You wake up tomorrow as a black person

You wake up tomorrow as a black person

How do your politics change?

Attached: body art.jpg (500x500, 32K)

Muh diq. Where are my reparacious.

I'd just kill myself honestly

I'd go find the semite that cast this curse on me

>Become black
>No longer have the brain capacity to comprehend politics
>No big loss because now I have no problem getting laid

I iz jus bout da get ma life on track.

Stop voting. Stop researching. Just scream the same sentences over and over. Fist fight when someone says something I don't understand. Pretty simple.

kek good point, I'd kill myself after I killed the Jew who turned me into a nigger. This would be a good plot for a movie.

I would consider my position carefully. Judging by current proposals from Her Majesty's Opposition I would almost certainly vote in their favour. On the grounds of ooga booga me wunna chimp out gibs me dats fried chikkinz in wottamelonz

Aussming just the skin changed, I would move to a majority black tropical island

I'd make social media accounts where I criticize black culture, wear a MAGA hat and dis the democrat party so I can have based black man threads on Jow Forums made about me

I'd watch it

my political ethos: gib me dat

but I'd probably kill myself for having an IQ of 85

best post

>become outspoken black conservative
>the right loves me
>the left hates me
>same as being an outspoken white conservative

Not at all.

Attached: 1424593386442.jpg (232x185, 13K)

Nothing

I'd become even further right.
They couldn't do anything to me anymore. I'd be able to be as far right as I want, and if the leftists tried to stop me I'd call them racists.
I do the same thing already by pretending to be a jew, but being a nigger would be even more powerful.

Attached: subversion absol.jpg (400x400, 91K)

LMAO. This man has won the internet.

id push for a white ethnostate like no other

I either kms and take a bunch of “homies” and left wing faggots with me or
Take the first boat back to Africa like I should

I would gather my fellow negros and go on a mass white killing spree to spark the race war

>use blackness to get close to globalists
>put 2 in his face with a glock

>tfw you will never EVER be a black Nazi.

I'd gladly call you a low-IQ self-hating nigger if I saw you. The majority of actual leftists wouldn't give a shit about you calling them racist.

feels pretty good desu

I become a black Hitler and create the real life Wakanda.

Attached: blackhitler.jpg (480x360, 20K)

Attached: 1509448075527.jpg (500x500, 55K)

I'm not surprised at all that I'd be attacked. In fact, I want them to do it. Then I can play the victim and call in other leftists to my aid against the "racist" and how they made me feel unsafe until the leftist comes groveling for forgiveness. Just look at what happened to wil wheaton recently when he blocked a trolling tranny.
The thing about leftists is that they're like crabs, they eat their own. Don't attack leftists with logic or facts. Attack them with their own tricks, things they care about. Then other leftists will do the work for you.

Attached: subversion.jpg (608x608, 59K)

Gibs me dat

do I get to keep my IQ?

absolutely this. if your life is already ruined by becoming a nigger, then why not just make as shit as possible for the jews and niggers?

I'd immediately rape a white woman

Id go give the BBC to every blonde girl who wants it

I assume I wouldn't have the proper amount of folds in my brain to form a political opinion.

I'd advocate for colonization. Blacks are no good left to their own devices.

take a flight to sweden, rape and pillage time. they dont arrest you if you are brown.

I turn this shit into my wallpaper

Attached: g.png (1440x1061, 1.11M)

I'd probably just feel more comfortable being right-wing out in public honestly. Good luck calling me racist now!

I would be wonder "way ah da white women at?"

If you end up waking up as a black with the right skull shape, like Kanye, but only the Igbo tribe of nigeria and some American Blacks have the right forehead shape for a better frontal lobe

Attached: tmp3931_thumb_thumb1.jpg (445x768, 70K)