in a while. Shame on you mein neger.

Love your neighbor, so long as he's a good guy, and you'll be good, but if you work with people not cool with that stuff then it's a totally different situation there are loopholes to life, and you should have fun while you're living. Just make sure you can support yourself while doing so without being in danger. Sorry if that came off wrong my finnish dude.

only degenerates need to get drunk or high

btfo weak cucks

>this isn't degeneracy

>going to the mall while high as fuck virgin tolerance mode
Haha, you're fucking nuts if you want to go to the outside world. With all those people looking at you, and you that THEY know that YOU KNOW! Fucking outside world. More like insideoutside world. dude lmao

the last time I got high it made me want to work harder

Yea... but you're fat. So you're actually worse off than a semi-fit drunk or stoner.

If you smoke weed you're a degenerate fuck and get the fuck off my board piece of shit stoners

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only degenerates act degenerate when they're on a substance the equivalent of a shit person getting a hold of spirits. Don't do drugs if you can't handle them nobody is forcing them on you.

make me ban me do it nigger you can't do shit but suck baby penises when you're not eating their foreskins

No. You are already a degenerate. You're too far gone, even defending your addictions, to realise what a social stain you are.

Degenerate druggie.

"major study finds"

Boomers actually fall for that line.

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Spoken like a Jew just can't keep your love of baby penises out of conversation

I quit smoking weed 3 weeks ago.
Easiest shit ever. I've probably wasted 200k$ on weed, which fucking sucks, cuz now I'm broke as fuck and have two kids who get handmedowns and no tivoli.
Atleast my stoned ass found a nice woman who stays at home with em and I get some nice under the table monies cuz of my weed contacts.
One thing I like is that I can eat munchies out of will not of necessity!

So if I inject one marijuana, I receive three more years of wisdom? Sounds great desu. Yes, drugs are a poor substitute for rational self-inquiry in attempting to understand the world, but Dr. Amen is a snake oil salesman whose clinics use technology from the 80's to come to these conclusions. Injecting radioactive material into people's brains and then scanning them with very vague and dubious results