/CPD/ GENERAL

>male black with a gun robbed the dollar store

hello robert.
Hello, Roberts.

>people fighting in the parking lot

Evening Robert

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>car on fire at 1165 n Milwaukee

High body count this weekend to end the Summer

>man called saying he was going to kill someone then hung up

anyone got a good /cpd/ bingo board?

gotchu
>Sonia said her boyfriend took her keys and locked her out of the car

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>when the victims don't check their keys

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>the caller is a 12 y/o child, said the step father cut his mother

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couple of screamers, so far

fug

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>4 shots fired
>pedestrian struck by a car

>Roberts

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>notice my ID
God damn it

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Comfy saturday night chimp outs

kek brutal

Check your damn keys.

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Keeeeeys

*rap music playing*
CHECK YO KEYS

>ambulance called for an accident. lady involved is in pain

>they were being chased by a male in a black car who pointed a gun at them

fukken saved

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I miss Sassy.

>riding around on a bike threatening to shoot the caller

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God i missed these threads

been a busy weekend so far?

im betting the chimping peaks sunday night but monday is going to be ugly too

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>requesting e tech for photos of the deceased

you know it. gonna be high death rates all weekend long

>homeless male lying on the sidewalk in front of the bp

heyjackass.com/

>Week in Progress (8/26 – 9/1)
>Shot & Killed: 9
>Shot & Wounded: 48
>Total Shot: 57
>Total Homicides: 9

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>large fight with 20 teens on Bernard

Christ, that faggot came into my restaurant when I lived in chi

How's it looking Roberts?

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>SHOTS FIRED

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>5 shots fired

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dang they even chimping at wrigley tonight!

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>someone drove off in her blue honda

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>theyre hiding drugs in the side of an abandoned building

Good evening. Is it real Robert hours?

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lots of roberts at Humboldt park tonight whats going on

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>Weather
Yeah, got a big nigger front rolling in.

wgntv.com/2018/09/01/we-will-shut-down-ohare-protesters-plan-to-march-on-kennedy-on-labor-day/

>Illinois State Police on Friday said they will arrest people who protest on the Kennedy, if necessary.

BASED ISP

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>male in a wheelchair passed out in traffic
not sure if i heard that right

lel North Coast Festival got shut down too thanks to the weather

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roasties would be getting toasty if not soaked

North Coast Music Festival. Just another gathering of self-identifying degenerates.

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I heard that too...

>lel North Coast Festival got shut down too thanks to the weather

toppest of keks, get this shit out of my city REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What are they chimping out about this time?

>3 male blacks pointed a gun at him and made him get out of his jetta
>large group of teens fighting in the street

"two cities", which is probably some shit about how people have self-segregated.

>soaked roasties
based
there are some metalfags at the Bohemian California location on Cermak south of Douglas park. And some Mexicans

>caretaker was parking her car and heard 6-7 shots

100 - 200 shots fired?

>heard 100-200 shots

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>male black bf is kicking on the caller's door
>100-200 shots fired

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>ONE HUNDRED TO TWO HUNDRED
>ONE HUNDRED TO TWO HUNDRED SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>2 rounds
>4 shots from a car speeding away

hopefully someone is cleansing the streets of the filth

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they do it to themselves, senpai

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It's about fucking time we get these back. I've tried a couple but it's hard to keep them bumped for all the shitty bait/shill threads.

There was a good call earlier this week, Robert had to respond to someone in a Darth Vader costume.

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>man beating a female
>male passed out on a back porch on Cicero
>male shot in the alley on Francisco

>male shot in the alley

>person shot in the alley

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>i got a female here with a bite mark on her right hand

>female with a bite mark on her hand

>male white and female white stole a glass pipe

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>6 foot male white with a female white, they have a glass pipe in their possession worth [something]
>tooth bite victim

>two bite victims

Dog or nog?

Bonafide vehicular hijacking.

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>bona fide vehicular hijacking of a jetta
>westbound on 19th street, they were armed

nog. It's the rare and dangerous Alabama bluegum.

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>we wuz egypt n sheeeeeeeeit

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>stolen white toyota by 2 male blacks with handguns

>let that car go

They don't even bother trying to chase carjackers.

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>he attempted to sexually assault her but fled eastbound on Madison

I sometimes want to get this sheet music and learn to play the tunes so I can do a public performance and kek internally at all of the normies, feminists and niggers who pause to give it a listen, unknowingly enjoying such classics as "Never Trust a Nigger with a Gun" and "Coon, Coon, Coon".

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>holdup alarm coming from the institute of non-violence

You can't make this shit up.

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sure as hell sounds like they're still chasing it

I read somewhere that the CPD openly admits that it no longer tries to actively patrol and prevent crimes, they just clean up the mess after crimes occur

>car accident involving a taxi and am ambulance

>person just approached Robert saying the car crash victim fled with a handgun

They abandon chases really fast most of the time. If you run from Robert for a few blocks dispatch tells them to just give up. I've heard Robert get really pissed about this in the past.

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>MALE BLACK AUTISTIC

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