Weed is legal recreationally

use dog piss

I tell them to fuck off and find a company that doesn't care that I smoke weed.

but if you don't bake the gay cake you go to jail

lol no das raysis

>Weed is legal
Weed is illegal in this country.

you cant compare the two. its like if you boss got mad at you for drinking a six pack 1 week and a 1/2 ago when you were off work?

There are laws against operating vehicles while intoxicated, user. And guess what, the pilots that want to fly your plane stoned... Were ALREADY doing it.

>Take drugs
>Get punished for it
>Reeeeee

>republicans on every other issue
MUH STATE'S RIGHTS!!! DON'T TREAD ON ME REEEEEEEEEE

>republicans on recreational cannabis
IT'S FEDERALLY ILLEGAL, GOY! RESPECT YOUR FEDERAL OVERSEERS

Fuck you statist sycophants. We're sick of your incessant bootlicking

It's legal in some form in a majority of her states you retard.

I've passed two spit tests and a piss test within a couple days of smoking. One I passed after smoking the night before. I never drink water, but I drink more than a pot of coffee a day usually, so I think my piss is still pretty diluted, and the acid in my mouth likely messes up the spit tests. I dunno, those are my theories. Maybe I failed the tests and they didn't care because it's just weed.

Stoners make for lazy workers.

Don't like it? Find another job.

only faggots smoke pot. be a real man and waste all your money on cocaine every weekend

You must really hate your shitty family if you have to get high.

No, that's just millennials in general

This tbqh. Party-line gobbling boot-lickers need to stop claiming to be republican and just worship the state already.

>statist
how to spot a faggot hippie who doesn't give a shit about anyone else

Oooo you're hard. Daft cunt

Don't bosses know that people work BETTER when they're stoned or drunk?

>no argument found
Thanks for proving me right, cuck

This. I'm sick and tired of these globalist neocohens pretending to care about individual liberties.

Yet another junkie defeated. You people belong in prison.

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DEATH FROM LIFE

If you only smoked one joint and it was two weeks later, you must be one fat disgusting motherfucker.
Also, a company can fire you for any reason, there are even some that prohibit nicotine use, and do test for it and people have been fired for it. And it was all perfectly legal.
Get rekt.

Beer is legal does that mean you can go to work drunk?

Ever since my state legalized, the kike republican s have been shitting themselves, despite all of that disposable income they've been skimming off the top.
Not a single goddamn one of you is going to heaven, so stop pretending to be christian. Freaks.

Killed by death

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>he never heard of the 10th amendment

You passed because spit test is only reliable 12hrs prior. A piss test would detect weed 3months prior. My job does tests but with swab so alot of weed smokers get off even if they smoked the night before. Its only fair if your high or drunk while at work.

weedfags be like
> its safe goys

real science be like
> weed smoke is actually far worse than tobacco

Call bs!
>2weeks later

>beer is legal
>drink at work
>fired
faggot

>Be Italian
>employers doing shit like this would cause an enormous shitstorm, it's unheard of outside of select fields like aviation
>still don't smoke weed because I'm not a stoner faggot

lmaoing at your life.

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>being italian

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I'm a hvac tech and I smoke weed, I told my boss I'd kill his whole family if he fired me for it and he respects that decision. Maybe you just need to assert yourself as person in control of their own life and not some smelly stoner.

I agree with you on right to work but call bullshit on someone getting fired in America for failing a nicotine "drug test" post an example.

And if your talking about that one case in 2006, the employee sued and won that case.

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>marijuana smoke is actually far more dangerous than cigarettes
Proofs?

not necessarily worse, but its still carcinogenic and otherwise harmful

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Dunno about far worse but there is a possibility for serious detriments to your brain etc

>Weed raises Estrogen levels:
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0041008X06000093

>Weed decreases testosterone and growth hormone, tobacco increases them (but also raises cortisol which is a catabolic hormone):
ukcia.org/research/EndocrineEffects.pdf
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6818588
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3389568/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24457405

>Weed Reduces Volume Of Various Regions Of The Brain And Negatively Effects Motivation :
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4104335/

>Weed Worsens Symptoms Of Social Anxiety Disorder:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3350824/

>Weed Causes Long Term Cognitive Damage:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3037578/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19630708
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3221171/
jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/2484906
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1463999/
journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0055821
pnas.org/content/111/47/16913.full
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3593817/

>Weed Causes Depression And Anxiety Disorders:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23795762
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14616175
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4032500/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5149055/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26773900
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10750321
journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0122896
journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0166005#sec013

>Weed Causes Psychotic Disorders:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2424288/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17007222
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4352721/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4033190/

>Be Italian
>Spaghetti is legal recreationally
>Sprinkle some oregano
>2 weeks later
>Random mozzarella test at work
>"Well, your pizza is brick-oven fired"
Wtf?

lel

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>"Well, your pizza is brick-oven fired"
That should be worth a promotion.

i think i might save this

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I'm certain you were aware that your company does random drug screens.

>Dude Weed WTF?

It's your own fault, you stupid Nigger.

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saved

if you said that to your boss you’re probably the disability hire. Yikes cunt

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Weed is illegal in all states and territories of the USA.

>weed increases estrogen levels
Debatable. The article you posted says as much.
>weed effects motivation
Sure, so does alcohol
>weed worsens symptoms of social anxiety
Only if you already suffer from various social anxiety disorders. Doesn't affect healthy people in the same way.
>weed causes long term cognitive ability
Only for minors (under 21)
>weed causes psychotic disporders
Only if you're already genetically at-risk for such disorders

Did you even read any of your links?
Are any of these symptoms worse than lung cancer?

And yet I have worked at a weed store for the past 3 years. Funny, the DEA hasn't arrested me yet.

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>Sure, so does alcohol
Not an argument. Completely a different drug. Why legalize an another dangerous drug when we already have one? Besides, you could never get rid of alcohol, it's been a staple of western society for thousands of years, but weed has only been so popular for half a century or so. If alcohol was a completely new drug, those who oppose weed would be against it as well.

>Only if you already suffer from various social anxiety disorders. Doesn't affect healthy people in the same way.
Where are your proofs?

>Only for minors (under 21)
Again no proofs. Besides, legalizing it would not make it harder for minors to obtain. Look at how easy it is to obtain alcohol, you just need a friend to purchase it for you.

>Only if you're already genetically at-risk for such disorders
Again, no proof to back up your claims. My articles say otherwise. Besides, we know very little of neuroscience and the effects could actually be quite worse.

>Are any of these symptoms worse than lung cancer?
Again, not an argument. We are talking about weed on its own here. Why legalize another dangerous drug?

No hes just a wacky tobacky abuser looking for a way to make everyone else as miserable as he is

I am completely opposed to tobacco and wouldn't mind imposing even further restrictions to it.

But as I say here pro weed shills often fall into the trap of using other drugs as an argument for theirs, which doesn't stand logically. We are talking about weed on its own here.

nice, keep up the good work of fighting degeneracy user

You don't need to break the law to get fired. Sucking at your job is grounds to be fired, but it's not illegal.

Your employer doesn't want a fucking pothead working for them. I see no problem here. I would also fire someone for drinking or smoking.

>Working in a place that does random testing
If you can’t stop for a pre employment test you don’t deserve a job

He wasn't high at work dumbass he failed a drug test 2 weeks after he had smoked while not at work.

>legal to call people niggers
>call boss a nigger
>get fired
wtf?

>I dont care if my pilot kills half of his braincells by drinking a bottle vodka every night after he goes home but god forbid he smoke a joint on the weekend
You a retard m8

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Take LSDS instead.

>Krauts talking about a topic they don't know a thing
>again
Marijuana might be detected in your piss even 3 months after you smoke some.

>things that never happened

The DEA hasn't arrested you yet because they have bigger fish to catch. Until the feds legalize it, it's still a federal felony

>Sign workplace contract
>break conditions
>get fired
>????????
>profit

if you had enough money for them to seized as "evidence" they probably would

It never made me lazy while not high. It does fuck my memory up like none other, so I don't. Because the shit I build would probably kill tens/hundreds if I fuck up.

>at work
*sips*

it's the commie century, take your gibs and enjoy life

Thank you

>A

SUCKS FOR U

youtube.com/watch?v=RZEbxg9MNis

>he's never actually had a job

Ill just quit if notified kf a drug test. I just don't want to work with someone who does not respect my medical privacy. Seriously you want a sample of a fluid excreted by my body I'm not down with that. When does it stop? Blood tests? Genetic tests? They'll see you habe a propensity fir cancer and butcher your health plan.

it's the only way to legally fire niggers for being lazy useless dead-weights. don't take that away.

>the one man who pulled the lottery of literally threatening someones family who has more spare time than you and not facing consequences
> did not happen
Hmmmmm

This. We need to ban alcohol too, so you fucking degenerates can stop drinking poison and start doing something productive.

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> I'm a pot addicted n*igger
FUckin Based

Kekd. Ive never heard of this, I guess if you keep it body temp it would work?

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>workplace policy != law of the land, and can be different than said laws.

random workplace or pre-employment drug testing should be illegal. Like other invasions of privacy like asking sexual orientation or religion.

Different metabolites, I do not imagine it would pass stringent examination.

Ya must've been
HIGH, HIGH, HIGH

Pots bad for you, m'kay, sweetie?

>oops i forgot to press the button that lowers the landing gear
XD marijuana probs amirite?

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Unless you're in a profession where drug use is a critical factor (like medicine or something) why the hell did you agree to an employment contract that includes drug testing? Why aren't you in a union that fights against that kinda shit?

Also - illegal at federal level still. And technically federal trumps state.

OK, then if that's the case the company should hold no work area insurance nor be responsible for accidents or injuries at work. There'd also be no reason for Federal oversight, meaning all Federal safety laws would need to expire and people would be responsible for their own shit.

>Why aren't you in a union that fights against that kinda shit?

Unions haven't been anything but a fund raising arm of the American Communist Party, formerly Democratic Party for more than 50 years.

My fiance actually is in HR and she said a lot of companies in states with legal marijuana are removing THC from the list of substances looked for in the panel tests.

My job doesn't drug test most of it's employees.
Just middle management and up, and everyone else only after they cause a major fuck up. I been there for six years and gotten promoted twice and still no drug test. I read through company policy and they're supposed test everyone above the package handler position before they're hired.

this. why do you think it's called the mile high club?

It's still illegal federally. Stop being a degenerate.