Why don't we pretend to be Jews?

I'm part Jewish with a Jewish last name. I've done birthright and everything but am fully redpilled on the JQ

How can I best #fellowjew my fellow Jews?

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This could work. I call dibs on the name "Shlomo Shekelstein".

>Why don't we flip the tables and pretend to be jews.
Because we have spines in our backs.
You might as well have asked why we don't build an industry upon the claimed death of 6 gorillion of our people, or why we don't use slimey tactics to subvert other nations, or to take our neighbour's land.
It's because we're not jews, you see.

They discredit themselves and create evidence to incriminate themselves, so to speak, with their shenanigans while un-ironically pretending to be white.
When your enemy is hurting themselves, don't intervene.

Also, parody accounts of Jews highlight what tactics they use against us, that is acceptable desu.

kek, that's pretty good. Be creative. Maybe even just tell the goyim. Whatever you think would be most effective.

As a jew, Israel must take in poor refugees.
As a jew, Hollywood producers and writers need more blacks.
As a jew, AIPAC promotes inequality by corrupting the senate.
As a jew, Harvard and yale are too jewish
As a jew we are over represented in news media, blacks are discriminated at producer level.

When I get drunk I make Jew jokes then say "it's ok though I'm Jewish"

Cause I don’t want to

This will never work. You're all too weak, dimwitted, and uncoordinated.

So whenever anyone accuses you of being a white nationalist just exclaim at them "I'M JEWISH"?

this is the way to do it.
cheers

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Lol jewish trips.
I already do this, it's so easy. I have a Jewish grandparent and went to my cousins' bar mitzvah, (((honest))). If you don't drop this shit in normal life but are openly right-wing, especially in some of the shitlib metropoli, you're missing a trick. It;s impossible to live like that, but you can so easily be right-wing, anti-Israel, pro-Trump, as long as you're (((jewish))) nobody dares to say a thing, most don't even question you. The cognitive dissonance is so shockingly Orwellian I'd revel in it more if it didn't shake my fucking soul.

This is unironically exactly what we should be doing

This is very, very good.

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I'm game, is there a good jew name generator? I'd like a believable name that sounds like someone very respectable.

No, if we start a movement claiming to be jews and it reaches the media, the jews themselves will be forced to loudly declare that they are not white people. Automatic redpill.

Either way we win

Itzhak Rosen

the jews are worse then hitler when it comes to bloodlines. They hve a book in Israel with all the names of the tribes so they can track who is what.i dont think the regular jew would question it though

obligatory
>We're already the Jews, user. Jow Forums is an insular society of people, all across the world, who believe that we have been outcasted from society, and who are actively plotting to spitefully destroy the in-groups that we despise. we participate in divide-and-conquer tactics, disguise ourselves as our 'enemies', who do not even perceive us as such, while sowing the seeds of discord on social media. we scapegoat others for our actions, whether it be reddit, hitler, ebaumsworld, ben garrison, communism, or the jew who wrote/edited the article. we hide our practices, beliefs, and our power level in public, putting on a mask and pretending to be good neighbors and citizens while we stockpile ammunition and make our plans to betray them when the happening arrives, or even actively working to cause the happening.

But this is taking it to a whole new level and I like it. As a jew I think we need to talk about female privilege.

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Do it of you have occasion to do so. You're going to get discounts in shops and get invited to parties, on top of getting early warning about every single case where somebody in the administration suspects that terrorist attack is going to happen - according to a friend of mine who pretends to be jew in Belgium they have about 40% accuracy, so he just avoids danger areas whenever he gets text about suspected attack here and there.

Jews go far in society because they stick together.

I sat next to a stoner in 9th grade named John Rosenberg who always reeked. He was rumored to be a homosexual, no shit.

Way ahead of you. I even got circumcised to pass off the lie. Heh. Hollywood, here I come.

WE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism

ASHKENAZI DIGITS!!!

Biggest stoners I knew growing up were Jews too. But I grew up in a rich area so I knew a lot of Jews period

Jews are vermin. I wouldn't dirty my conscience pretending to be one of them.

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Hi JIDF

>not already having a Twitter persona for every SJW denomination
step up your game user

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Wtf i love jews now

I’m down for this. My name is so Anglo I’ll need a good cover for my last name.

As a jew how dare you question my bloodline, my relatives were wiped out in the SHOAH along with all records, you anti-semite white nazi.

Because white people have jobs and shit to do.

because then we'd have to pretend to gas ourselves, you big silly leprechaun.

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So I'm not a religious person, nor did I understand much about the embassy move in Jerusulem. But..do evangelicals really believe the embassy move and all this Israel shit is about the return of the Messiah? and the 3rd Temple? I mean I knew Trump pandered to Israel but I didn't know all of this was all about some cultist religious shit. End times? I mean these religious evangelical Trump voters are as fucking crazy as muslims. This video is kinda spooky.
youtube.com/watch?v=PZ0BQALRpGA&t=25s

Whats would be some jewish necklace or ring or clothing that would identify you to other jews?
Im not wearing that silly hat.

White Europeans are the lost 10 tribes of Israel and there is decent evidence that supports this.

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pretending? I'll have you know i read the torah once a year you filthy antisemite

or why dont we stop using a boogeyman for all of our own personal problems and be civilized normal human beings instead of blind hatred for those who are undeserving of it

Been working with that strategy for a while now. We da jooz.

Jews hate white people and blame them for everything and actively make laws against white people, destroy their countries and hide the violent crimes perpetuated against them.

Oh cool so we'll just accept this eternal L since we wanted to show up to work for the same kikes handing it to us today, great idea user

so then Jews need to stop using white people as a boogeyman as well as whites using Jews as a boogeyman. clearly that simple

>obligatory barbara spectre quote
I think there's a resurgence of antisemitism because at this point in time Israel has not yet learned how to be multicultural, and I think we're going be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Israel has not yet learned how to be multicultural. Israel is not going to be the monolithic society that it once were in the last century. Goym are going to be at the center of that. It's a huge transformation for Israel to make. We are now going into a multicultural mode, and Goym will be resented because of their leading role. But without that leading role, and without that transformation, Israel will not survive.

Every interaction with a black person, for no reason just say "Fuck you nigger, I'm jewish". Oh the lulz !

I heard of a guy in my high school who was rich and had the name of Horsty Feichtinger. What a cohencidence.

Because Jews ARE white.

because it is dishonest and wrong
the strength of our side comes from how forthright we are
all of our greatest victories have come not from pretending to be someone else, but by being ourselves
deception is a tool of the weak

fuck me matey a 666 followed by a 555. Quintessence following saturn. don't know what to make of that.
I'm not actually Jewish so I don't know how they identify each other beyond silly hats, silly curls and silly noses. What's interesting is how often you'll hear others also say 'ah yeh my grandma was jewish too'. It's infectious, I have a theory that about 3/4 jews are not jews, too fucking many of them around.
Everyone consciously or not recognises that sweet semitic privilege and wants in.

Thats the attitude that gets you tricked into foreign wars, with 22 white country lads blowing their heads off every day.

I'm down

Nice try, JIDF, but we're going to know exactly who belongs on the train and who doesn't.

I applaude you

The main reason jews get away with pretending to be white is that, at least in my experience, whites are the least race conscious people. We are also largely not jew wise so even if told someone is a jew most whites simply thing jews are a type of white person. This lack of consciousness makes us extremely easy to infiltrate and manipulate. Kikes on the other hand are extremely race conscious to the point of paranoia. This is what periodically gets them expelled/gassed. They are very self conscious and always think a shoah is around the corner until they will one into existence.

Tl;dr: jews cant be infiltrated because they are the most race conscious people on earth

I’m polish so I have the Slavic nose that can be misinterpreted as a Jew nose, I just tell everyone I’m a Jew right before or after I act like a douche.

The Jews fell their own progressive nonsense are are now being wiped out with the exception of hardcore conservative orthodox Jews

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I've had a pretty long hiatus after getting all my social media accounts b&
Should I be a black grl or jewish grl next?

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>another 6 million
Fucking lol. What is it with yids and numerology?

This is pretty heartening, but they still have a stranglehold on all our institutions and the ultra orthodox who are breeding like rats are just as noxious as your standard jew albeit in different ways.

I await the onslaught of based nigger movies.

David?

When the whites nearly go extinct and the Jews control everything, whites will be the new Jews

>when the whites go extinct
im banging your mom right now

first two are good, next 2 are trash, last is basically 2 but still needs refining.
this cause would be better served inviting a more diverse cast of people into spaces they commonly inhabit work and pray just like what has been done to us

Jewish

I've noticed that mobster movies protrays jews in america as just another white immigrant group, like Italians or Irish.
This is deliberate, who produces the movies?

K.E.K.

The funny thing is that to this day, old school irish and italians on the east coast are pretty much universally jew wise.

>anti Israel
>pro Trump

kek, in a way i love it. so elegant. but i also do not want to become the jew. be careful when fighting daemons

This is a good idea, but we shouldn't risk it too much... We should make sure those who try to subvert jews at least have some jewish heritage.

Holy shit, i might actually do that. It'll be fun to see what happens... record everything when fellow jews talk to you and expose all of it. It will also make them paranoid as fuck lol.

lads... i'm jewish now. Oi vey!

i do this on facebook and jewtube. get into arguments, spew redpills, when i get called out for bein white, i say "actually im trans and jewish" or just jewish or just trans sometimes. depending on my audience. point is use the jews to redpill. metzitzah bpeh is a good starting point. normies HATE seeing babies being abused. actually i think everyone hates that except jews

It's on. We're all taking the Jewpill.

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Ive been doing this for a.decade already.

I also mark down gay and mixed race on job applicant forms or surveys. Who can say im not?

EUROPEANS ARE THE REAL JEWS!

Most of Jow Forums doesn't need to pretend tho.

You're doing God's work mate

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>but you can so easily be right-wing, anti-Israel, pro-Trump, as long as you're (((jewish))) nobody dares to say a thing, most don't even question you
No they do, it's just that they blame it on literally everything except the fact that you're Jewish.

silly implication

Go be "honorable" and suck a nigger dick then let your wife get raped, you submissive cuckold.

>Why don't we pretend to be Jews?
Because I value truth and have self-respect.
They have every possible advantage over us and we will win anyway. It's because we are better.

kek

>jew name generator

Yes

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They're an ancient tribe with a long history in Europe so it's quite possible that many Europeans do have at least one Jewish ancestor somewhere back in the mists of time.

Then there's the lost tribes thing.

I actually did this at a wedding reception in Lancaster recently. We knew one of the guy's working security so he let us in. I sat down beside two kikes at the bar and started loudly ranting about the goyim.

>As a Jew, I'm very concerned about protecting Israel's children.

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Troy?

since we are #notalljews how can we reconcile are #notalljewviews ?

Fellow Jews, we need to do better

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