Hey Jow Forums, today i officially become wizzard...

Hey Jow Forums, today i officially become wizzard. I think that wizzardry or celibacy till 30 should be encouraged instead of frown upon.

Let's celebrate wizzardry and MGTOW.

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Use your wizard bday wish to curse ruth bader ginsburg pls

even autism couldn't guide me to wizarddom, had to fuck it up at 26

jeolous as fuck

What happened? Someone raped you?

i got to be a wizard this year too.

no regrets.

btw, what do wizard powers grant me?

Use your wizard powers to find a prostitute.

There is no shame in this, men have done it for thousands of years.

Nah, i will probably make it 40 or do whole no sex run.

If I grow to 30 and remain celibate do I get serious love?

less than 2 years for me.

genetic death

Depending what you mean by that.

bloodline eradicated.
hmm, interdasting.

>even autism couldn't guide me to wizarddom, had to fuck it up at 26

Same.

>What happened? Someone raped you?

Met a nerdy college girl who got off on fucking virgins. She was super turned on by the idea of deflowering a guy who was such an old virgin.

I enjoyed it at the time but looking back on it the sex was awful.

Your family shares your DNA so if your siblings have kids then most of your DNA survives.
You would need your neighbourhood to be nuked to eradicate your whole DNA.

got lucky with a freaky muslim, literally niceguy'd my way into sex

tasted like marijuana and booze, head was good tho

Turning 33 in a few days and farming for XP to unlock archmage. Here’s my playbook;

>Lift big weights X 4 days per week
>meticulous diet
>medfag sales job $$$
>bachelor science degree
>own place/drive sports car
>Act aloof towards all women that show interest
>Never approach anyone or make an effort to establish or maintain a social group
>Leave the house only to shop, train and work.
>Seek no treatment for your neuroses and addictions (dysthymia, ADHD and a severe internet porn habit)

Do these things and you too can become an archmage with the ability to alter the chronosphere.

T. 33 year old wizard egos never been on a date or felt a boob and Rejected a 7/10 blonde CrossFit chick that asked me out on a date a few months ago..

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Bitches

Ehh, i would agree except for the last point. When i quit porn my quality of life rose a lot.
I need to start to lift though.

The idea was to present those variables that make it hard to get your dick inside of a real female, in case you didn’t get that. Yes, quitting porn would be huge. I also neglected to mention never drinking any alcohol or going to spaces like bars or clubs where drunk women congregate for an easy lay is another hindrance, or so I’ve heard.

>I also neglected to mention never drinking any alcohol or going to spaces like bars or clubs where drunk women congregate for an easy lay is another hindrance, or so I’ve heard.
Yeah, completely agree that is a must.

Fuck that I'd rather take hormones and become a boislut camwhore.

Kek, 5 years without a drop and never going back to the bottle again. Drunk people are annoying.

Congratulations. I'll become a wizard in a month