What would you say?

>this guy gets on your bus and demands that you recite the koran
What do?

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Durka durka muhammad jihad

>my bus
Clearly Jow Forumsack's are not niggers who would ride a bus, therefore OP must be assuming we own the bus. And in that case:

Send a condolence letter to those affected.
>Leafy green things up there

probably twist the gun out of his hand and shoot him in the face 10 times

Do what I can to get an opening and send that fgt to his 72 rape goats and their thorny cocks.

Just recite the Koran of course.

I say OP is a faggot.

Also sage

laugh at him because i place a strip of bacon on the bottom step of the bus every time i get on

Call him a nigger

There is no god but Allah and Christ is his son

Give him a tongue kiss

MAG DUMP HIM
RELOAD
LAUGH


THIS IS AMERICA FAGGOT
I'M CRAZIER THAN YOUR MOHAMMED
OR YOUR ALLAH
I WILL KILL YOU
FUCKING
DEAD

Good I’m not the only one who does this.

ficki ficki

I'd pull out my bacon strips I conveniently keep in my backpack to ward off shitskins, and I'd toss one on him.

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>riding a bus and not having a Hilux
what kind of fucking aussie are you?

Salami and bacon to you, my brother. Mohammed, piss be upon him, would advise you to disarm before someone gets hurt.

"salam brother"

>riding the bus
I'm not a nigger.

Also shoot him.

>there is no god but allah, and the messenger of allah is Mohammad
>inshalla my brother
Then proceed to pull my CC and ventilate the sand nigger

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I don't ride a bus for reasons like this.

I think the Koran starts out with, "there is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet." I've seen the thirteenth warrior

Recites koran, whats the problem, dude?...

I have a car, because I don't have to pay for AIDS tests after fucking Kangaroos every day. Kys, southern hemisphere leaf.

Tell him to go to hell.

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD
WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL-STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID
AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD

I doubt he can even speak english, so how am I supposed to know what he is saying?

I would offer to suck his dick in exchange for my life.

Pull out my gun and shoot them. Then again I have a car and have no use for poorfag public transportation.

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>Grab dick
Muh dick

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I actually have custom made gloves with slots for bacon strips at the palms and I make it my business to touch every door handle within a 10km radius of the nearest check cashing place/ western union

I'd start humming that catchy ISIS tune.

>lets roll

The dj khaled remix

fpbp

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only niggers ride buses.

pull out a shotty and blast him

>start masturbating onto a 9 year old
Is this about the gist of it?

Is Western Union used for anything besides laundering money now a days?

>What do?
Tell him " Sorry, I don't speak Chinese!

1) I wouldn't ride a bus unless my life depended on it.

2) in the event that I was forced somehow to ride a bus by some undefined process, and your imaginary scenario takes place, I'd shoot the bastard for pulling a gun on me.

yeah. you'll just take the gun from the guy poiinting it at you. there's no possible way he could shoot you with it before that happened, because you're that good.

Recite the following: It is narrated in the hadith that the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “The Hour will not begin until you fight the Jews, until a Jew will hide behind a rock or a tree, and the rock or tree will say: ‘O Muslim, O slave of Allah, here is a Jew behind me; come and kill him – except the gharqad (a kind of thorny tree).

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Look at how he is holding the gun. He's holding it way to high... I think user would have a chance of disarming him... and then shooting him with his own gun!

DURKA DURKA
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

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Bismillahir Rahmanir Raheem

Wal Asr

Innal insaana lafee khusr

Il lal lazeena aamanu wa amilus salli hatti wa tawa saw bil haqqi wa tawa saw bis sabr.

Should buy me a minute or two.